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Sasuke's recovery has been going pretty well, all things considered. He's sober for the first time in a decade, and it only cost him an arm! To avoid his best friend and NA sponsor from conspiring to stage another intervention, this time for being a workaholic, Sasuke gets a domme, Karin, to help him get his life back in order and work through his feelings about his new, armless body. It's not even a sex thing, because he's gay. It's just an intimacy thing, or something along those lines.
It's going swimmingly, up until Karin quits being a domme and then gets hired as his PA. They are being extremely platonic and cool about it, and Sasuke is not having a sexuality crisis or pining over her, because he's busy pining over Juugo, the leather hunk from his NA group, and Suigetsu, Karin's boyfriend, who seems to be unemployed and live in Sasuke's office.
What's a guy to do?
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Wifed Up by pervysage (toadsage) for angstybun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2023
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Shang Qinghua is caught in a wife plot. Well, Shen Qingqiu is caught in a wife plot, and Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, and Luo Binghe are the unintended voyeurs.
The problem with Shen Qingqiu's wife plot is that Shang Qinghua is starring in Shen Qingqiu's hidden fantasies, and Shen Qingqiu has no idea.
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Matryoshka, or: a Foundherentist Response to the Existence of Miku Hatsune by pervysage (toadsage) for asthewavesdo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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sh3N-009 had recently come to the only possible conclusion he could: Luo Binghe was going to kill him.
He had come to this conclusion on his third night of being online and sentient, staring back at the thirty-two Miku Hatsune scale figures decorating his room, each in a collector’s edition plastic box. Their brightly coloured bug eyes looked at him, somehow accusing him of being an imposter without moving their improbably posed vinyl bodies. He knew how much each Miku figurine cost: Luo Binghe had kept records of all his purchases, and he’d paid a buyer an obscene sum of money to track down every figure Luo Binghe remembered Shen Yuan owning in life.
Which was sh3N-009’s ultimate problem: Luo Binghe had spent an obscene amount of time, money, and effort recreating Shen Yuan, but sh3N-009 is not Shen Yuan.
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They are waiting for him, Sasuke wants to think, although that was perhaps a little self centred. There are many other soldiers they could be waiting for, the many people returning home and leaving every day makes the population of Konoha transient at best. He supposes this is what peace means. It’s a definition he’s been working on ever since the end of the war, still not sure how the word tastes in his mouth.
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The New Jersey Style of Software Design & Implementation by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Sep 2020
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The New Jersey Style, also known as "Worse is Better", refers to the claim that quality does not necessarily increase with functionality—that there is a point where less functionality ("worse") is a preferable option ("better") in terms of practicality and usability. —Wikipedia
Also known as: the Killjoys had made their lives in the Zones. They were a fixture, now, with a reputation that was longer than their shadow. They didn't want anything to change, except maybe for their reputations to grow even larger. Instead, Kobra's past meets them out in the Zones and promptly carks it, which sets off a chain of events that screws them over.
Also known as: Axel needs to stop setting off bombs to try and impress his crush, Teo. Teo's got to deal with a new hire, Christie, before he transfers to the Panopticon to keep a better eye on his boyfriend, Korse. Christie's running from the Director and her spies, and hates everything about his job until he meets an exciting sewer rat. And Fun Ghoul should know better than to involve himself in the affairs of BLI drones.
Also known as: when four guys leave Battery City for a new life in the Zones, why they returned, and how they became legends.
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- Part 1 of you should bow your head in shame
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you should bow your head in shame by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Sep 2020
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Only Style by beaubete for besanii
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015), James Bond (Craig Movies)
20 Nov 2015
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Q takes the job because it's a ridiculous fluff job with an even more ridiculous salary. Things only get more bizarre from there.
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20 Mar 2026
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Bond is drifting from job to job after his discharge from the Navy. Q is in need (well, maybe not *need*) of a new agent.
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20 Mar 2026
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At first he mistakes it for a part of his kit, the cheery red wrapping some sort of Q-Branch joke.
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19 Mar 2026
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James rather likes to imagine that Q’s perpetual air of crisp irritability is due to being in dire need of a damn good fucking, a situation with which James, ever the gentleman, would be only too pleased to assist.
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18 Mar 2026
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Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.
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Normal Q... so fun love it. lots of managerial detail