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- gay bar near meWhile getting spectacularly drunk and hooking up with a stranger is not widely accepted as a suitable solution to that looming feeling of impending doom regarding your future, it usually doesn't make things any worse. Unless the stranger is that guy you hated in high school, who isn't really a guy anymore, either.
(The solution to the aforementioned impending doom, Shouyou will come to learn, is making peace with the pains of growing up and realizing that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Mostly.)
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Sparring between Heliokleos and Kheves was less about Who would win and more about How Kheves would win, because let's face it-- one is a 5' 11" frilly wet noodle and the other is a 6' 7" shark man with biceps bigger than your goddess-damned head.
But, against all odds, Kleos manages to eke out a fair win, and he knows exactly how he wants to cash that in.
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After the disastrous negotiations with Casimir, Tyranny has lots of ideas on how to do better— the only issue is getting Wick to go along with them. Luckily, he folds easily under pressure.
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Marshal Tsunade has a crazy, last-ditch plan for the Breach. Crazy enough to warrant pulling Sasuke Uchiha out of retirement, and crazy enough to allow a wild card like Naruto Uzumaki onto the field with him. Everyone seems to think this hot-tempered duo spells nothing but disaster, but perhaps they're the spark of hope that humanity needs.
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Astra Inclinant, Sed Non Obligant by saltedpotato
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
26 Apr 2024
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"What am I gonna do, man?" Gansey said softly. "I don't know anything about babies and I'm gonna have three of them. And what if Jane doesn't-- what if something happens? One baby is hard enough on the human body, but THREE? She's so small, how will--"
"If you're so damn worried about it--" Ronan hesitated for only a beat. "If you're so worried, just stay with us for a bit."
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Blue and Gansey are having triplets. Ronan can be totally normal about it. Definitely.
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Sanji doesn’t know how he didn’t notice it before, is the thing. Of all the times he has seen Zoro shirtless (in battle, mostly) he just… never noticed. The problem is, once he has noticed, Sanji can’t seem to stop noticing. And neither can anyone else.
In which Zoro has a nipple piercing and Sanji has a Problem.
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21 Mar 2026
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I’m Down on My Knees (I Wanna Take You There) by ephemeralbaby
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Aug 2024
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There’s something grotesque about Wade.
Besides the obvious, of course. Logan is not referring to the visceral freakshow that comes with mutant regenerative powers, he is certainly accustomed to that. Nor does he really mean Wilson’s mouth, a ceaselessly foul thing that oozes more nonsensical filth than it outputs anything else.
No, it’s something more intrinsic, Logan reasons, something that he can’t quite put a finger on.
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06 Aug 2024
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medicine by SummerFrost for doandhope
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2020
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Geralt's not human. Why should he have to feel like one?
In which Geralt measures his potions in careful doses—and Jaskier is like taking a drink.
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05 Aug 2024
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He gives the ocean midnight gifts of violet, cobalt, and periwinkle. He watches moonlit peonies float and then sink, surrounded by the haunting of single daisies. Gardenias stare accusingly up at him, and he wishes he could save them, place them on a table, but what excuse could he give for finding flowers in the middle of the ocean? He lingers over the delicate lilacs, the tiny sweetpeas. He keeps a single forget-me-not in his pocket.
Beautiful, he thinks as he gathers his nightly bouquets. Beautiful, he thinks as he pants heavily, kneeling on the tiled floor. It hurts, but he cannot fault beauty for being beauty.
He can only fault himself for wanting love from a loveless family.Bookmarked by saltedpotato
02 Aug 2024
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My name is Jean Kirschtein, and I have a shit job. I'm basically a garbage man. And by 'garbage' I mean 'very angry dead people.' I guess it has its perks sometimes, though; I get to meet all kinds of interesting people.
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