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    How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
    The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
    Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?

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    Hermione is nearly thirty. She's not flirting. She's not thriving. She's involuntarily celibate and craving a good fuck—the kind that curls your toes, leaves you sore for days, and makes you feel like the sexiest witch alive.

    Then she discovers Liquid Stranger, a sex club where patrons drink Polyjuice to disguise themselves from the neck up before choosing a play partner in the next room. Total anonymity. Zero inhibitions. The perfect place to live out her deepest fantasies.

    What she doesn't know? Draco Malfoy has the same idea—and nearly the same problem.

    Two people secretly pining for each other, both convinced one night of anonymous sex will finally get the other out of their system.

    Addt Info: Yes, it involves a Sex Club, but it kinda doesn't? This isn't a traditional sex club fic. There isn't BDSM, spanking, candle wax, or anything of the sort. Just two people, looking to get the other out of their system, open to trying different things like face sitting, enchanted lingerie, 69, and edging. Enjoy!

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.

    Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.

    Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Her marriage is over. Her career is a dead end. She hasn't felt like herself in years.
    Draco Malfoy shows up with a business offer she can't refuse: magical antiquities consulting, rare artefacts, and the kind of freedom she'd forgotten she wanted. He's sharp, infuriating, and unsettlingly perceptive—and he keeps doing things like learning her coffee order and telling her she's terrifying as though it's the highest compliment he knows.
    A post-war story about obscure artefacts, second chances, and two people who are far better at reading ancient ciphers than their own feelings.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Being Ginny’s Maid of Honour would have been easy… if the Best Man weren’t Draco Malfoy.


    Hermione laughed through her nose. “So what do you say? Should we form a wedding pact?”

    “A what?”

    “A wedding pact,” she repeated. “We promise to be friendly–”

    “Civil,” Draco corrected.

    “Tolerant. Just until the ‘I do’s.’” She held out her hand. “Deal?”

    He looked at her hand for a beat. Then, draining his glass, he muttered, “Oh what the hell,” and with an eyeroll, he reached out and shook it.

    “Granger, you’ve got yourself a wedding pact.”

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    27 Mar 2026