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    Part 1:

    "No. Not interested. At all. Ever."

    "You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."

    Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.

    "It's a microphone."

    Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."

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    “Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"

    "Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."

    Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.

    "Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”

    "You're making it very hard to get into this."

    "Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"

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    25 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    When William and Sherlock are roped into investigating a series of deaths at a convent in Durham, they soon are forced to admit that what makes them work well together is what should have kept them apart in the first place. A week of cohabitation turns into a tug-of-war between vices and virtues, and a battle against time in pursuit of a murderer hidden in plain sight.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.

    Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.

    He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.

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    20 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    When the door clicked shut, William decided to test the tensile strength of self-control and slid his arms under Sherlock’s to hug him—head to shoulder, full weight. The audible release of tension was deliberate, and it tugged at every string Sherlock pretended not to have.
    Arms closed around him at once.

    “You manipulative bastard…” Sherlock whispered into pale hair, added a kiss for punctuation.

    “You know what that does to me…”

    “Whaaaat?”

    “Emotional blackmail.”

    A soft laugh; the hug didn’t end. Not new, exactly, but usually a bed-or-sofa activity. Casual limbs were acceptable; affection in the hallway, in wet coats, was rare currency.

    “I’m too tired to blackmail you…”

    “I’ve survived for years solely because you get tired at the right moments.” Another kiss—temple, this time.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Alastor's return to the Hazbin Hotel is met with extremely varied levels of excitement. Some residents are thrilled to see him; some are decidedly not. He aims to reenter the scene seamlessly, but a one-off Loan Shark with a vendetta and a blade is more than happy to throw a wrench into the Radio Demon's plans.

    With a potentially lethal wound, Alastor has no choice. It's time to get help from the same group of misfits he keeps almost dying for.

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    21 Dec 2025

  6. Rec *

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    Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.

    But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.

    In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Vox's screen fills his field of vision, arresting his spiraling thoughts.

    He's holding a needle and thread.

    Alastor's smile is curdling at the edges, but he doesn't break eye contact. Vox's gaze devours him, always so wide and hungry, but there's something else lurking in his expression that has Alastor not quite as wary as he should be, perhaps, because it's not sadism or even cruelty in the way Vox is looking at him now. Vox's smile is calmer. He's quieter, no longer jumpy with excitement like he'd been earlier today, although still smug and a little too pleased with himself. Far more tolerable than before, at least.

    "How about it?" Vox says, cocking an eyebrow. He holds the needle like an offering, like Alastor has a choice.

    Alastor deliberately leans back, letting his head rest against the wall with the vain hope that it will make the room stop spinning. "By all means."

    Or: Finally alone together, Alastor reopens some emotional wounds as Vox fixes his physical ones.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    ”You’d call everything off right now, just for this?”

    Just for this, he says. As though it’s trivial. As though it isn’t everything that Vox has dreamt of every night for the past several decades. As though the rejection doesn’t sting just as sharply every time he wakes up and reaches to the other side of a cold bed, hands searching for a lover that will never be there, and hears callous laughter echoing in the back of his skull.

    Vox sucks in a shaky breath, closing his eyes. He tilts his face downward, unable to look at Alastor when he admits it. He almost can’t bring himself to, sure that Alastor is already certain of the answer.

    ”Yes,” he whispers.

    ”You can’t be serious,” Alastor says quietly.

    ~~~~~~

    In which many things come to light, all earth-shattering.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Velvette sticks around only long enough to laugh at Vox’s face. After she goes the way of Val, all he’s got left is a killer fucking headache, the smell of vodka permeating his suit…

    And Alastor, grinning like a smug fucking cat meme in one of Valentino’s salon chairs, legs crossed as primly as any princess’s. Apparently whatever camaraderie he and Vox’s so-called goons have been developing, it doesn’t extend far enough to stop them from ditching his ass to Vox’s temper.

    And, fuck, is Vox in a temper.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    “Ok, listen. Do not. Make fun of me for this.”

    “No promises,” the deer hummed, finally finding a position that wouldn’t give him back pain.

    The TV overlord before him gathered himself one last time—his screen tinting a deeper shade of purple than usual—and pulled out a jewelry box from behind his back.

    Alastor raised an eyebrow. That was anticlimactic.

     

    Vox gifts Alastor a branded thigh jewelry with the VoxTek logo on it. Chaos (and smut) ensues.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    “May I ask what you’re trying to make me do?” Alastor inquired politely.

    “Sing ‘Yankee Doodle’,” Vox said, not breaking eye contact. “Evidently it isn’t working.”

    “Oh, I think I almost felt something.”

    “Really?”

