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[Podfic] Greensleeves by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Jun 2021
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OP Summary: When Geralt crosses paths with Jaskier in the spring, the world is dressed in green. Quite literally. Everyone everywhere is wearing green, and it all comes down to a song Jaskier has written that, to his mortification, has become popular throughout the Continent. It's torment, being forced to preform the song over and over again and have his heart broken anew. But who is this Lady Greensleeves the people say Jaskier is so maddeningly, heartbrokenly in love with? At the baron's wedding party, Geralt is determined to find out.
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- Part 1 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] The Knight's Favour by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2021
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OP Summary: Geralt happens upon a jousting tournament between Lyria, Aedirn, and Rivia. He's invited by the Lord and Lady Pankratz to watch from their private box as their champion, Dandelion, defends the title. Geralt becomes jealous of this Dandelion under the assumption that he and Jaskier would make a fine match. And just where is Jaskier anyway? He's missing quite the show.
Alt - Jaskier enters a joust as part of a family tradition and Geralt is having heart palpitations. Jaskier dedicates his matches to his 'laddie fair' and he and Geralt make a little wager as to whether he'll win with some fabulous prizes in store.
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- Part 2 of Witcher Podfics
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OP Summary: Geralt finds himself snowed out of Kaer Morhen and in desperate need of somewhere to stay.
He goes to Oxenfurt. Hoping that Jaskier's drunken promises of shelter during the winter are true.Series
- Part 3 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] Marks On Your Soul by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Jul 2021
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OP Summary: In a world where love is something that grows over time and leaves an eternal mark, Jaskier is a tapestry of unrequited yearning, but has come to terms with his lot in life…
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- Part 4 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] hematoma of the heart by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Jul 2021
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OP Summary: Jaskier realizes two things at once. One: Geralt is going to be livid if he finds out that Jaskier was hurt during a fight, and there’s a very great chance that it will make him not want to take Jaskier on hunts in the future. He’ll say that Jaskier is at risk and is a risk himself, likely to cause Geralt to get distracted and wind up with one of them dead.
And two: Geralt will blame himself.
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- Part 5 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] Finding Home by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Aug 2021
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Written by FoMT. OP Summary: Tired of life as a witcher, and feeling unable to decide his own fate, Geralt moves to Novigrad. All he wants is to avoid everyone from his old life, and find a new, quiet way to live. What he doesn’t expect is to find love, purpose, and a home. Oh, and to accidentally become a mob boss.
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- Part 6 of Witcher Podfics
- Part 1 of Finding Home [Podfic]
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[Podfic] Finding Home: Epilogue by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Aug 2021
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OP Summary from FoMT:
Almost a year after the battle and leaving Novigrad, Ciri returns home.
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- Part 7 of Witcher Podfics
- Part 2 of Finding Home [Podfic]
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[Podfic] Moving Day by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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OP Summary: “Sorry! I didn’t mean to bother you! I’m Jaskier!” A young man’s kneeling on the green carpet, retrieving everything and putting them back in the box; he hasn’t even looked up yet so all Geralt can see is a mop of brown hair and a trim figure. “I’m supposed to have a friend here helping me, but unfortunately he seems to have abandoned me! So I am forced to trudge with my humble-“ The man looks up and finally stops talking once he makes eye contact with Geralt.
Honestly, Geralt’s not surprised. Most people have that reaction. He’s been told he’s terrifying
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Jaskier moves into the apartment next to Geralt.
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- Part 8 of Witcher Podfics
- Part 1 of The Apartment AU [Podfic]
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[Podfic] It’s 3 AM; I must be lonely by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Aug 2021
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Originally written by neverafuckgiven.
OP Summary: Geralt deals with his nightmares by working out and keeping himself busy. Oddly enough, he's never tried songwriting before.
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Alternatively titled: Geralt and Jaskier do laundry.Set in my Apartment series.
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- Part 9 of Witcher Podfics
- Part 2 of The Apartment AU [Podfic]
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[Podfic] Locked Out by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Aug 2021
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Originally written by neverafuckgiven. OP Summary:
Geralt gets an unexpected visitor. Turns out Jaskier's managed to lock himself out of his apartment.Set in my Apartment AU. It helps if you read the other ones, but I don't think it's strictly necessary.
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Geralt gets approximately three visitors per month. Yen, Ciri, and Vesemir are the only people that actually come to see him, the only ones really allowed to see him. Everyone knows how much Geralt likes people in his home, which is not at all, and, truthfully, Ciri is the only one that stays there. Yen and Vesemir linger for the allotted thirty minutes for small talk and personal updates and then make their polite excuses to go.Series
- Part 10 of Witcher Podfics
- Part 3 of The Apartment AU [Podfic]
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[Podfic] To and Fro by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Aug 2021
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OP Summary from neverafuckgiven:
Geralt’s watching that baking program when he hears shouting from Jaskier’s apartment. He crinkles his brow and glances at the clock on the wall. 8:15. Jaskier keeps unusual hours and it’s not like Geralt’s judging, but at this time, Jaskier’s either already out of the building or asleep. Or at least, that’s what he suspects. Nevertheless, there is never any sound coming out of that apartment regardless of whether Jaskier’s there or not.
