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Uchiha Complex by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
13 Sep 2020
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Almost 19 years after being pardoned by the Sixth Hokage, Sasuke Uchiha - now 37 - decides that it's finally time for him to stay in the village with his wife and daughter, ending the Journey of Atonement he began as a young adult. Things are looking up until Sasuke's criminal record is quietly expunged, attracting a barrage of lawsuits and child support claims from the 16 children he fathered during his post-war bachelor adventures. A colorful entourage of embittered Uchiha youth make their debut in Konoha, and leading the civil charge is yet another ghost from the past: a young lawyer from Ryūtan City, who happens to be the only son of the infamous Clan Killer, Itachi Uchiha.
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The one where Sasuke revives the clan, and the clan revives Sasuke. After they sue him, of course.
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Arrival by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
28 Aug 2020
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Long ago, two Otsutsuki arrived on Earth- one a progenitor, one forgotten- both lurking in the shadows of history. A millennium later, Madara Uchiha revealed his plans in a declaration of war. No one believed him until a third Otsutsuki appeared: a defector who would fight alongside the villages, showing humanity the face of their true enemy. One revelation leads to a revolution of values, and the unraveling of an invisible thread woven through time. The truth changes everything.
SLOW TO UPDATE(aka ADHD + uni + art + nonexistent time management)
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Exegesis by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
18 Jul 2020
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Long ago, two Otsutsuki arrived on Earth- one a progenitor, one forgotten- both lurking in the shadows of history. A millennium later, Madara Uchiha revealed his plan in a declaration of war. No one believed him until a third Otsutsuki appeared; a defector who offered to fight alongside the villages against the insane clan. Humanity saw the face of their true enemy, and was given a choice. One revelation leads to a revolution of values, and the unraveling of a long and invisible thread woven through time. The truth changes everything.
This is the original, crack version: my 'rough draft, get it out of my system, go crazy' outlet. Alt/Rewrite is called Arrival if you want a more serious story that doesn't have porn. Humor will stay(toned down) because I love it, but the writing is more polished, mature, uniform, etc. This story will likely receive new chapters before Arrival does, until they are(if) caught up! Since I have to rewrite them, and I tend to take my time doing so. Aka there's a LOT to fix. :)
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- Part 1 of A Thread Between Worlds
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"Through no fault of his own, Naruto had been one way for almost their entire lives - he had been Naruto, with Sasuke Uchiha as a constant presence in his life. And now that such an important and pervasive variable had been removed indefinitely, Naruto was someone else. He was someone after, someone without, a person who'd lost their shadow and therefore ceased to fully exist." [COMPLETE]
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A new season approaches. Time is broken. The dead walk again...risen. The Guardian is faced with new challenges- among them, a questioning of values. Can you stand the test of time? In a tug-of-war between empathy and resentment, who will stand victor? As her present heart conflicts with her past mind, the Guardian will have to decide whether her past convictions or current commitments are more important.
This story features a fireteam consisting of my OC hunter, the (former)Prince of the Reef, and a rotating/sometimes absent third. Lore-friendly(I am a die-hard lore whore and will be updating the story accordingly until any major, impossible to reconcile retcons happen), will develop along with the coming seasons!
This story does and will contain action, fluff, and thirst. If you notice any mistakes- especially grammar or lore-wise- please do not hesitate to point them out for me.
Note 10/23/22: I apologize for the cringe smut. I will leave it, just know that you are all basking in my shame.Series
- Part 1 of The Rift
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A Thread Between Worlds by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
Fandom Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
18 Jul 2020
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[character] lives, fix-it, Otsutsuki-centric canon rewrite, with emphasis on/embellished lore and mythology(for the whole universe, not just the Otsutsuki). Basically, we get into the aliens BEFORE Kaguya's spontaneous existence, and the Boruto manga. This changes things. My intention here is for this to be a stepping-stone between my love for Naruto and the idea I've had for an original sci-fi work since I was around 14 years old. If I'm practicing for the real thing, might as well enjoy it.
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A collection of stories about my awoken Destiny characters.
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Sakura and Sasuke are used to challenging each other. They're bitter rivals who relish in pissing each other off, but what happens when their real feelings come to light on a trip to the Renaissance Festival?
Bookmarked by driftershiddenfivehead
21 Mar 2020
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Start after the Devil ending where V goes into Mikoshi. But just how much of her soul did she sell by agreeing to the “Secure your soul” program? Trusting Arasaka is always risky, V will learn just how risky it can be.
Idea was roughly inspired by the song "Back from the Dead" by Halestorm.- Language:
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Bookmarked by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
05 Oct 2022
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Shadowsinger [erotic audio for women, nsfw] by DottieLovegood
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
08 Jul 2023
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Azriel does audio porn.
Elain is a big fan.(Disclaimer: this is not an audio fic)
Bookmarked by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
27 Aug 2022
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Hyuuga Neji x Reader Modern!AU
"Who are you going to school for?"
Hyuuga Neji paused, at first feeling confused with the question given to him.
Who am I going to school for? What's that supposed to mean?
He has always tried to live up to his family's expectations. He has studied hard for a degree that his family chose for him. He has always tried to be perfect for them. When (Y/N) asked him the question, he really didn't know what to say. He looked down at the coffee cup he held with both of his hands. For a drink that was suppose to be bitter, the sugar in it made it so sweet.
Did (Y/N's) lips taste sweet like that too?
Did he have the courage to find that out for himself?
Naruto, the manga, show, and its characters belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
Bookmarked by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
21 Jun 2022
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Your arranged marriage to a prominent feudal lord has always been a happy one in your mind. But when he suspects your lack of fertility, he takes up a mistress much to your dismay. Your sister, no less!
The overwhelming depression forces you into the arms of another man, one even more powerful and more dangerous than your ex-husband. The name of your fling: Uchiha Madara. Despite you wanting it to be casual, your tie to him quickly devolves into a spiraling mess when you accidentally become pregnant.
Madara Uchiha x Reader | Completed
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- Part 1 of The Konoha Founders' Devotion
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Bookmarked by itachis-sick-ass-mf-sword (driftershiddenfivehead)
21 Jun 2022