shittyvampire

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    my poems, all in one place

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    "Karkat. Kat. My main dude."

    "…Yes?"

    "Are you home? Can you come over? I think I need—" You hear a crash, as if Dave just dropped the phone? He says something else that you don't catch before you hear some shuffling and he seemingly picks the phone back up. "I need an adult."

    "You are an adult, but okay."

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    03 Apr 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    "Mmph. What time s'it?"

    You grab your palmhusk off the bedside table, intending to look at it to answer Dave's question. You pause before you can actually turn the screen on. "Why don't you tell me what time it is?"

    "Uh... it's. Um. It’s… Thursday?"

    It's Saturday. "That's a day, not a time. And it's not even the right day."

    [Dave gets sick and Karkat has to take care of him :3]

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    02 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dave's been picking again. Karkat gets him cleaned up.

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    01 Apr 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    He wanted to believe that Wade just didn’t like other people initiating touch. Logan himself had a bit of a hang up about it, and just because Wade was touchy feely with every living creature didn’t mean he liked it when it wasn’t on his terms.

    He could’ve almost convinced himself of it too if, after a few days of meticulously keeping his hands to himself, of making sure not to invade Wade’s space or accidentally touch him, Peter hadn’t stopped by and casually shattered that hypothesis (and his heart) into smithereens.

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    Logan makes an observation without taking all the variables into consideration and, of course, comes to the wrong conclusion.

    4 times Wade flinches when Logan touches him +1 time he doesn't.

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    31 Mar 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Almost fifteen years after the game ended, it's been years since the last time Dave had a nightmare about his childhood.

    He knows this particular hole very well, though, and he's determined to dig himself back out of it on his own... If he can, that is.

    And if he can't, that's okay.

    He's not alone.

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    03 Dec 2023

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