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Robby gives his email to an MS1 who seems promising. He never thought that student would turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to him.
A Hucklerobby secret marraige AU in which they meet before season 1.
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19 Feb 2026
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Ed shrugs one shoulder. His eyes wander the party. “Y’know. If you’ve got no one to kiss at midnight…and I’ve got no one to kiss at midnight…we could maybe– well, might as well just, I don’t know, kiss each other?”
(or: Ed and Stede's friendship group all have a New Year's kiss locked in for midnight, except them...)
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03 Feb 2026
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Ed is a parttime werewolf, full time coffee shop owner in a rainy seaside town, just trying not to self-destruct and ruin his whole life(again). Stede is a new vampire trying to come to terms with what he is by doing what he does best: running away. After an accidental meeting, their lives become entangled in impossible ways. This is a story about loving the monster, hating your parents, rival coffee shops, smoking too much on the porch at night, murder mysteries, the sacred nature of the perfect latte, summer in a small town, and how sometimes the scariest things are the ones we should run towards.
Giant, dark eyes are boring into Ed with an unsettling intensity. He’s got something soft about his face, offset by a sharpness almost everywhere else.
“What….the fuck?”
Ed's distantly aware of his own voice slurring into the rain. Maybe its the weed, or he’s concussed from hitting his head, or maybe his survival instincts are in a more worrisome place than he thought - because the next step in his body’s plan was to bite and kick and scream, but Ed is struck by the singular understanding that this is a very, very beautiful man. In a weird, alien kind of way - but Ed's always been a sucker for that sort of thing.Bookmarked by captain_cappy
14 Dec 2025
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The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)
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07 Dec 2025
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Meteorologist Stede Bonnet and pilot Ed Teach fly into a hurricane to drop experimental drones and find themselves stranded on an island. Because of a lightning strike, they have no way to communicate with the mainland, and must depend on each other to survive.
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27 Nov 2025
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Ed lets himself think about it. Immerses himself in the candlelight flicker of it all, the steely glow of the moon through arched windows. The vulnerable peek of Stede’s throat under that black turtleneck, the shape of his back, his shoulderblades, the obscene curve of his waist, the radiating heat of him. The bed nook. He never got to sink inside Stede there, but his knife almost did.
(or: For totally innocent reasons, Stede wants to know just exactly how Ed was planning to murder him.)
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26 Nov 2025
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Ed can be forgetful sometimes, Stede’s learnt that over the past few months. He doesn’t remember a lot of what happened in the time they were apart, which is understandable, as it must’ve been a very grisly time up in that head of his, and he often gets people’s names mixed up, but he remembers the important things. Like “you wear fine things well”, and how much butter Stede likes on his toast, and that Stede loves him.
He always remembers that Stede loves him.
(or: After an accident at the inn, Ed can't remember his relationship with Stede. This is how they figure it out together.)
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19 Nov 2025
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Ed stands in front of the mirror and puts his hands on his belly. There’s nothing there, really. Just the pudge of comfort, of settling down. He purses his lips at the picture he makes. A man longing for something he can’t have.
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08 Nov 2025
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Stede walks Ed back to his quarters, Ed’s arm slung over his shoulders. He can feel the heat radiating off of him, can smell the deep warmth of his jacket and his skin.
They don’t talk much as they walk. Ed had laughed when Stede stabbed him, had coached him through pulling the sword free, and then he’d gone silent. Stede was expecting jokes, or at least reassurance that he was fine, but when Stede asked, all he got was a small, tight nod.
The silence is companionable, at least. Stede isn’t going to break it.
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15 Oct 2025
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Stede Bonnet loves his best friend. Ed Teach *loves* his best friend, who is both straight and engaged to "pleasant enough" Mary Allamby. All three of them are making the best of it until Father Bonnet announces for Stede's 30th birthday that he's set the wedding date. Are they all headed for misery or is there still a way to set all three of them free?
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02 Sep 2025
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It's the late 90s. Stede, a senior in high school, takes a job at a local fast food franchise to earn some cash, hoping to make it out without his father's help. His trainer at work, Ed, wants to escape too. Maybe together they can get somewhere. Anywhere is better.
They'll get out, sure. But they have a whole lot to learn.
Childhood friends to lovers who don't talk about it to strangers to lovers, basically. Some angst, but hopefully balanced.
Thrilled to say this has been podfic'd by Lindie, the best who ever done it. Link here.
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15 Jul 2025
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somewhere in northern italy by endofadream, Opal_autumn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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In the middle of it all, seated alone at a small table, there’s a man. Stede notices him right away—or, rather, he notices how handsome the man is, the way anybody does when they see someone they think is attractive. Which is to say, he doesn’t do a double take, but it’s a close approximation, and his eyes, drawn against his best judgment, keep finding their way back to the man for just one more look, just to see if he’s as beautiful as Stede’s quick glances said he was.
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06 Jul 2025
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Innkeeper life isn't all that Ed dreamed it would be. It takes a family of birds to help him focus on the here and now.
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30 Jun 2025
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1718. Stede Bonnet dies.
All Ed wants is to follow.
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30 Jun 2025
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“Edward,” says Stede, incredulous, “are you jealous of the terrible sex I very rarely had with my ex-wife?”
“Of course it sounds stupid when you put it that way,” Ed grumbles. “And yes.”
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Ed and Stede do something weird.
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- Part 6 of S.O.S.
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17 May 2025
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You look at me, and the whole world fades by Deniz_B for polag
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 May 2025
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At the diner one night...
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- Part 1 of Always Remember Us This Way
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16 May 2025
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Ed and Stede are best friends and not-so-secretly in love with each other. The only problem: They live on opposite ends of the same island and their busy lives have kept them from ever meeting in person.
But when an old ‘friend’ comes back into Ed’s life and tires to sabotage their relationship, it sends Stede on a frantic ten hour commute up to Blind Cove—and Ed on a desperate chase to meet him before it’s too late.
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12 May 2025
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Edward Teach has made a massive mistake-- what's a few more?
A Gentlebeard lovers to exes to lovers fic set in the modern era.
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04 May 2025
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When a flyer for a circus is dropped at his feet, Ed makes a shocking discovery.
Prompt: On a leash
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- Part 2 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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27 Apr 2025
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When Jack finally proposes to Ed, Ed thinks all his dreams are finally coming true. But turns out planning a wedding to Jack isn't quite what Ed imagined. Thankfully Jack's groomsman, Stede, is there to lend a helping hand. Funny that Jack's never mentioned him before.
For OFMD JanuAUry 2025 - Day 2 - Wedding Professional
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20 Apr 2025