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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Mar 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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26 Mar 2026
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Shy, serious Shane Hollander meets snarky Ilya Rozanov at Junior Hockey Camp, where they are roommates four years in a row.
A reimagining of HR - what would have happened if these sweet idiot boys had actually spoken to each other? And became friends? Would they find their way to love each other eventually? A sweet, slightly snarky, tender retelling of their story. Which does get a little smutty once they turn 19....
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- Part 1 of Your freckles spell out 'cutie-pie'.
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16 Mar 2026
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“Marley.” Ilya says evenly, suddenly knowing he can actually breathe. He had a plan and he knew what he needed to do. And he couldn’t do it from the locker room bench. “If he is very injured, if he cannot play again, if he is very bad, I will kill you. I will kill you painfully.”
Cliff gapes at him.In which the hit that Cliff Marleau had on Shane Hollander goes a little different. For one, they’re in Boston. For another, Ilya realizes he might be panicking? Which is probably not something to do in the middle of a game. And, oh yeah, he just outed both himself and his not-boyfriend to an entire locker room of hockey players.
But that’s okay, because while Boston may be vicious, they do take care of their own. And they quickly realize that their captain’s happiness and willingness to stay with the Bears is tied to Shane Hollander. The solution is easy, they’ll just have to make Shane Hollander a Bear.
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04 Mar 2026
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No Traitors Between Us by PowerPlayPromise
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), The Traitors (US TV 2023)
19 Mar 2026
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When Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov agree to spend their offseason on a Scottish castle reality show, they tell themselves it’s just a game.
The Traitors is simple in theory: lie convincingly, trust carefully, survive the roundtable. But nothing about Shane and Ilya has ever been simple.
Surrounded by celebrities who think they understand strategy, the two NHL rivals-turned-partners quickly realize that hockey politics have nothing on castle paranoia. Alliances shift. Accusations fly. Every look becomes suspicious. Every whisper feels dangerous.
The real problem isn’t the money. It isn’t the cameras. It isn’t even the possibility that one of them might be chosen as a Traitor.
It’s this: can they win a game built on deception without turning that deception on each other?
Because in a castle where everyone is lying, the only thing more dangerous than being a Traitor is trusting the wrong person.
And if one of them is chosen at midnight?
The roundtable won’t be the hardest part.
Choosing each other will be.
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04 Mar 2026
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Letters from Hertfordshire by Giddyup1234, Silly_and_sensible_heart (Giddyup1234)
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995), Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
23 Jan 2026
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After accidentally overhearing a conversation between Elizabeth Bennet and Charolette Lucas at the Netherfield ball, Darcy is forced to admit that he has made an embarrassing misjudgment. Elizabeth Bennet detests him. The trouble is, she might be the very person he needs most to help his sister out of her depression. Darcy must overcome his pride to ask a woman who does not even LIKE him to befriend his lonely sister, while Elizabeth must open her heart to a young woman in need.
Darcy and Elizabeth learn to know each other in broken pieces through letters sent to a mutually beloved girl.
Elizabeth Bennett and Georgiana Darcy become 'pen pals'.
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20 Feb 2026