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    A rearrangement/reworking of The Long Game. Instead of skipping ahead the way TLG does. This tells various stories that would occur during that 1st year, 2nd year, 3rd year when Shane is still a Voyager and Ilya a Centaur.

    Timeline is roughly:

    Ilya's First Centaur Season:
    Rip off the band-aid - Summer- immediately after Heated Rivalry, still at the first ever cottage getaway.
    I Only threw this party for you - Fall - That very halloween, roughly 4 months from the cottage.
    I got to hear it from your lips - Late Fall/Winter - where Ilya is jealous of Shane getting attention by other gay men now that he's out. (short flashforward scene in the end)
    Ilya's 2nd Centaur Season:
    Can I get Shane's Number? - Fall- Troy joins the team mid-season. Nov - January timeline
    Let's all meet Harris - Winter - Harris joins the staff in Feb.
    Ilya's 3rd Season:
    Two Drunken Nights Two Months Apart - Fall - 1 October night, 1 Jan. night. 1 press conference.
    Make no Apologies - Winter - Ilya's third Centaur season - January/Feb
    Rock Bottom to Rock Solid - Spring Playoffs to Summer cottage friend getaway weekend

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander was generally not a man who took many risks. He found what he wanted to do at a very young age and he knew he was good at it. Everything he did in his life was for hockey, in some way. He didn’t get distracted, didn’t lose hope, never gave up.

    And he always knew that when he finally got what he had worked so hard for, nothing was going to ruin it for him.

    He hadn’t accounted for Ilya Rozanov.
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    Hanahaki AU where Shane tries to ignore his feelings until he really, really can't anymore.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Ilya knew he had fucked up the moment he'd said it. But he hadn't been able to help it.

    He had known earlier that day when he had double checked his refrigerator to make sure the Canada Dry ginger ale he had bought the day before hadn't sprouted wings and flown away. And he had known when he had researched easy recipes of things he could make that fit Hollander's strict performance diet earlier that week that they were playing a dangerous game.

    The two of them were Rozanov and Hollander, and that was all they could ever be. Ilya knew that. They were Hollander and Rozanov to the public, to the media, to their teammates, to their coaches, and they were supposed to be that to each other as well.

    But Ilya had called him Shane. And then Shane had left.

    Or:

    What if after the tuna melt scene when Shane runs, Ilya is the one who gets a public girlfriend. They say every action has an equal an opposite reaction... or in this case, maybe an overreaction.

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    13 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So fucking good
    Pleasantly sad in the middle but cute found family and happy ending

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    12 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kinda sad but really good
    Multiverse body swap
    Real sweet