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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “Enjoying lunch?” Ilya reached over and grabbed a stick of carrot from Hollander’s bowl, crunching noisily. “Wow, special day, you are allowed salad dressing, huh?”
    “Fuck off, Rozanov.”
    “Your car looks slow. Did you bring car seat for the kids?”
    Hollander looked like he would murder him. Even better. Ilya enjoyed this look of steady hatred on him more than anything else. Well. Almost anything else.
    The way he looked when he was desperate to cum after hours of edging probably beat it.

    Shane Hollander is Formula 1's hottest talent and three-time world champion, destined to break records. Ilya Rozanov is a fast, aggressive driver who never had the car to match his abilities - until now.

    They've been rivals in some form for fifteen years - and this season, finally in evenly matched cars, one of them is going to win the World Driver's Championship. That is, as long as they can keep up their carefully constructed rivalry, and not give in to the feelings they've been running from almost all their lives.

    aka: 'What if Heated Rivalry was F1 instead of hockey?'

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Most of his days are spent staring at his baby while silently willing her to stop crying. To stop needing him. When Ilya is gone, it's far worse. He can keep it together if Ilya is there, because he handles all the major tasks that Shane fears. Even holding her feels impossible, as if one touch to a hair on her head then she is going to break and fall apart in his grasp. While it all comes so naturally to Ilya—he holds her, smells the top of her head and grins like he is the happiest person on planet earth.

    or, i saw a post that said "enough mpreg, what about mpostpartum depression" and i took that on as a mission

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    15 Mar 2026

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    A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency.

    When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist.

    Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    It’s a seemingly innocuous tweet that Shane reads, the type of standard pre-game roster updates every NHL account posts.

    Ilya Rozanov (#81) is inactive for tonight’s game in Tampa due to illness. In an abundance of caution, he has been taken to Tampa General Hospital for further evaluation and treatment.

    Ilya hasn’t said much since their fight on Boxing Day. Shane knows that the Centaurs are on a hot streak, ripping through North Carolina’s defense on their last-ditch attempt for a playoff spot, but he knows that because he has been stalking any media related to his boyfriend. Getting more than a few words out of Ilya through text or a few minutes on the phone with him has been pulling teeth. Not even discussing the upcoming hockey camps has managed to bridge the growing gap between them.

    Or, a different take on the plane crash.

    (title from bigger than the whole sky by t. swift)

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