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    Midoriya interrupts Bakugo, and Bakugo does not like being interrupted, so he screams, offhandedly, “Shut the fuck up and die, nerd!”
    And Midoriya turns to look at Bakugo, and he says “Okay,” and then he walks right off the edge of the building and the only reason he does not plummet 17 stories to the ground is because Aizawa has over a decade of pro hero experience and reflexes much faster than the tabby cat, Princess Matryoshka Waffle Enzyme, that is waiting for him to refill her half-full bowl at home.
    And then, of course, there's the bridge and the rocks in his pockets and the knife and the three bleach milkshakes, all while the rest of the class desperately tries to stop him.

    A crack fic where Midoriya keeps trying to die, and the rest of the class keeps not letting him.

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    27 Oct 2022

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    Applicant Number #1856 — Ashido Mina

    Written Test — Section 3 [Personal]

    Question 7: Who is your inspiration?

    I like to live my life by looking up to strong women. For that reason, my biggest inspirations in life are Abby Lee Miller and Azealia Banks.

     

    or the absolutely insane responses provided by U.A.'s class 1 on the written portion of the entrance exam

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    28 Oct 2022

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    Izuku has plans for everything.

    He plans out what to say to the cashier when ordering coffee, he plans out his homework before even opening his textbook. He has a whole ten-year plan for how he’s going to get into UA’s hero course and get his hero license fully quirkless. He plans for every wild, unlikely scenario he can think of because his anxiety gets so bad if he doesn’t go through every possible outcome, every way his life could landslide into disaster–– but Izuku never planned for this.

    For once, he doesn’t have a plan and he doesn’t have time to think of one. All he can see is Yagi-san’s lined, kind face looking resigned as he stares down the villain in his shop. Yagi-san, who is the closest thing to a father figure Izuku has ever had.

    Izuku doesn’t think. He just moves.

    (Or: Izuku saves the number one hero, gets a hero license way earlier than anyone wanted, realizes that maybe hero society isn’t as great as he thought it was, and everything just kind of falls apart from there.)

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    28 Oct 2022

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    Izuku runs a fictional horror radio show. Because ghosts aren’t real. Right?

     

    (“Holy shit, ghosts are real,” Izuku whispers. Then, with the smugness of a sixteen-year-old who just won a decade long bet, “I knew it! Kacchan owes me five hundred yen!”

    “Midoriya,” Todoroki sighs, “this ghost is trying to kill us.”)

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    29 Oct 2022

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    It is a normal day for class 3-A, the class once known as 1-A, then 2-A, but who are now stepping into their final year as Yuuei students and are ready to make the most of it all.

    But this is a lie, because it is not a normal day, not truly. No, it is not normal, not in the slightest, but it is a day that class 3-A has been waiting for since they were told of it, the break being spent in anticipation for the return to school.

    It is not a normal day, because it is their first day as third years, and they are doing a classwide personality swap once again.

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    29 Oct 2022