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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “I’m leaving.” Merlin says, because this situation already cost him his Duolingo streak, and he’s too tired to deal with Arthur when the food Gaius is serving him looks like it belongs on a list of war crimes committed by the Canadian soldiers.

    “Where to?” His mentor asks, and Merlin shrugs, before going to his room and packing his bag.

    “India. Gaius, I have decided I don’t give a damn, especially not when having to eat that bland food. I’ll be back in three months, make sure Arthur doesn’t die when I’m out.”

    “Merlin!” And maybe, if he was younger and didn’t travel back to the past last month, he would’ve actually cared about the ‘eyebrow of disapproval’.

     

    Or, a 1500yo Merlin gets zapped to the past during his vacation to Cuba. You’d think he’s happy to see Arthur again. He’s not.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “Are you sure you can’t do a bit of magic?” Arthur asks. “I promise I won’t behead you for it.”

    “Very reassuring,” Merlin says. “Truly, that’s an extreme act of mercy on your part, my Lord. It’s almost enough to convince me you aren’t a dollophead.”

    “What use are you,” Arthur mutters.

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    The druids call Merlin Emrys. Arthur isn't sure why they think his hapless manservant is some sort of powerful sorcerer, but it's certainly a good way to improve Camelot's relationship with the druids. It's only a little bit of a lie, surely.

    Except it turns out that it's not a lie at all.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Q noticed, of course he noticed. It was hard to ignore the daily pain and numbness that kept him from holding onto cups of tea and buttoning his shirts and typing lines of code. Of course he noticed, but he tried not to. He tried not to because it couldn't be, it just couldn't.

    It couldn't be his hands.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    James manages to cockblock Q without meaning it five times in a row. Okay, so maybe the not wanting part applied the first time, but Q didn't need to know that especially since he is close to dropping a satellite on James' head for his horrible timing. And then one time, James doesn't.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Q is, as everybody knows, exceptionally good at his job.

    This may be why nobody notices he's in over his head.

    (In which pretty much everyone makes questionable decisions, Q's ego and libido battle for supremacy, MI6 does not have a formal opinion, and Bond is a force of nature. There are a lot of significant pauses.

    Chapter Six: Bond returns to London with an escort. Q and Bond fail to have a long-overdue conversation. MI6's medical branch gets stood up yet again. Don't think of it as an ending--more like an intermission.)

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    09 Apr 2026

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    The answering machine was just there for appearances, and yet the blinking number on it was still there, and for some reason James couldn't ignore it. In his solitary life, James never expected to connect with anyone, not at work and especially not with a civilian who was a complete stranger. But Q might be the connection he really needs, in more ways than one.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    How James Bond won the heart of his quartermaster through a judicious application of spycraft, subliminal messaging, and cooperative board games.

    AKA the board game Christmas fic.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Bobby opens the door and his jaw hits the floor as he comes face to face with Evan. Evan, his son, who was supposed to be safely tucked away in Hershey with his lovely sister and parents, the Buckleys. Evan, who looks like he hasn’t slept in days and is bearing the weight of the world on his small shoulders.

    “So you know who I am,” the kid starts, his words drenched in bitterness. It breaks Bobby’s heart. This is his son. His son, who is glaring at him like he is the scum of the earth.

    “Evan –” he starts, but the kid cuts him off.

    “Look, I know you gave me up and didn’t want me, but you are my father. I hope you are not too much of an asshole to turn me away now. Please, may I come in? I will be out of your hair soon, I promise.”

    Something in Bobby breaks at those words.

    OR
    Another Buck-is-Bobby’s-biological-son AU because I miss Bobby.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    In which Bond is not the most interesting person Q has ever been with. He's not even in the top five.

    (Or: Five people who want Q, plus the one Q wants.)

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    09 Apr 2026

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    "I need... I want," Bruce pants, struggling to breathe and talk at the same time, "Fuck me, Clark..."

    And if Clark ever had any doubt, it vanishes now. The man beneath him, moaning and twisting under his touch, is Batman.

    There's no room left for questions. It's the same voice he heard months ago, pleading in the dark from a faceless man. Only this time, he's the one without a face. And this time, no one is eavesdropping on those sounds, because the one who used to listen is now the one making Bruce fall apart like this.

     

    (Or, Clark thinks Batman has a very nice voice. It's been stuck in his head ever since he accidentally heard him during… sex. There's something about Bruce Wayne's voice that feels strangely familiar.)

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    06 Apr 2026

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    The staff meeting after Cat had broken her foot had involved a lot of reassigning, since she couldn’t exactly do the usual society beat with her foot in a boot. So much that Clark hadn’t really thought twice when Perry had said “and Kent, you’ll take the new Wayne foundation piece,” because sure, he liked working the philanthropy stories occasionally. It wasn’t until they’d gotten back to their desks that Lois had burst into a fit of snickering and said “oh, I would pay money to see how you’re going to handle Bruce Wayne for two weeks,” and Clark had realized how majorly screwed he was.

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    On a two-week assignment, Clark does his best to figure out Bruce Wayne. Bruce does his best to make sure he can't. Unfortunately, they're just too good at working together, even when they don't know it.

    For Superbat Week 2024, day 1: identity shenanigans.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Batman is notorious for his secretive ways, so when the Justice League meets someone he associates with, they naturally have questions. The questions continue to pile up when it’s clear that Batman is rather. . . close to him.

    Or the Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Bruce needs to get over his inconvenient feelings for Superman and he meets an attractive reporter who he thinks can help him do just that. Little does he know...

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Superman kissed Bruce Wayne in full view of several dozen phones. Now the whole world, including Lex Luthor, knows Superman has a boyfriend. But that's okay. Batman has a plan. (Sequel to How to Date the Batman.)

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    03 Apr 2026

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    It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.

    And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Starks didn't create beautiful things.
    They created weapons that destroyed beautiful things. That was the way it had always been.

    But when the four-year-old's wide eyes blinked at him, Tony was struck with the sudden realization that maybe that had been a lie.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Q is slowly getting used to his life being unpredictable now that he works for MI6, but being stuck in a repeating day with James Bond is rather more unpredictable that he expected. Especially since Bond is stupidly attractive and unexpectedly funny and okay, possibly- just possibly- he's managed to develop a slight crush on the man. Where 'slight' is defined as 'epic.'

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Q's first impression of Bond isn't particularly favourable. It's bound to change.

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    19 Mar 2026

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