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    Bio innate d/s AU for hollanov

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    These filks were written for Filk Broken Telephone 2024, with each filk inspiring the next filk in the group in some way. This group attempted to create a narrative with the filks.

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    If you only care about The Witcher out of my (Wereflamingo's) fandoms, you can subscribe to this instead of getting a creator subscription.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Two Weddings and a A Scandal - Holy Matrimony and We Took The Scenic Route

    Gorgeous Hollanov marriage of Keep-Ilya-From-Getting-Deported-And-Losing-All-His-Money -> Secret Married for Years -> big fuckoff Skip wedding -> Papped cry-kissing at the skip wedding, and sequel Skip honeymoon/reaction, former sad!Scott hours, queers making friends!!!! and then fucking their friends. Fucking delightful.

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    Shane Hollander was having what was quite possibly the worst night anybody has ever had in the history of the universe. A nightmare of epic proportions he just wanted to wake up from. He squeezed his eyes shut, and desperately hoped to open them in the nondescript Marriott hotel room he was sharing with Hayden. Please let this whole night be a bad dream.
    Please, please, please he silently begged the universe.
    With a steadying breath, he cautiously squinted his eyes open.
    Fuck.
    Nope, still in a South-end Boston jail cell at 3am, sandwiched between a drug dealer and the worst mistake of a hook-up he could have made.
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    Shane gets himself into some unlikely trouble and needs to be bailed out of a Boston jail in the middle of the night. There's really only one person he can call, and it's the last person he wants to face...
    Set post-tuna melt in a universe where Rose doesn't happen.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?”

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Shane cups her cheek in his hand, running his thumb over the plush of her bottom lip. She looks at him through her fawnish lashes. He roves his eyes over her body. Her shoulders and biceps, her abs… She's so strong, so…

    Incredible.

    "I've never done that before," he admits, "Not with... with a woman, at least."

    "Right, well," she rolls her eyes, "Would probably be better with a real man, yes?"

    He shakes his head, "No. It wouldn't have been the same at all."

    - - -

    or, Shane comes to terms with his sexuality only to get thrown right back into confusion by Rozanov.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    15 Mar 2026