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Paging PGY-2 Medicine Resident to the Trauma Bay by haplessmedresident
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov knows Shane can’t resist a problem-based approach and a hemoglobin below 10.
So this isn't at all a useless consult, honestly, but he knows when Rozanov’s trying to pull a fast one on him. Yet somehow Shane still finds himself going along with it, because heaven knows the other man would probably forget that blood is a chelator and then who’s gonna deal with the resultant hypocalcemia? Not an ortho bro, that’s for sure. The last time the dude handled calcium metabolism was probably in his protein shake.
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Taehyung is distraught and grumpy and holed up in the library. Jungkook is his best boy.
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- Part 2 of The Cardiorenal Syndrome
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T/C Congestion, Cannot R/O Pneumonia versus Atelectasis versus Effusion by haplessmedresident
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Jun 2024
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Taehyung was post-call and completing his last rounds at the SICU when he was paged to the CCU: the gentleman in cubicle 12, day 1 post CABG, increasing creatinine tends and decreasing urine output. Some fool ordered Furosemide 40mg TIV this morning without consulting him and his attending wasn’t having it.
Well, neither was he.
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- Part 1 of The Cardiorenal Syndrome
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The thing with Kim Taehyung, Jeongguk had always thought, was that he was the kind of person you'd see across the street, or in a crowded room — and he'd be arresting, surprising, and incandescent all at once.
(“You are very beautiful,” mumbled to himself, multiple times in practice. It came out “beautifurl,” in the first attempt.)
Of course, if you actually met and talked to him — you'd be surprised: the timbre of his voice was deep but his words were candid, and silly, and most of all, kind. He was generous, and genuine, and not at all as intimidating as his appearance would make it seem.
(“Thank you. So are you,” and then a smile that had made Jeongguk want to punch the air.)
And then, of course — if you had loved him and was loved by him — well.
If you loved him, and you lost him?
Well, fuck.
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Of All the Track Lanes in All the World, He had to Walk Into Mine by haplessmedresident
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 Jul 2020
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In a veritable stroke of luck — or something like Venus in retrograde entering Scorpio as Mo Xuanyu would probably say — the freshmen on the Cross-Country team aren’t called in for practice on Friday.
Featuring running in the rain, kissing in the rain, and the inherent sexiness of wet shirts.
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- Part 2 of Running Varsity Boyfriends
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Running Varsity Boyfriends by haplessmedresident
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 Jul 2020
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What it says on the tin. Featuring ADHD!theater!athlete!supersmart!WWX and a scarily jacked and uber-efficient LWJ as they navigate dating, course workload and the NCAA together. This entire series was borne out of trying to write exercise routines and recovery drink recipes into an actual fic. Having said that, this is low on angst, low in plot, and high in fitness references. If that's your sort of thing. <3
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Hospital AU (That No One Asked For) by haplessmedresident
Fandom Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types
17 Apr 2020
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turn the radio down by lizee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Mar 2026
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“I’ve…seen you around campus and it’s good to finally meet you. Like, properly.” He fumbled over the words, his tongue feeling thick and heavy and entirely too big for his mouth. Whether it was from the weed or the nerves from Ilya's presence, Shane couldn't tell.
“I’ve seen you, too.” Ilya grabbed the cigarette from behind his ear, bringing it to his mouth before lighting it.
“Really?” He watched as Ilya took a long inhale from the cigarette. Shane wanted to say something in that moment, something about how mixing alcohol, weed, and nicotine was probably a bad idea, but the words died in his throat as Ilya blew out smoke from the corner of his mouth and grinned at him. He looked so fucking good.
“Da, Shane Hollander.” Shane fought back a shiver as his name fell from Ilya’s lips. He loved how Ilya’s voice had wrapped around the vowels, long drawn out and quiet. He wanted to hear it again and again.
or, Shane Hollander has had a crush on Ilya Rozanov from afar for the past three years. They finally meet at a party.
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15 Mar 2026
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Take It Slow, Take It Easy On Me by warmporridge
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Mar 2026
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“There’s something you’re not telling me,” Shane says firmly, as firm as someone high on painkillers can go. “Mom, what is going on?”
Yuna Hollander finally stops her fidgeting and catches his gaze quickly, before they fall to the ground.
On many levels, Shane knew he was unconventional. Tall, broad and muscular for an omega. Barely big enough to pass for an alpha. That he was a god on the ice, on par with Rozanov and sometimes better, is a testament to his skills, and not a biological advantage. He knew how to take advantage of his deficiencies, his coaches have said, as though he wasn’t in the room with them.
“Honey,” Yuna says quietly. “Have you had a… special someone?”
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Set in 2017 after the All-Star Game in Tampa.
In which the cottage does not happen. Shane does not ask. Ilya's resolve pushes through and they break it off.
But then the internet explodes after a photo of a very pregnant Shane Hollander goes viral.
It all sort of works out in the end.
Or, Hollanov find out the hard way what happens when you separate an (accidentally) bonded pair.
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15 Mar 2026
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Us, Holding On by hehered
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Mar 2026
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Figure skating was Ilya’s first love, he got that from his Mama. Sometimes he thinks that he might've gotten something else from her too.
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Or, Ilya's POV of Always the One
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09 Mar 2026
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turn to page eighty-one by prettyboy_parker
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Mar 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, Associate Professor in Russian, is the hottest man Luca has ever seen.
It’s unfair, really. So unfair that Luca has to sit in the front row so he can pay attention to what Professor Rozanov is saying. It’s hard to concentrate on the nuances of translation in Chekhov’s plays when such a specimen of a man is the one talking about it.
Luca has a crush on his Russian professor. It distracts from the pain of Professor Hollander's Exercise Physiology class.
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08 Mar 2026
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Ilya thinks he plays hockey. Why else would he be in Canada? Why would he befriend a hockey star, Shane Hollander? Ilya must be an MLH hockey player. And a good one, too, if he's still in Canada, some ten years after being drafted. He guesses Shane is his teammate, they are friends, close friends probably, and Yuna loves him so much that he is like a second son. She cried at his hospital bed and everything. He has a family here, in Canada. Ilya Rozanov, at twenty-eight, is a very lucky man.
Or: Ilya wakes up to find out that all his dreams came true.
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08 Mar 2026