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    Everyone forgets that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

    Everyone includes Peter Parker.

     

    (Summary updated to reassure you that the tapeworm is a metaphor 😊)

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    27 Feb 2026

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    While trying to escape from Dudley and his gang, nine-year-old Harry Apparates himself to Hogwarts instead of the roof of his school. Thrilled by his magical surroundings and the lack of vindictive Dursleys, Harry decides to blend in amongst the students so he can stay in the castle forever.

    Meanwhile, Severus tries to make sense of a new, tiny first-year whose name he can't quite place.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    "Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-"

    "No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."

    Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."

    "You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."

    Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.

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    Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.

    Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Whatever fantasies Vicki had about waking up in Henry's bed, none of them including waking up as Henry...

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    24 Aug 2025