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What kind of psychopath fantasizes about slaughtering their best friend?
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Make A Bet! (on pause) by mocher2414 (unorthodox_mp3)
Fandoms: Fundamental Paper Education (Web Series)
26 Jan 2026
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Zip says that Oliver can't get a girlfriend. He bets that he can. The problem? ...The only person in his age range is ∆lice, the school... demon?
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Oliver bets to Zip that he can make ∆lice his girlfriend, and chaos ensues. (I know there’s a lot of tags but please read them, this is not a completely wholesome fluffy fic, if that's what you're looking for)
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This is just a short drabble/character study for my OC Marianne (which is what my account is named after) and my friend's OC Simon. It's labeled as a Heathers inspired because their roles in this AU are slightly similar to that of Veronica and JD in Heathers: The Musical (that's not really relevant to this fic specifically but I tagged it because Mari and Simon are very different in canon).
Mari's personality IS based on my own, but I wouldn't say this is a vent fic since her experiences are completely different from mine.
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FPE Shenanigans by mocher2414 (unorthodox_mp3)
Fandoms: Fundamental Paper Education (Web Series)
03 Mar 1983
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I got bored :3
This is just a bunch of random crack oneshots for FPE, idk what I'm doing (they're relatively tame compared to other crackfics I've seen in this fandom)
I'll just update this whenever I get tired or bored of my main fic as a (feeble) attempt to keep y'all entertained and to fight writer's block
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Sunny Suzuki was a selfish person.
He was quite aware of that fact.
Ever since he was little, he was reluctant to let others take his stuff. His toys, his food, his crayons ... You name it.
He didn't want to share.
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OR: Obsessive Sunny for a change.
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03 Mar 2026
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yandere Sunny is way too underrated, we need more of this
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Sunny is vain, vindictive, and tortured by a past he can't make peace with. He hates himself and everyone else and crawls through college at his mom's and stepfather's behest, having drifted away from his friends back home like Kel, Aubrey, and the Hooligans, even if the first two are in the same school now. Meds and alcohol can only take him so far, though, and he knows it. However, the looming date in his mind and the plan he's settled on are about to be disrupted by a chance encounter with a blue-eyed, blond weirdo he's certain he's never met before in his life--but there's never really such a thing as chance.
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03 Mar 2026
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Sunny wants to kill himself but can't stop being gay; Basil is... I don't know what he's doing at this point.
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“Well, we can't necessarily be stabbed to death, and yet we feel the pain as if we are anyway,” the Salesperson counters, ever so smoothly. “We don't need air, but what would happen if we were deprived of it anyway?”
She starts to reach for Meanie's hands, tugging on them gently by the wrists.
or, the mizisua bath scene from karma alnst, but i made it salesmeanie instead
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Sunny Suzuki's Harem of Childhood Friends by BusyBee143 (BusyBee123)
Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Sunny Suzuki decides one day that he wanted to date all his friends except for Hero (cuz that's not fun funky or fresh).
Here's his attempts, fails, and successes in his journey!
DATING SIMULATOR—START!
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In other words, Sunny x Basil x Aubrey x Kel is fun, and I've decided I'm going to write a fic about it. It's an idea I've had for a while—Sunny treating life like a dating sim.
Dumb humor, fluffy moments, and background HeroMari is included!
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- Part 1 of SSHOCF Universe
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31 Jan 2026
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polyamory wins (with a surprising amount of plot)
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Mari was always the golden child, despite her many, many flaws. Like her gullibility combined with her own narcissism. So when she gets honey potted by an absurdly hot and absurdly religious redhead, she returns home on spring break with a unique viewpoint. Upon returning home, and facing many temptations, prays a bit too hard. she must now retrieve them from the depths of hell, not because it's the right thing to do, but for her own benefit.
(Or in which, Mari accidentally sends anyone not straight right to hell, and is tasked with retrieving them.)
TW: Homophobia, Mild Racism, and a lot of conservative bullshit. (all played for laughs, and showing how batshit most of it is.)