felonymelon
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a joke dare fic for gits and shiggles PLEASE dont take this seriously i was FORCED
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"How fucking dare he." Chuuya muttered in a strangled whisper, tears unwillingly leaking from his eyes.
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how beast chuuya deals with beast dazai committing sewerslide (its not good)
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exit wounds by meridies, thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
07 Feb 2026
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Saps presses forward and slashes again. He hears the whole crowd scream, the sound muffled as if from underwater. The floor is wet and iron-rich and his whole head is pounding. He’s waited for this moment for longer than anyone here knows.
He raises his axe into the air and Flux reaches a bare hand up and shouts, “Wait!”
or, Flux surrenders in the colosseum. The rest of the world tries to figure out what to do with him.
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- Part 1 of state smp
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Bookmarked by felonymelon
12 Feb 2026
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my gosh dude this was fucknng peak..,.,..,,, been here since chap 6 was the final one and it is so bomb bro the characterization is genuinely the best ive ever read for lit everyone in state smp i love this sosososossoososso much brah
JUSTICE FOR THOMAS5200
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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Bookmarked by felonymelon
17 Jan 2026
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holy shit HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO PEAK WHAT THE FUCK
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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Bookmarked by felonymelon
15 Dec 2025
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finish the final chapter!! remember!!!! but every thing else is peak
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He'll never get to live his peaceful life. He'll never get to properly apologize to Jaden. He'll never get to visit the ruins of Mane's tree again.
And worst of all, Egg will be alone. He'll never get to tell him his last words himself.
OR, wemmbu actually dies when flame hits him off the roof in the 1000 hunters video
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“Don’t die,” Wemmbu said.
“Wasn’t planning to,” Egg had replied.
Three days later, Egg’s technically still alive—emphasis on technically—and Wemmbu’s about three brain cells away from burning the server down to find him.
Friendship’s hard when one of you’s chained to a wall and the other’s losing his mind about it.
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- Part 2 of Unstable Universe!
Bookmarked by felonymelon
09 Nov 2025
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this was peak!!!! we YES WE love eggchan here the characterization is so peak in this fic