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Maybe the true treasure was the friends we made along the way by vast_ard
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Dec 2023
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Dazai: i can take all of twitter single handedly and hold kunikidas hand with the otger
Kunikida: I will never touch your rank, unwashed, filthy hand in a million years
Ranpo: keep dreamin buster
Dazai: im gonna kms
Kyoya: thank fuck finally
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aka a british bsd highschool au groupchat bc thats all ik how to write
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little mischievous queers (kill count: ????) by vast_ard
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Sep 2022
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Annabelle: no i didnt mean it
Oliver: thats what they all say
Annabelle: Oliver Banks, if you dont shut your ugly ass, dry ass, crusted ass lips right now, i will personally come over to your form room and grab that superglue i know you keep in your blazer for some fucking strange reason and glue your mouth tight shut. you little whore i will kill you if you even say a singular word that isnt ‘yes ma’am’ or ‘im sorry ma’am’. do you understand?
Oliver: yes ma’am
Nikola: Okay Annie! You Have Won Me Over, You Are Now The /P Love Of My Life Again!
Annabelle: yay!
Melanie: and all was right with the world
Melanie: join us next time on ‘secondary schoolers on hardcore drugs!’
TW!! suicide jokes and mentioned Daisy Tonner
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Robin buys some local fruit for Sanji. She samples a little for herself... and when she next wakes, Robin is a child. And she needs to run away. How'd she get on this big ship? Well, that doesn't matter, but she has to go before someone finds her and turns her in. She just wants to learn, and she wants to live...
...A mysterious food purchase leads to little Straw Hats.
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Bookmarked by vast_ard
23 Mar 2026
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just so flipping adorable ohmydogs its not okay... i just ADORE how they wrie the strawhats and THEYRE LITERALLY FAMILY STOPPPPPPPPPP im obsessing over them its not okay
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“I’m in love with Kazuha,” he says, the words unfolding into the silence.
Astonishingly, this ground-shaking, earth-shattering, heavens-moving proclamation is met with little more than blank stares as Ayaka and Thoma exchange glances over Tomo’s head.
“Yes,” Ayaka finally says, lips twitching like she’s trying to hide a smile at his expense while Thoma casually answers a stray text, the both of them behaving as if Tomo isn’t having the most important discovery of his life--of anyone’s life. “We know. Everyone knows.”
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Or, the slow, painstaking, thirteen-year process in which Tomo falls in love with his best friend.
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Bookmarked by vast_ard
24 Jan 2023
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OHMYGOIDDDDDDDDDDDDD im so incredibly normal about this I swear... no but like actually Im obsessed with the characterisation of both Kazuha and t6omo like its perf... I love them being cute ass little kids at the Strat a dim acyauully obsessed w the progression of not only their relationship but their age and maturity as they grow up ARGGHHHHHHHH oh oblivious Tomo I love u.... and the whole Inazuma gang js being annoying asf about them like wink wink nudge nudge ahh friends guys LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT T^T its so cute ik they were stressed as hell with these gaybos...
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A fic where:
a) Nikolai tries to get some
b) Fyodor doesn’t get it
Cute scenes of Nikolai flirting and Fyodor missing every single one of the clues, but with a little more nuance.
A teensy bit tragic, but it's Fyolai, so, you know...- Language:
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Bookmarked by vast_ard
19 Jul 2023
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just sosososoosososoososo good and perfect and argghhhhhh in love them so much the characterisation is so good and I absolutely adore just the pure disheartenment that comes from Nikolai when he gets rejected like pleaseeeeeee it acc hurts me but its so good yk like the part where Nikolai gives Fyodor the flower and is rejected and he's like.... pls I thought we were getting somewhere like UGHHHHHH I felt that ij my soul bro I love u king
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loved and lost and loved again by yesitsalsoagun
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 May 2022
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Diluc is acting strangely.
Kaeya, being the dutiful younger brother he is, is going to pester him until he finds out what's wrong.
Bookmarked by vast_ard
29 Jun 2025
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OHMYGIDDDDDD this author just does them so well ESPECIALLY regarding g them being physically affectionate w each other it actually makes me SOB. every time..... idk just smth about them attacking each other with kisses is just so sweet to me like yes and they so would like make it a competition and would be trash talking each other the whole time and saying there definitely giving the other much moire kisses then them, but also peppering in just how much they love each other throughout because THRY DOOOOOO they love each other sm and at some point they're not even giving kisses its just teeth on the others cheek because they can't stop themselves form SMILINGGG so hard they are cheesing so much it makes me soooo happy pleaseeee they the best brothers ever I adore them
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Kaeya Alberich has, for just over three weeks now, been affected by some mysterious ailment, which has left him longing to be touched. By one person in particular.
The person in question is, of course, Diluc Ragnvindr. His brother.Bookmarked by vast_ard
29 Jun 2025
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the way I'm fully sobbing at this is so disgusting oh my godddddd I love rag robs being physically affectionate with each other it actually makes me so happy but soooo sick like omg.... I can't deal its literally their love language I'm so serious like I just feel it in my heart that post reconciliation the actually cannot stop touching each other like I just know Kaeya is literally HANGING off Diluc at all times like constantly.. and neither of them can get enough like they are literally squeezing ecahother so tight but its NEVER ENOUGH the need to be in each-others skin and literally merge together at the atomic level I see it in their eyes.. they're physically affected tionate FREAKS witheachither... the brothers need to make up for lost time of touch criesssss