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The Importance of Being Sirius by paper_beats_writers_block
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2024
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Sirius learns that the spark his mother is so desperately trying to stamp out is his greatest strength.
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Remus Lupin has the common room to himself on the night of the Yule Ball. No one should see his grand pining performance, right?
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You Are That Place by paper_beats_writers_block
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Feb 2024
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Baz is excited to go home after a long semester of teaching at Watford. He can't wait to lay back with his husband in their cosy flat with their dog and watch trashy Christmas movies for three weeks. But when Simon starts acting strange before he even gets home, he crashes his car on Christmas Eve, and he leaves the suit he planned to wear for Christmas dinner at Watford, his holiday spirit tumbles downhill. Will his holiday shape up to be the best he's had yet, or will it all crash and burn like the Jag?
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“Uh—shit.” His face reddens. “I, um, stopped taking sugar in my tea and didn’t remember to pick any up for you?”
My eyebrow raises on its own accord. “You stopped taking sugar in your tea.”
He begins to pick at the skin on one of his fingers. “Yeah.”
“Since when?” I lean my hip against the counter and cross my ankles. This should be good.
“Um.”
“Snow. Where’s the sugar.”
“Daphne sent me an article! It said something about sugar in your tea being bad for your liver!” -
The Dragon's Light by paper_beats_writers_block
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Dec 2023
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Prince Basilton's best friend Simon disappeared years ago, and Baz is the only one who knows where he went. Unfortunately, no one would ever believe him if he were to tell them that Simon was magicked into a dragon. When King Malcolm decides the Great Dragon is too much trouble to keep in his kingdom and orders the dragon's death, it's up to Baz to save it.
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Baz’s Ruff Day by paper_beats_writers_block for Blade_Grimm_Pitch
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
23 Dec 2021
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Baz Grimm-Pitch has a hard day at uni, but his ridiculous boyfriend somehow always makes it better.
Wait, is that… barking?
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to roll with what comes by symmetricdnp for queerofcups
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
24 Dec 2018
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But Phil had thought those were just stories. Stories that people would stumble upon online or hear from a friend, that’d make them think of how lucky they were that it didn’t happen to them.
Phil's comfortable yet decidedly average life gets turned upside down when he ends up bonded to a barista that he's exchanged about three sentences with.
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06 Mar 2026
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That week in March by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
23 Feb 2026
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“Uh,” a voice that isn’t Phil’s, and it isn’t his, except it is, says from the door, and they both flinch and look up at the same time, Dan propped up in Phil’s lap, speechless.
In the door to their bedroom stands Dan, except Dan is pretty sure that he’s in the bed and also, he’s not that young anymore. The face of the other Dan is smooth, free of any crease, full, his curls shorter, his expression lost. He stands pressed against the side of the doorframe, arms wrapped around himself like a security blanket.
“Dafuq?”
In 2016, a younger Dan attempts suicide and wakes up in his own future.
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28 Feb 2026
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Undisclosed desires by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
28 Feb 2026
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“Are you– are you full though?”
“I’ve taken the safe amount,” he says, which Dan understands means ‘no’. “Do you need anything else?” Phil adds, glancing at him. “Uhm– a shower maybe?”
So he knows. Great.
The only thing worse than coming in your pants like a pubescent school boy at the thought of being drained of every last drop of blood, is the guy who was sucking your blood to notice.
Dan really needs some money to pay his rent. Phil really needs blood to survive. It's a pretty good deal, and Dan gets a lot more than he bargained for.
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28 Feb 2026
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Pretty Odd (Things Have Changed For Me and That's Okay) by Cadensaurus (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
03 May 2016
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Baby!fic in which one day, Phil wakes up with a baby in his bedroom and finds out that apparently he and Dan are the only ones who don't know where this baby came from, as everybody else claims that it's Phil's. What happens next is they then end up raising a baby together, with no less than a few existential crises from both of them along the way, as well as plenty of blunders and mishaps. Oh, and through it all, Phil starts falling for Dan but doesn't dare tell him because he can't risk losing his best friend.
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27 Feb 2026
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The Leg Bone Connected to the Hip Bone by Gracefulblabber
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
27 Dec 2025
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Dan had always hunched and folded inwards, masking his height because he never felt six foot three. He only occupied about four inches somewhere in his small intestine, and all the other flesh and bone felt superfluous. His therapist recommended exercise, his doctor prescribed physiotherapy, and in the process, he found himself. And, to his eternal delight, discovered he could pick up Phil, and even squat with him.
Based on the latest phodcast episode in which Dan dropped the sickest bespoke fic prompt: "sometimes I do Phil squats and he hates it."
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14 Feb 2026