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Singes Like Hope by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Aug 2025
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Daniel blinked at the rapidly decreasing pain. The vampire was staring at him intently. It was unnerving. The whole of him was.
Everything about him set Daniel on edge. The fact he could pass for human perfectly fine, if his eyes weren't so weird, if he bothered to breathe or blink. The way he was looking at Daniel like he knew him already. Like he'd already seen Daniel's whole life ahead of him.
"How do we know each other?" Daniel mumbled.
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Eros & Thanatos by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
28 Apr 2025
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The vampire laughed. Daniel's eyes slid over his teeth, straight, blunt. He couldn't help but notice Armand looked like a whole different person when he laughed. Or like a more convincing person, at the very least.
"No, I don't believe you'd taste like that."
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OR: Armand attempts to take care of Daniel. Daniel, who only half-remembers him, is equal parts wary and curious to a fault.
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Pity and Resentment by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Mar 2025
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He brings victims to the foot of his coffin. Young girls, good girls, that don't drink, don't do drugs, don't usually go home with strangers. They make the first and last compromise of their principles because they're tired of monotony, of being prim and proper. They want excitement, want to do something reckless and stupid, and get away with it. Armand can sympathize.
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Riddle of Revenge by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Mar 2025
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The sun was an implacable all-pervasive presence somewhere above him. Time stretched like the pulling out of intestines, untwisting three feet of them, five, nine, sixteen, a clown's handkerchief, endless. Daniel couldn't tell how long he's been there. How long he's been conscious.
His head hurt, heavy with the impossible accumulation of seven decades of migraines and hangovers and withdrawals stacked on top of each other and felt all at once. Closing his eyes did fuck all to help. He doubted an Advil would work now.
A mediocre star, his ass.
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OR: Just turned Daniel wakes up stranded on a beach and has to navigate his changing body's needs, urges and shortcomings.
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in a car with a girl, promise me she's not your world by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Feb 2025
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He scrunches his right eye closed to bring the doubled silhouettes into a single focused image. His hips carefully press into the hump on the floor. Dennis's jacket doesn't make a sound. It feels so good, Mac wishes he could.
OR: Mac watches Dennis have sex - before the airplane storage room, before the Y2k bunker, before the tapes - there's the Rover.
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What loving to run towards something can do to a man by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Aug 2025
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Artworks by teaspoonofdoom, teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Gotham (TV), Killing Eve (TV 2018), Poison Ivy (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
18 Aug 2020
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AU for season 4 in which Barbara realises working with the Sirens for Sofia is not for her. She returns to the Narrows, gets personally involved with one Lee Thompkins and in doing so comes between her and Edward.
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Room Service by ajaystillblue for pen_ultimate
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Sep 2024
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Daniel is sure he can’t count high enough for the thread count of these sheets. He’s bound to soil them, with all the sweat and stink of humanity. He’d found Rashid in the room earlier, picking lint from his pillowcase, smoothing the edges of the sheets with his slender, methodical palms.
He was probably the one who unpacked the suitcase. And he’ll be the one to find the evidence of Daniel’s smeared indulgence, second-hand.
Nothing but a dirty old man.
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
07 Apr 2026
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“Kiss me,” Will says.
Post-Fall. Will is straight. But more importantly, Will is curious.
Will shrugs. “I’ve never kissed a man before.” Hannibal watches him lick his lips; it manages to be nervous and suggestive at the same time. “I never wanted to.”
“Do you want to kiss me?” Hannibal asks, careful.“The way I -- feel about you isn’t,” Will says, his eyes flicker away, Hannibal knows why he was waiting to do this in the dark, “the way I feel about anything else.”
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
23 Mar 2026
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“It’s a cutting-edge killing machine with knowledge and processing power beyond what you or I can even comprehend," Jack says.
“Sometimes,” Will says. “But sometimes Hannibal’s a cutting-edge killing machine full of knowledge and processing power walking around in a uniform with the zipper pulled up to his chin trying to be a member of the crew.”
“Your point?”
“Hannibal likes being human,” Will says. “He doesn’t understand it, and he’s curious about it. He’s got weaknesses, all right.”-
It was simple. Hannibal was a murderous ship's AI that was killing off its crew, and Will was the man sent to shut it off.
Now they're a few hours from docking at Quantico Base. Will is a wreck trying to piece together the night when everything went wrong, and Hannibal might be the only thing holding him together. -
this isn't how it happened by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
29 Sep 2025
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“You are not a person,” Armand says, “and Louis desires me more than you could imagine. I am—everything to him. Everything.”
“Yeah,” the boy drawls, following Armand with his hands, his lips, the wet press of his teeth. “Keep selling it.”
or: Armand disobeys Louis and kills Daniel in 1973. Cue fifty years of haunting, fucking a ghost, buried guilt, and desperately trying to manipulate your lover into thinking all of this is totally fine.
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
17 Mar 2026
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Technically, Will offers it to him twice.
“I’d wager this flannel saw the Oklahoma City Bombing, judging from the age and general tatteredness of it - a favorite of yours? Wrested from the depths of the FBI’s evidence storage?” asks Hannibal, looking over the fabric. If he is disgusted by the sheen of oil in the threads, he shows nothing of it.
Will smiles, unoffended. “Older and worse than that,” he says. “Be careful with it.”
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(Will is a selkie, and can barely tolerate being without his skin. Hannibal can't tolerate being without it at all.)
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
16 Mar 2026