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Part 1 of · drunk jk au ·
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2020-06-13
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2022-06-28
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Drunk on Main: An Unhelpful Guide by JJK

Summary:

Jeon Jungkook is a very successful Idol. He's also a lightweight when it comes to drinking.

One day he logins to his private Twitter account and drunkenly confesses the currently simultaneous crushes he has on all of his Bangtan hyungs - then he logs off and passes out. He can't remember a thing the next morning, so he goes about his day as usual.

His hyungs though... they KNOW.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Prologue

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definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo

im nto drunk im jkj

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

k mayhaps im a bit tiny tad lil drunk but shhh

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

it was just a bit of wine im not a lightweight thats just jimin hyng who says i am cos im definitvle not a lightweight and less so a cute lightweight whats that even supposed to mean??

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

if im a cute lightweight jimin hyung is a cute heavyweight there i said it u happy now hyung?

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

wish hyung cslled me cute *sigh* but shhhh no one tell him i told u that he gonna think i like him

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

wish he knew how much i like him *big sigh*

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

wish they all knew actually cos jesus fuck the way ive been crushing non stop since years ago one would think someone would notice

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

like namjoon hyung has this big beautiful brain and cant even tell how much i try to do stuff for him like dude u want a cover ill give u a cover want to pet a dog ill bring one u want a fckin baobab kay thats gonna take a bit longer but i know a guy ill give to u soon

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

id give him everythng. to all of em. all they could ask of me. if only they realizd how so pathetically in love i am with them. so much i gotta come to this stupid ass app i dont even like to confess haha very nice jk u doin awesome in life buddy

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

its the same for all of them. they just wont notice me staring wont notice my advances my hugs that linger too long cos sometimes i just wanna hold on a little longer damnit!

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

i want them to know im grown want them to know i love them want them to see me for me like the man i am now but GOD FUCKING DAMMIT they keep looking at me like im a baby and i cant stand it sometimes i just cannot cos it hurts it hurts it hurts

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo
Replying to @jjkookoo

perhaps im drunker than i thought......

 

definitely not jjk 🔒 @jjkookoo

this is stupid jk go the fuck to sleep already

 

 

a fic cover with a black background and white text that reads 'drunk on main: an unhelpful guide by jjk', a selfie of jungkook looking handsome in a car, and a close-up of red wine being poured into a glass.