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Jaskier has car trouble. Geralt drives him to work. Ciri makes an appearance. Conversations are had. Feelings are kind of discussed.Series
- Part 11 of Witcher Podfics
- Part 4 of The Apartment AU [Podfic]
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[Podfic] Feelings? (let's not talk about them) by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Aug 2021
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OP Summary from neverafuckgiven:
Geralt and Eskel have been sitting across from each other for ten minutes and they haven’t said a word to each other. They’re at their usual table in the back of Rosemary and Thyme, tucked away from the large windows; from experience, Geralt knows their food will be out any second now.
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Eskel and Geralt are just trying to have lunch. They're joined by two very special guests.Set in my Apartment AU.
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- Part 12 of Witcher Podfics
- Part 5 of The Apartment AU [Podfic]
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OP Summary from ArthurtheGatekeeper:
Jaskier is held hostage and cursed to kill one Geralt of Rivia. He ends up at the keep. He tries very hard to do a murder.
Fortunately for everyone involved he's a terrible assassin.
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- Part 13 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] i loved him then (i love him still) by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
19 Aug 2021
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OP summary from alternatereality42:
After the mountain, Jaskier fakes his own death. He doesn't tell Geralt. Why would he?
(Geralt finds out on his own.)
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- Part 14 of Witcher Podfics
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OP Summary: “Geralt do you think I’m pretty? Actually scratch that. Of course I’m pretty. I mean, do you think I’ve grown uglier these last few months?” Jaskier had asked him once, looking at a mirror before they went to bed. Stretching his face, smushing it, looking for something, anything, that’d explain it.
“Go to sleep Jaskier.” had been the bastard’s unhelpful answer.
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- Part 15 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] The Paths You Take by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Sep 2021
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OP Summary: “Oh, thank the gods,” Jaskier breathes.
“Name’s Lambert, actually,” the witcher corrects, his lips breaking into a crooked grin, “Though I certainly won’t stop you from worshipping me.”
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- Part 16 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] Stuck in the middle with you by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Sep 2021
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OP Summary: “Hmm.” Ciri recognizes a hint of approval in his voice. “Are all your professors this attractive?”
Her mouth falls open instantly, laughter tugging at the corners of her mouth. “What?”
“Well, you heard me, he’s stunning,” Geralt deadpans. “Or, ‘a snack’, as I suppose your generation would say. You wouldn’t happen to know if he likes men, would you?” He says it as a joke, but Ciri smirks.
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Or: Geralt starts crushing on Ciri's art teacher during her online classes. Ciri takes the opportunity and runs with it.
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- Part 17 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] Dandelion ASMR by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2021
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OP Summary: The ASMR artist, Dandelion, has gained quite a following over the years.
But there is only one patreon that has stuck by him for the longest time.
Will Dandelion ever meet his mysterious benefactor, Rivia?And in Jaskier's real life, who is that handsome guy at the laundromat downstairs?
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- Part 1 of YouTuber Jaskier [Podfic]
- Part 18 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] Kiss Me. I'm Desperate by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2021
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OP Summary: It was the 19th of June, and this meant that Jaskier Alfred Pankraz had gone 3 years, seven months and twenty-seven dates without being kissed.
Normally, this was ok, he was a busy guy!
But when he laments this to his friends ONE TIME, that asshole Valdo Marx immediately suggests taking a sign to the streets and dares to place 20 bucks on a bet against Jaskier being kissed.
Anything to get Valdo Marx to lose money.
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- Part 2 of YouTuber Jaskier [Podfic]
- Part 19 of Witcher Podfics
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[Podfic] The Park by Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2021
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OP Summary: 'Ok, so...The first thing you need to know, is that this wasn't a pretty park to begin with.' the YouTuber named Jaskier said to the slightly shaky camera, teetering on its tri-pod. Jaskier looked as if he had gone through a lot. His hair was wet and there were large smudges on his face. There was a large gust of wind, and his tri-pod fell over. A loud 'FUCK' could be heard over the wind and the crashing of the camera against the dry grass.
Jaskier's intro played. A quick medieval tune, mixed in with dubstep.'Good evening. Today we will be fixing this brick wall in this run-down park.' The YouTuber named Rivia told the camera, which was being held by his teenage daughter Ciri. Ciri zoomed in on the wall. A small cartoon horse gallopped along its jagged edge, a special Ciri touch. Rivia's intro played. A single piano note, and a fluidly animated logo.
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- Part 3 of YouTuber Jaskier [Podfic]
- Part 20 of Witcher Podfics