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“Fuck,” Wilbur cursed under his breath. “We can’t afford to get caught, not now. I don’t know if I’ll be able to run.”
“Sorry, who’s found you?”
WIlbur waved a hand dismissively. “It’s fine, don’t even worry about it. We’ll be right out of your hair now.”
There was a shout from the other side of the marketplace. “Wilbur Soot, reveal yourself!”
“Wow, full government name and everything,” Techno deadpanned.
or, sbi end up on the run together through a series of mysterious coincidences and perfect timing (let's call it fate, shall we?) and are now on an epic quest to find some kind of mysterious object and also not get arrested. found family chaos and shenanigans ensue.
or, or, technoblade and wilbur have a history together (which techno is very set on ignoring), tommy is having the time of his life and philza is just there for the ride
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“Wil, I don’t think the flour bag attacked you.”
“It so did! Tommy, you saw it, it attacked me right?”
“There is no flour, only snow.” Tommy responded. “Or maybe drugs. Wilbur, did you just cover me in drugs? Am I high right now?”
“No drugs in the kitchen,” Techno said in a monotone voice. “You know the rules. Phil, kick ‘em out.”
or, sbi attempt to make a gingerbread house and chaos ensues
or, or, wilbur and tommy are losing a fight against a bag of flour, phil is mourning the loss of his clean carpets, and technoblade is sculpting his gingerbread empire
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“Techno, look! They haven’t changed the fucking passwords! Oh they’re so fucking stupid this is the greatest day of my life.”
“Code names, Angel, use the code names. We have them for a reason.”
“Oh fuck off, it would be hilarious if they knew it was me. Maybe not you, but me.” With that declaration, Phil promptly flipped off the closest camera. It was probably fine. They were always going to know it was Phil, the wings were a dead giveaway. This was a great stealth mission.
or, philza and technoblade break into the hero tower while wilbur and tommy are being dirty crime boys in the van
or, or, technoblade wins at social interactions, phil is having way too much fun, tommy just wants to be the getaway driver and wilbur is losing at rock paper scissors and general life
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oneshots about my favourite fictional block characters <3 by paperdandelions
Fandom Dream SMP
20 Dec 2025
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dance with me by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Apr 2022
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“Wilburrrr,” Tommy whines, snapping Wilbur out of his thoughts.
“What?” Wilbur asks, noticing that Tommy’s been tugging on his arm.
“I asked if we’re gonna dance! You promised you would dance with me!” Tommy says, pointing to the center of the square.
Wilbur’s eyes widen when he sees that people are pairing off, the musicians preparing to resume their playing. A bright smile spreads over his face and he grabs Tommy’s hand, noticing how his fingers are sticky with icing from the festival roll he’d already eaten.
“Yes, we’re absolutely gonna dance,” Wilbur tells him, tugging Tommy to the square.
Tommy giggles, his smaller hands squeezing Wilbur’s, and Wilbur’s smile grows wider as his bare feet hit the warm cobblestones again.
or, Wilbur is an orphan who lives on the streets, Tommy is a rich kid who likes to run off, and it's the day of the festival. Aka, Wilbur's favorite day of the year. Too bad Tommy's penchant for running away has finally caught up to him.
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Bookmarked by paperdandelions
23 Feb 2026
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omgggg i'm dying this is literally so so so cute <3
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"Bye, Wilbur! I'll talk to you later!"
Tommy gets off of the tube. He pulls on the straps of his backpack. He plays a Taylor Swift song in his headphones, and starts heading up and out of the underground. He gets to the top step, his feet landing next to one another. Tommy's world goes blank.
Another reset. Another loop.
Tommy gets off of the tube. He pulls on the straps of his backpack. He plays a Taylor Swift song in his headphones, and-
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”The 14:45 Northern Service to Mornington Crescent has been delayed. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.”
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- Part 74 of DSMP
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“You keep trying to pretend that Ghostbur, the person you were during the Revolution—that they’re different people, but they aren’t, are they? You act like you’ve gone through some monumental change, but you haven’t. You haven’t changed at all, and neither have I. I-”
He plants carrots instead of potatoes to try and hide from an unmarked grave his weary body was never buried in, but there are still potatoes in his garden and there is still a grave and still a body. Tommy does not like to think of the past, but he can’t move on from it either. He is not a ghost, but he is and he is a shadow as well. There are carrots where there didn’t used to be, but some things never seem to change. Potatoes, for one. Wilbur, for another. Tommy, himself, for a third.
“I don’t think we’re capable of it,” he says. “That’s our problem.”
or the one where tommy starts a garden
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that's, like, a hundred miles by No_one_you_know
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Mar 2021
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Dream would kill him. Dream was going to kill him- he was going to- no, he wouldn’t. Dream was his friend- friends don’t hit each other- Dream was supposed to take care of him- Dream /was/ taking care of him.
It hurt to breathe. It hurt to think. He couldn’t clear his thoughts as he stumbled to the family computer, pulling up a tab on google and frantically typing the name into the search bar.
The words Technoblade Watson stared back at him, the little black bar at the end of the letters blinking slowly, mocking him.
Why, of all people, did it have to be Technoblade?
in short: the one where dream sucks as a parental figure, tommy runs away, and visits his least favorite family member technoblade
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- Part 1 of one hundred miles
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Bookmarked by paperdandelions
04 Jan 2026
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one of my favourite fics ever, i remember starting this late at night with the intention of only reading one chapter and then just going straight to bed....suffice to say i did not get very much sleep that night. anyways, wonderful bedrock bros dynamics and it's so well written and addictive to read <3
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Purpled is one hundred percent, positively, absolutely sure that he could never get picked for the games. His name would never get drawn. He was sure of it.
Well, he used to be.
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Purpled and Tommy are sent into the Hunger Games. Purpled is sure his luck can't get any worse.
It can.
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- Part 1 of two thorns of a wilted rose
Bookmarked by paperdandelions
02 Jan 2026
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amazing fic, i love goldenduo so much, and it's very well written and i just love it so so so much and it literally has me in a chokehold, can't wait to see what happens next!!
(why have i never bookmarked this before help)