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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    There’s something so insidious about it. Trolls can die from pailing, have died from pailing, but it’s a comparatively quick affair with the possibility of death ideally consensual on both ends. But this is a torture that not even the Empress could dream of.

    DAVE: and then you gotta raise em for eighteen years but i mean hey now you got—
    KARKAT: IT’S MY FAULT. IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME.
    DAVE: w
    DAVE: what

    Or: Dave gives Karkat a crash course on periods and pregnancy, and Karkat has feelings about it all.

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    16 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    You are DAVE STRIDER. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, and by all accounts, still a REALLY COOL DUDE. You take interest in MAKING ILL BEATS, taking ARTISTIC PICTURES of the vast CAN TOWN LANDSCAPE and, more recently, MAKING OUT WITH ALTERNIAN BOYS.

    Okay, maybe not all Alternian boys, but definitely this one specifically.

    Said Alternian boy - KARKAT VANTAS - is currently sliding his hands hesitantly under your shirt, and through the suave of your AMAZINGLY PRECISE KISSES, you are fighting the BIGGEST SHIT-EATING GRIN OF YOUR LIFE.

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    13 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Dirk…” is about as far as you get. He huddles somehow even further into himself and your heart breaks. You take a deep, shaky breath, willing any words to leave your lungs.

    You try again. “You know you can tell me anything, right?”

    You hear him take in his own shaking breath, his head curled into his own shoulder, his knees drawn up to his chest. He nods slowly without lifting his head. You want so badly to do something, to take his pain away, but you still don't even know what's wrong. And so, all you can do is keep your hands to your chest as you wait.

    Finally he lifts his head. He slides his feet down the mattress, no longer curling so completely in on himself. His knees still sit slightly bent in front of him, his hands on his shins holding them in place as if to curl up again at a moment's notice. He angles his head toward you, but with how close he is you can see his eyes focused on the sheets below rather than your own. His voice is quiet but steady when he speaks.

    “I was going to kill myself.”

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    Dave wakes up to his stoic sixteen year old son standing in his doorway, voice breaking as he asks to sleep in his bed tonight. And he knows something is wrong.

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    How Dirk and Roxy first meet: 12-year-old Dirk Strider has been alone his whole life and is completely done. He's willing to reveal his location to the Empire as long as it means something has heard him. But before he's inevitably vaporized by killer drones, a voice interrupts his transmission:

    > STOP what u r doing
    > do not send anything else
    > DO NOT try 2 contact me I will contact u

    ...So now he has to deal with that, somehow, instead.

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    31 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Dirk’s rabbiting heart does not let him forget this.

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    Five times Dirk experiences touch.

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    15 Nov 2025