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Danny was going to scream. For once, (once!) he'd been minding his own business, just trying to get to school, but of course the ancients-damned universe couldn't just let him get one normal day.
So far in the last hour Danny had gotten sucked through a natural portal, freaking mugged like his life was some b rate gangster movie, been thrown through ANOTHER portal, and, to top it all off, he was stuck in a demon trap in the middle of the woods in who knows where with no one else around.
What was his life?
Or: Danny has a very, very bad day. This leads to a worse day, some new people, and eventually, a somewhat better day.
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those idiot criminals are my friends, your honor by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Ultraman: Rising (2024)
03 Oct 2025
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He tuned out the squabbling men across from them to Fucile, leaning in to hear him better. “What’s up, bro?”
“It’s nice to see you smile, a real one I mean, not that crap you put on for the media.” Fucile teased.
He laughed nervously. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, man. I laugh all the time.” He finished off his statement with a patented Ken Sato laugh and a sip of his drink. It didn’t taste as good anymore.
Fucile just hummed in response. He looked amused, leaning away from Kenji so he could see him better. He had a stupid, lazy smirk on his face as he dragged his eyes up and down Kenji’s frame.
Kenji felt distinctly like prey about to be eaten by a predator.
Not taking his eyes off of Kenji, Fucile grabbed his glass off of the table, downing the rest of it in one go. Still smirking, he finally turned away.
“Fine, keep your secrets then, Ken Sato.”
Or: how Kenji makes himself a family, bonds with his daughter, and learns that maybe, just maybe, everything will be okay
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a dragon in sheep's clothing by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Mulan (Disney Animated Movies)
09 Sep 2025
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"I could change you." She spoke quietly, her words barely audible. Mulan had to lean in to hear them. "It might just solve all of your problems."
She opened her mouth to speak, but hesitated. Closing her mouth, she nodded, "Do it." A pause. "Please.." she added.
The old woman grinned, raising one wrinkled hand. Mulan placed her own hand in the woman's palm. The candle blew out, casting them into sudden darkness. The woman's grin only widened, moonlight glinting off of her teeth as Mulan vision faded. to. black..
Or: If only men can fight in the war, then Mulan will just have to become a man.
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the secrets we keep (can be healed) by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
25 Mar 2025
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Spencer Reid was very good at hiding. He hid from bullies, he hid from his past, and he occasionally hid from an unsub. He was also very good as hiding secrets, but this one doesn't seem to want to stay hidden.
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A string of murders has the team traveling to Los Angelas for a case and learning things about Spencer's past that he never wanted to be brought to the surface.
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He Was Wrong by roasted_breadstick
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Oct 2024
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There was nothing wrong with Problem child. Aizawa was never wrong.
So what happens when he is?
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Aizawa analyzes something wrong for the first time, specifically his student Izuku Midoryia.𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀
Hi, this work has been taken over by me(Aizawa_Internally) and it is not discontinued!
I have edited things from the original chapter and while this is in progress I might change up some tags!
Also I’m writing this I just have summer school and band camp I’ll update as soon as I can!!! Writing is slow because I don’t have much time to write, but with recent ao3 stuff I’m almost done too!I hope you enjoy this!
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Mama Leo things~ by roasted_breadstick
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
11 May 2024
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All of my tmnt works with Parental Leonardo :)
These aren’t related, but I guess they could be read as in the same “world”
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Gray's had a thing for Natsu for as long as he can remember.
What is he supposed to do when he gets a shot at having everything he wants, even if it's just for one night?
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07 Mar 2026
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After finding out that Gray and Natsu were intentionally fucking with her the day she joined the guild, courtesy of Mirajane and Cana, Lucy immediately begins planning her petty revenge against the both of the idiots.
At the very same time, two people have just made it to Magnolia and are excited to join Fairy Tail! Entirely unaware that they're about to walk into a classic Fairy Tail guild brawl.
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07 Mar 2026
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When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.
Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.
Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!
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05 Mar 2026
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chasing the rabbit by mimiwrites
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Mar 2022
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Katsuki gets hit by a quirk that makes him lose his memories, but not his feelings. When he looks at people, he knows exactly what he feels towards them; respect, admiration, friendship.
So why does he think Izuku is his boyfriend?
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18 Feb 2026
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The "Dying" Hobbit by Resacon1990
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Jun 2014
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"It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow."
Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.
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17 Feb 2026