The Doctor Will See You Now

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• Lost and Found by Quefish

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Jul 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
  • Dagon (Good Omens)
  • Ligur (Good Omens)
  • Hastur (Good Omens)
  • Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Kink Exploration
  • Sex Toys
  • Uneducated Use of Sex Toys
  • Medical Kink
  • Masturbation
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Fluff and Crack
  • crack with feelings
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Medical Procedures
  • Medical Conditions
  • Medical Inaccuracies
  • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
  • Humor
  • Phone Sex
  • Anal Plug
  • Anal Sex
  • Sexual Fantasy
  • Fantasizing
  • Oral Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • "This Was Supposed To Be A One-Shot"
  • Spanking
  • Fisting but it's really gentle
  • Writer’s Insistence on Including Her Favourite Food Anywhere Possible
  • Piddywickles and Chonkers
  • Stirrups

  Summary

  Dr Anthony J Crowley is nearing the end of his shift when a patient with an unfortunate issue comes in for help.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  21,970

  Chapters:

  10/10

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  539

  Kudos:

  752

  Bookmarks:

  120

  Hits:

  13,331

• The Hospital Hopper by Quefish

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Mar 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Gabriel (Good Omens)
  • Michael (Good Omens)
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
  • Medical Kink
  • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
  • Masturbation
  • Medical Procedures
  • Inappropriate use of Sex Toys
  • Anal Play
  • Off Screen Kink Negotiation
  • Housecalls
  • Doctors can have a Medical Kink too
  • Anal Fingering
  • Oral Sex
  • Deep Throating
  • Prostate Milking
  • Dry Orgasm
  • Irregular and Unorthodox Medical Examinations
  • Soft fluffy feels
  • Sexy feels but fluffy nonetheless
  • Kissing
  • Anal Sex
  • Feels
  • Love
  • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Musical puns and references
  • Fanart

  Summary

  Crowley visits the A&E with an embarrassing problem ... or is it?

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  15,518

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  378

  Kudos:

  575

  Bookmarks:

  56

  Hits:

  9,445

• Sodium is a Vital Electrolyte by Quefish

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Jan 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
  • Unfortunate Sex Toy Accidents
  • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale Is Trying (Good Omens)
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Dammit Crowley I'm a Doctor Not a Doctor
  • Ill Advised Medical Procedures
  • Anal Play
  • Anal toys
  • Anal Fingering
  • But In a Medical Probey Way
  • Embarrassing Ways to Drink Water
  • Post Meeting Meet Cute
  • Shy and Adorable
  • Crowley Drives Fast and Aziraphale is Terrified Trope
  • Fluff
  • It gets seriously fluffy
  • Fanart

  Summary

  Crowley has an unfortunate accident after a long day and has to go begging for help. Luckily, Dr Fell is willing to assist.

  Series

  • Part 3 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,615

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  225

  Kudos:

  457

  Bookmarks:

  28

  Hits:

  5,462

• If It Looks Like a Duck, and Buzzes Like a Duck, It's a Sex Toy by Quefish for tikli

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  02 Jul 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Medical Procedures
  • Medical Inaccuracies
  • Bad Medical Process
  • Unrealistic medical problem
  • Look if you're here for medical advice I got bad news for you
  • Sex Toys
  • Anal Play
  • Crack
  • Crack so Cracky
  • If you don't say "WTF" and laugh at least 3 times I've failed
  • It wasn't my idea
  • I Just work here
  • Tags Are Fun
  • How many will you read before you roll your eyes and read the fic?
  • Sex toys that are stuck
  • hospital meet-cute
  • Aziraphale is adorable
  • Twitter made me do it
  • Congratulations! You made it to the end of the tags
  • (Sorry there are no prizes for this)
  • I lied there are more tags
  • A/C is tagged but more implied as a future than a current relationship
  • But there is definitely a little bit of action
  • In a doctory sense

  Summary

  Dr Anthony Crowley is talked into seeing one last patient before he leaves.

  Series

  • Part 4 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,248

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  106

  Kudos:

  410

  Bookmarks:

  29

  Hits:

  2,846

• 6E 999 by Quefish for MrsNoggin

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  31 Oct 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Inaccurate Medical Information
  • Doctor/Patient Meetcute
  • Getting Hurt in the Shower
  • Implied Masturbation
  • sex toy use

  Summary

  A woman hears a scream and a thud from her neighbour and calls the paramedics. Aziraphale Fell responds to the call for help and assists one Mr Anthony Crowley.

  Series

  • Part 5 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,989

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  66

  Kudos:

  273

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  1,847

• It Didn't Just Get Up and Walk Away! by Quefish for Mackaley, Ashfae, charlottemadison

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Mar 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Anathema Device
  • First Time
  • Dating App Hook Ups
  • Release the Kraken
  • references to anal sex
  • References to Oral Sex
  • Sex Toys
  • Lost Sex Toys
  • medical examinations
  • Unexpected Doctors
  • Probably Crack
  • Inspired by true events
  • And then Embellished Until The True Event is Nigh Unrecognisable
  • safe sex
  • condom use

  Summary

  Aziraphale wakes up the morning after hooking up with a man met via dating app. Everything seems alright, until he realises that there is something missing ...

  Series

  • Part 6 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,639

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  76

  Kudos:

  314

  Bookmarks:

  15

  Hits:

  1,697

• Doctor Magic by Quefish for Caedmon

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Apr 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Warlock (mentioned) - Character
  • The Amazing Mr Fell
  • Aziraphale's magic act
  • medical exams
  • Prostate Examinations
  • Accidental Orgasm
  • Embarrassment Erections
  • Aziraphale is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
  • Crack Treated Seriously

  Summary

  After seeing a mediocre magic act at his godson's birthday, Crowley has his annual physical.

  Series

  • Part 7 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,154

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  58

  Kudos:

  201

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  2,027

• Donations in the Name of ... by Quefish for Mackaley

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  16 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
  • Medical Procedures
  • Medical Inaccuracies
  • Donations of Biological Matter
  • Non-explicit Masturbation via Medical Equipment
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)

  Summary

  Crowley stumbles onto a facility that accepts sperm donations for money ... with unconventional collection practices.

  Series

  • Part 8 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,726

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  56

  Kudos:

  170

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,436

• Knot For Beginners by Quefish

  Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 May 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
  • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Alpha Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Omega Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Sub Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Medical Inaccuracies
  • Unconventional Sex Toys
  • Uneducated Use of Sex Toys
  • Sex Toys
  • Masturbation
  • Stuck Sex Toys
  • Unfortunate Sex Toy Accidents
  • meet cute or meet ugly
  • you be the judge - Freeform

  Summary

  Omega Nurse Aziraphale receives a distress call from a gent called Crowley who has a rather interesting problem.

  Series

  • Part 9 of The Doctor Will See You Now

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,128

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  73

  Kudos:

  615

  Bookmarks:

  58

  Hits:

  5,897