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Skye
Good afternoon
It’s that time of the month again
Domain expansion
Hey I know what Im about to say is a very “new agent” thing but
What does this mean
Are we choosing someone to sacrifice orThe Valorant Protocol has a groupchat. Bad idea. Chamber doesn’t do shit and gets harrassed, Raze flexes her relationship, and Phoenix is British. God save the queen.
P.S - Cypher is balding (probably)(Killjoy thinks he is, and he can’t prove that he isn’t, so).
PSS. - Are Cypher and Sova dating yet? (No Jett they’re not).
PSSS. - How to compliment girl best friend working 2041 no jailbreak (Neon this isn’t google).Series
- Part 1 of the very normal hotel vacation arc
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Cosmic Chats by lenomez
Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2024
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Random texts from across the universe, ranging from Cypher begging KAY/O to research the logistics of Antimatter Legion-Human breeding to what a Stellaron would taste like.
(Chatfic for unassorted texts between Valorant agents in a Honkai: Star Rail AU!)
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- Part 4 of interastral archives
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Transiency by lenomez
Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Apr 2024
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“Anyways,” Cypher breaks the silence, gesturing towards the other man’s chest. “What I’m saying is that you should take off your armor.”
“What.”Cypher and Omen have a nice chat in Cypher’s office about Mara. Then it turns to Cypher’s age. Spoilers: He’s old. Nowhere near as much as Omen, but still pretty old for a “mortal”.
Cypher also talks… a lot. Just Genius things.Series
- Part 1 of interastral archives
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Jett: @Yoru @Phoenix
Jett: hey so like Brim was tryna tell you guys but you two were too busy doing god knows what but like
Jett: u guys are the last ones to the hotel and erm
Jett: Gekko and Chamber kinda just took the last twin bed room… so uh… have fun with that one king sized bed suite‼️‼️‼️
Peenix: what.
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Chamber and Gekko took the last twin-bed hotel suite. The only one left is the room with the king-sized bed. Singular.If you told Yoru or Phoenix the day prior that they were going to share a bed like some unoriginal YA romance story, they would’ve laughed in your face. If you asked them now? They’d shank you. In sync.
Queue a week of a bunch of gay losers prancing around Shenzhen, with Iso being the only one who knows what he’s doing. Mostly.
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- Part 3 of the very normal hotel vacation arc
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So maybe 1, but 5 is better! Not. Who the hell is this guy. by lenomez
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Feb 2024
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Seele, Luka and Natasha are on a mission, and Sampo’s on comms. Luka and Seele defend from the Omega Earth attackers while Natasha searches for some cool documents at the site. They eliminate the enemy team and move on with their day, mission success, right?
Nah. Unknown movement detected nearby. Who the hell?
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- Part 3 of the belobog protocol
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interastral archives by lenomez
Fandom VALORANT (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2024
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Compiled tales from around the galaxy, ranging from core memories to… concerning events.
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Valorant Protocol shenanigans.
And later down the line, for some reason, the agents all end up on some rigged summer vacation in Shenzhen, China.
Yoru and Phoenix lose their minds with eachother (how romantic). Raze and Killjoy are sickeningly cute and in love. Jett and Neon are really good at dodging their enemies, but even better at dodging their damn emotions for eachother. Gekko is gay. Iso goes through it. Wingman has a gun,
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Beyond the way by lenomez
Fandom プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Feb 2024
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“overcome it, cross over the never-ending night. just like that, what we yearned for is on the other side!”
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Please Don't Prescribe Pain for Pleasure by Anonymous
Fandoms: 三国历史 | Three Kingdoms History RPF, Chinese History RPF, San Guo | Three Kingdoms (TV 2010), 三国演义 - 罗贯中 | Romance of the Three Kingdoms - Luo Guanzhong
02 Dec 2025
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A messy stir-fry of Wu and Wei. A record of the respective love and family dramas of Sun Quan and Cao Pi, spanning from school rivalry to mid-life crises: a 21st-century retake.
I wrote this because I desperately wanted to see Sun Quan and Cao Pi as rivals in school. It got a bit out of control.
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- Part 3 of SuperPoly3KFest
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27 Nov 2025
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Set pre-game, Ares character study.
Ares does not try to pursue Athena and Dionysus as they depart. Instead, he stands there in the middle of the hallway, listening to the distant sound of wind skimming through Olympus's chambers, and thinks: ah, so this is what it's like when your family talks about how much better the world will be once you're finally dead forever.
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- Part 2 of Rabbitprint Sampler
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06 Jul 2024
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and i miss you like a little kid by tearjerkers
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
13 Jul 2021
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Ena thinks back to seven year old Akito crying in her room and then she looks at Akito now, thirteen years old, already stronger and taller than her. Ena's eyes soften, because she still sees the same warmth she saw with Akito throughout all these years, even though it's a bit worn out now.
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Akito Shinonome, in the eyes of his sister.
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“Again?” Jing Yuan asks incredulously. He figured the mulish creature who fought tooth and nail to exist unbothered in Luofu’s forges would deny Yinyue-jun’s demands the second time around. “Are you asking me to spar him because I’m the…the weakest of the group?”
His Master confirms his conjecture in four words: “This isn’t about you.” She doesn’t look up from her warmaps. “Dan Feng raises a valid point. Yingxing requires rudimentary combat skills if he’s to join us as a military engineer. Use this opportunity to practice your tutelage.”
Jing Yuan does the worst thing you can do during a spar: fall in love.
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Bookmarked by lenomez
05 Dec 2023
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Blade goes to Jing Yuan bloody and broken again. But, maybe he's finally worn out his welcome.
Bookmarked by lenomez
05 Dec 2023