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Twice a month, Ed will make his way down to the mailbox at the end of his and Stede’s long entrance path, and, twice a month, he’ll collect his family’s letters. For the most part, they are addressed to The Captains, Cap. Stede & Cap. Edward, or to the Teach-Bonnets. It’s always them, together, as a unit.
(A united front, some have called it.)
The point is, it's always them, which is why it strikes Ed as strange when he picks up their letters today, and under the sand-layer of the first envelope he reads, To Edward. Just Ed, please and thanks.
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or, ed receives a letter asking for advice, and has to do some reflecting.
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- Part 20 of vignettes from an inn
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Ed can’t help but grin. “What are you doing?”
“I’m plotting.”
“Just tell me—”
“No, you have to guess! I’m planning something in my head. You have to guess what it is.”
“Holy fuck. Is everything a game all the time with you?”
“Yes.” Stede answers, smiling.
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or, a boring day turns into something more when a plan of stede's comes to light.
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- Part 19 of vignettes from an inn
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Ed lies in the aftermath. Stede’s asleep on his arm. In a few minutes it’ll go numb. He tries to cherish the time. They washed the sheets yesterday, so Stede made them fuck on the couch.
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- Part 18 of vignettes from an inn
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The snow might be good. For all the intruders who might come find them, at least he’d be able to see where they come from. The birds are mostly gone, but the chickadees are loud enough to give warning. Ed’s rehearsed the fake battle in his mind so many times he can see it as a near memory.
or: the thoughts that karma might catch up with ed and stede at the inn are suddenly too much for ed to bear.
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- Part 2 of vignettes from an inn
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His imagination gets far too big like this; loud and booming, words zipping around him as fast as a cheetah. Stede can’t tell what’s his own thoughts or the crew’s voices as a few of them crowd around him.
He wants Ed.
or, stede gets stuck to the mast, his new friend, Ed, has to come to the rescue.
for OFMD whumptober — wound-tending & age-regression
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Robby gives his email to an MS1 who seems promising. He never thought that student would turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to him.
A Hucklerobby secret marraige AU in which they meet before season 1.
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19 Feb 2026
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Ed shrugs one shoulder. His eyes wander the party. “Y’know. If you’ve got no one to kiss at midnight…and I’ve got no one to kiss at midnight…we could maybe– well, might as well just, I don’t know, kiss each other?”
(or: Ed and Stede's friendship group all have a New Year's kiss locked in for midnight, except them...)
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03 Feb 2026
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Ed is a parttime werewolf, full time coffee shop owner in a rainy seaside town, just trying not to self-destruct and ruin his whole life(again). Stede is a new vampire trying to come to terms with what he is by doing what he does best: running away. After an accidental meeting, their lives become entangled in impossible ways. This is a story about loving the monster, hating your parents, rival coffee shops, smoking too much on the porch at night, murder mysteries, the sacred nature of the perfect latte, summer in a small town, and how sometimes the scariest things are the ones we should run towards.
Giant, dark eyes are boring into Ed with an unsettling intensity. He’s got something soft about his face, offset by a sharpness almost everywhere else.
“What….the fuck?”
Ed's distantly aware of his own voice slurring into the rain. Maybe its the weed, or he’s concussed from hitting his head, or maybe his survival instincts are in a more worrisome place than he thought - because the next step in his body’s plan was to bite and kick and scream, but Ed is struck by the singular understanding that this is a very, very beautiful man. In a weird, alien kind of way - but Ed's always been a sucker for that sort of thing.Bookmarked by captain_cappy
14 Dec 2025
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The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)
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07 Dec 2025
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Meteorologist Stede Bonnet and pilot Ed Teach fly into a hurricane to drop experimental drones and find themselves stranded on an island. Because of a lightning strike, they have no way to communicate with the mainland, and must depend on each other to survive.
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27 Nov 2025