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Ambre dans la neige by iamnooneshero for pissing, WaterMe, nise_kazura, BunsofHoney, farmhandler
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh, what a thing to do
'Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh, what a thing to do
And it was all yellowYeah, that's verse 2 of "Yellow" from Coldplay.
Has that anything to do with the fic except the color? No.
What? You expected a real summary here? Idiots.TLDR: once upon a time, baby boy and me took a piss in the snow. a christmas miracle unfolds.
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You know what they always say: be true to yourself, love yourself. Only when you love yourself can others love you. Blah blah blah.
With all the stress, not only as a superhero but also as a master's student in a very demanding degree program, Peter Parker sometimes needs a little alone time.
And he loves to spend this me-time with himself and all the amazing, flexible things he can do.
Featuring bending till your heart gives out and appearance of the famous spinnerets. Enjoy the meal.
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One, Two, Buckle my Shoe by iamnooneshero
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
02 Nov 2025
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One, Two, Freddy's coming for... the Best Costume prize. Three, Four, Peter's crushing more. Five, Six, their chemistry just clicks. Seven, Eight, a Halloween-date? Nine, Ten, let's hope this doesn't end!
When Peter Parker goes to a Halloween party as the ill-fated Glen Lantz, he's thrilled to meet Wade Wilson whose Freddy Krueger costume is terrifyingly perfect. They bond over horror trivia and a spark of instant attraction, crowned the night's winning costumes. But Wade has a secret he can't wash off: his horrifying scars are no special effect. As the party ends and a real connection begins, they discover that the most terrifying, and thrilling, thing isn't a monster from a movie, but the vulnerability of showing your true self.
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Rutabaga by iamnooneshero
Fandoms: DCU, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
15 Aug 2025
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That was a dick.
A really nice dick.
A really nice green dick.
Richard looked down at his phone and studied the message. It was just the picture - the dick picture. Did he mention a green dick pic?
The party music was drumming in his ears even though he was slumped back in a corner of the dining room table. He felt a little more than tipsy, his mouth felt cottony, his brain slightly throbbing.
Before he could think too much about it, he typed: Does it taste like broccoli?
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After eight years together, Stiles and Malia have built a relationship rooted in trust, passion, and adventurous intimacy. But one shadow lingers at the edges of their happiness: Derek Hale, Malia’s cousin, whose silent pining for Stiles has become unbearable to watch.
The way Derek’s eyes linger on Stiles’ laughing mouth, the way he breathes in his scent when he thinks no one’s looking; it’s not a secret to Malia.
Bound by family loyalty and aching sympathy, Malia decides to intervene. One night, after Stiles falls asleep (oblivious, as always), she invites Derek into their bed. It’s not pity that moves her. It’s adoration. And love, to Malia, has always been a language of sharing, not possession. And no one deserves to be shared with more than Derek.
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time after time by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”
Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”
Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.
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02 Feb 2026
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Non-stop Disco by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jul 2025
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The laugh Deadpool gives him is mean, and humorless. It’s definitely a laugh Peter has heard before, when Wade slides into Deadpool, but it’s never been directed at Peter – only at the worst of the worst, the true scum on the bottom of Deadpool’s boot. Apparently, that’s where Peter is at now.
And honestly, it’s fucking scary. That cold laugh, the relentless dedication to his craft. Scratch that, it’s terrifying, the predator-like precision, the way he will do anythingto get what he wants. Terrifying, and –
Hot. God, it’s really, really hot.
AKA
Deadpool beats the shit out of Spider-Man, and Peter learns something new about himself.
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16 Jan 2026
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When Princess Vivi rejoins the Straw Hat Pirates after Luffy becomes Pirate King, her secret love for the captain presents an unusual challenge—how do you win the heart of someone seemingly immune to romance? With Nami and a reluctant Zoro's help, Vivi attempts various romantic schemes, each ending in comical disaster. Yet it's during simple moments—fishing together at dawn and exploring an uninhabited island—that their genuine connection emerges.
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