    Alastor blinked a few times, a little enamored with the burning afterimages of Vox’s glowing features impressed onto the backs of his eyelids. “Never mind. Just a bit of a headache from how long this exercise has been dragging on.”

    Or: What's a little consensual hypnotism between friends?

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Body, eyes, hands, teeth.

    Or,

    “What? I dunno, I’ll just…” Yoshiki lifts his arm and bends it and is surprised to find how much it hurts. “Shit- wait…”

    Hikaru watches him struggle to even touch the top of his head, then lights up and suggests, “Hey, why don’t I do it?”

    “Do what?” Yoshiki mumbles, still preoccupied with figuring out the best way to go about showering.

    “Wash your hair.”

    Yoshiki keeps fidgeting with his hair for a second before he actually hears Hikaru, at which point he lowers his hands and turns around agonizingly slowly, like a rusted hinge that screeches when moved. “…What?"

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    26 Oct 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 21

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    “He would never have done this,” says Yoshiki.

    “Done what?” says Hikaru.

    “Kissed me,” says Yoshiki.

    Or: A teenage boy's complicated, lingering grief and the eldritch monster who loves him.

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    24 Oct 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 25

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    Hikaru bares his teeth. His reflection grins horribly back at him, fanged and bright.

    He’s not ugly. He’s not striking, either. His mama says he has hair like caught starlight, just like his daddy. It’s unusual in a small village like theirs, but not enough to set him apart. No one cares about a towheaded country boy with fucked-up teeth and below-average height. He’s the runt of the litter, even though he makes up for it with raw physical talent at any sport of his choosing. Let his stupid ferocity speak for him. Let the sweat and the toil and the dirt convince you that he’s worth anything.

    Or: Hikaru reconsiders what it means to be Yoshiki's friend when he learns that a girl from 3-A has a crush on him.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    "You know," Hikaru says. "If the heat's too much of a problem, I can make myself colder. I could be, like, an icepack for you, if you want."

    ---

    (About prey imagery, instinctive fears, sharing a bed, and the strange physicality of having a body.)

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    10 Oct 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 80

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    “You do have the instincts of a fighter, after all.”

    William didn’t let it show, but that did take him by surprise—he thought he’d been doing a pretty decent job concealing that particular side of him.

    “Oh, do I give it away that easily?” he responded without missing a beat. “My self-defense tutor would be disappointed—my brothers insisted we hire him after I was kidnapped some time ago. He always said the element of surprise was to be my best weapon.”

    Sherlock smirked, probably seeing right through him.

    “Clever man,” he conceded, but William knew he wasn’t talking about his “tutor”. He was forced to suppress yet another smile. Damn you, Holmes.

    We didn't have enough sherliam interactions in canon that were just "I know you know I know you know, but I have to pretend that I don't know" so I'm here to add some more (this fic is pretty much just a love letter to the catch me if you can scene).

    But also: what if Sherlock figured out what William's planning just a little earlier?

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    30 Aug 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 27

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    Description: They have killed one of their own. Now they have to talk about it. Some punches are thrown.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    “Due to your… mistake, I'm currently at a disadvantage for survival.” You gesture vaguely to your throat, watching as Sebastian's gaze follows your hand. “I think a discount is in order.”

    Discount.” Sebastian echoes. “You want a discount.”

    OR:

    details of the expendable's tenure as Sebastian's unenthusiastic business partner.

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    05 Jul 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 19

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    “…Did you mean it?” Light asks.

    L doesn’t look over. “Mean what?”

    “When you said you wanted me.”

    L is quiet for a while. “I don’t know. Want is a slippery word. Sometimes I want you the way a drowning man wants air. Sometimes I want you the way fire wants oxygen—just to burn brighter.”

    Light’s breath catches.

    “And sometimes,” L says, blinking slowly, “I think I just want to understand what it means to feel, and you’re the only person I’ve ever met who seems real enough to make me feel anything at all.”

    “Oh,” Light says faintly. “That’s—awful.”

    “Yes,” L says, expression unreadable. “It’s very inconvenient.”

    Or, the space between "I think you're Kira" and "I think I love you" is exactly the length of a chain.

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    22 Jun 2025

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    This time though, when he turns around, L is a little surprised by what he sees. Light’s eyes are no longer eager and fierce, fighting for a cause he cares strongly for. Instead, they are wide, washed-out ambers filled with horror. It is not over the loss of a lead, the way L felt when Higuchi fell, but over Higuchi himself.

    Light lets the Death Note plop onto the keys of the laptop, sinks back into his seat, and shakes.

    Light gets his hands back on the Death Note post Yotsuba, just as he had planned. The memories' effect on him, however, was unplanned. Of course, L notices.

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    17 Jun 2025

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