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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    "Where is Parker?"

    "He's in the bathroom."

    Jameson fell silent again. He was clearly debating whether he believed Wade.

    "I did not kidnap him. Or murder him. Or stolen his identity."

    There, he covered the most common ones.

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    Five times Wade answered Peter's phone and one time Peter answered Wade's

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    03 Apr 2026

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    "I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."

    Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."

    "He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."

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    A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression

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    19 Mar 2026

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    It should hurt, in fact it does, but it's also Wade's hands on him and grabbing him and holding him down and his brain just isn't working right, okay? That must be it – he's blood-dizzy and zoned out on adrenaline, and at the first pass of needle through skin he makes a noise – thick, needy, drawn out. Fingers gripping at the couch cushions until the fabric tears beneath them.

    “Hnn… hah.”

    “Sorry, Pete, I–” Cutting himself off mid-apology, Wade suddenly looks up at him, and Peter can tell he's making a face even with the mask on. There's a pause. For a second it feels like Wade is staring a hole straight into his stupid, slow brain. Peter's breath comes out hot, heavy, shaky. Then, slowly, with realization: “That wasn't from pain.”

    Shaking his head weakly, Peter presses his free hand over his eyes and squeezes at his temples, humiliated. “Sorry,” he mumbles, “I can do it myself if you want.”

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    At-home stitches gone sexual SOMEHOW, Peter's a freak and so is Wade (but we all knew that), and once again tagging a fic has made me self-reflect.

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    18 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Peter's just trying to do the right thing when he hires a mercenary to protect his friend from getting harassed at work by her superior, but he never expected the merc to follow through after he tries to call off the order. He's left with the decision to confront the hitman for hire, whom he is strangely turned on by. Like, a lot.

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    17 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Not to get hopeful, but you’re kinda getting all stalky,” Wade notes, and there’s the analysis that Peter knew Wade was doing of him. Because Peter doesn’t just climb through Wade’s window at three in the morning unannounced for no reason. 

    Peter grins, showing a little teeth that he then runs his tongue over as he steps toward the merc. The way that his shoulders rise and his hands fall to his sides is so telling. Peter loves the act, as if Wade had any reason to actually be scared of Peter. But he’s prey, and Peter’s a hunter. “You can be hopeful.”

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    16 Mar 2026