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A Very Crowley Christmas Miracle by the_last_genderbender for Aster_Petrichor
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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Crowley had not expected to receive mail on a chilly Tuesday early December.
He, in fact, never received any form of physical mail and hadn’t since he’d gotten a new postman in 1992.
He certainly did not expect a sack filled with Christmas Wishlists
(or, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a mission to make sure everybody gets Christmas presents after a postal mishap)
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How To Solve Climate Change (and babysit crazy scientists) by the_last_genderbender
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Oct 2023
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“βόλβιτον.” He muttered under his breath whilst trying to decipher the words on the wall.
“βόλβιτον.”
A voice startled him.
“An ancient Greek curse word literally translating to ‘cowshit’ usually used to insult others. I am the AI referred to as F.R.I.D.A.Y, created to help those within the Tower. May I be of any assistance?”
Percy's day wasn't turning out how he thought it would...
Or: Percy gets a job at Stark industries to babysit genius biochemists and chaos ensues
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The Life of A Famous Streamer (who also attracts monsters) by Aster_Petrichor, the_last_genderbender
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Apr 2023
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He walked over to the nearest game that caught his attention: Tetris (which was Bianca’s favourite
but Nico tried not to think about that). He booted the game up, pressing the ‘start game’ button, and was immediately hit with a wave of nostalgia as the first few notes of the electronic theme song rang out.Nico di Angelo was the oldest living gamer on the planet. Of course he was the best, and the rest of the world would know it too. Follow Nico's shenanigans as he battles mosters, myths and mist, all while streaming. Mortals watch out!
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Defeating The Duolingo Owl For Dummies (pride edition) by the_last_genderbender
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Duolingo, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Jul 2022
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In a moment of clarity, Peter knew two facts that were true:
1. He had forgotten that there was a huge Pride festival in Central Park today.
2. The Duolingo Owl had finally caught upYou thought your Duolingo bullying was bad? Well Peter has news for you….
Being bombarded with notifications was one thing, but being physically chased through New York by a giant Duolingo owl was another.Peter was screwed.
Or: crackfic Peter vs a building-sized duolingo owl
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- Part 3 of Spider-Man deserves the world
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Spiderman Stands Down (and the consequences of taking him for granted) by the_last_genderbender
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
16 Jun 2022
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Peter had been Spider-Man for over half a decade and if he was being honest, he was done with people's shit.
He had put all his energy and passion into a job that put him in danger every day he did it. So, he was not having it when people started chasing him out with pitchforks.
So he quit.
Maybe that would lead the public into realising their mistakes. But, what he did know, was that he was worth more than how they treated him.
Or: Peter is sick of how New York treats him after so long protecting them (and when he's gone New York realises how much they may have fucked up)
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- Part 2 of Spider-Man deserves the world
Recent series
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Spider-Man deserves the world by the_last_genderbender
Fandom Duolingo, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Jul 2022
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magnus animus by ForgottenFrog
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Mar 2025
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“Are you the Jedi?” the Mandalorian asked, his helmet tilting in assessment. Mandalore’s sun glinted brightly off the beskar, making the armor almost glow. Luke was surprised to realize how well that image complemented the man’s muted Force signature.
“Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight,” Luke bowed, remembering his manners, “On behalf of the Council, we were honored to receive your invitation.”
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Mandalore requests a teacher for their growing population of Force-sensitives and the Jedi Council sends Luke.Series
- Part 2 of every path you know
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05 Mar 2026
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Stencil Lines by PlumCherryPeach
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2025
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Hua Cheng held out his left hand. Trembling, Xie Lian took it, and studied the scar there. He pressed it up to his lips in a kiss, then opened his mouth. He fit his teeth against the shape of the scar, and it was a perfect match.
Xie Lian let go of Hua Cheng's hand. His eyes travelled up Hua Cheng's arm and to the nape of his neck, where a matching mark was branded on his skin. Gently, Xie Lian traced the crescent of the tattoo with two fingers. When he pulled away, he realized his eyes were wet.
“You tattooed my bite on your claiming spot,” Xie Lian said, his voice thick with emotion.
As the crown prince and royal heir to the Kingdom of Xianle, Xie Lian is medically induced into presenting as an alpha at a young age. The thing is... his personality isn't very alpha-like.
A few years later, in the midst of defending his crown prince from a yao attack, a nameless soldier presents as an omega. And yet the man he becomes, Crimson Rain Sought Flower, slayer of 33 gods and scourge of the heavens, is the last person anyone would assume to be one.
Perhaps they were just meant to be.
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19 Feb 2026
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what a wonderful world by captainhurricane
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2019
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The last two immortals of Ancient China find each other again.
Through text messages.
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29 Jan 2026
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The Point Blanc Alumni Association by BlueberryLibrary
Fandoms: Alex Rider (TV 2020), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
03 Jan 2022
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Alex Rider wants his normal life back, but he can't deny that he's no longer a normal kid. As his problems pile up, he gets a strange phone call from Parker Roscoe inviting him to his private island in the Caribbean for a Point Blanc class reunion. Is it the stupidest idea he's ever heard of, or the lifeline that he needs?
Meanwhile, someone else has learned about the class reunion and can't resist crashing the party.
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24 Jan 2026
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Katsuki Yuuri is an okay skater with a few fans, none of which he’s made a significant impact on. Or so he thought. When he finds out he has fan mail, he is skeptical but it ends up changing his season. He has people who look up to him and are rooting for him. He can’t let them down.
And when he receives a nice passive aggressive letter from a teenager in Russia, he never imagined he would gain a friend out of it.
Yuri Plisetsky was not expected a response when he wrote a letter to his favorite skater. He just had to tell him that his skating was good and he better up the difficulty before Yuri kicked his ass in seniors.
But Yuuri responded and wanted him to write back, in fact they kept writing letters back and forth. He was becoming friends with his idol.
And somehow Yuuri had gotten him to sympathize with the silver haired idiot. Maybe Viktor was more sad then he let on...
This season was going to be different, skating, friends, relationships, and family.
‘Dear Yuuri Katsuki,
Your skating is not terrible.
Well that was one way to start a letter...’
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Bookmarked by the_last_genderbender
16 Jan 2026