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Tommy is alright, he thinks to himself, trying to calm his distantly racing heart. Tommy is alive and well. Tommy is Spiderman. Techno is not freaking out. All of these can be factually true statements.
or, a step by step guide on what to do when you find out your little brother is Spiderman: by Technoblade
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- Part 13 of Anything and Everything
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08 Apr 2026
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Oh fuck. He’s coming back. Tommy curls up so none of his important organs are accessible, the guy has only strangled him up till now, but there was blood on the tarp, so maybe he likes to stab too. Tommy doesn’t want to be stabbed anywhere important.
Techno just sits on the other end of the couch and bounces his leg, mostly just looking at the fire, but occasionally glancing at Tommy.
“So, uh, you do anything interesting in school today?” he asks, Tommy would laugh at his awkwardness if he wasn’t so confused.
“I failed a math test,” he says. God he wishes he could go back to that being his biggest problem.
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Tommy walks in on a murder and gets kidnapped by the worlds most awkward serial killer.
Title from Sodikken's Misery Meat
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- Part 1 of Misery Meat
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06 Apr 2026
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“ When Dream sees Tommy for the first time, there is no dramatic shift, no acknowledgement that his life had changed forever. No knowledge of the fact. All he sees is a skinny little kid who’s obnoxious and loud, and he catalogues him just as one of Philza’s strays and leaves it at that.
No, it’s when Tommy drives the sword into his chest for the first time, and Dream wakes up from his non-canon death smiling despite itself when it clicks. He’s not sure what “it” is, exactly, but it’s just something about him Dream hadn’t seen in anyone before that has him hooked, captivated from the beginning.”
Dream's thoughts on Tommy, throughout the years.
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02 Apr 2026
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"Stop stealing the blanket." Tommy hisses, not quite low enough for this late at night. Wilbur shushes him before he's even done speaking.
"Stop kicking me." Wilbur responds, Tommy swinging his feet the moment Wilbur says that. Wil scoots back in an attempt to save his ankles from attack, and as a result, he practically elbows Techno. "Oh, shit- sorry-"
Technoblade doesn't even say a word in response, in fact, he hardly even opens his eyes. He just yanks out the pillow from underneath Wilbur's head, and raises it up into the air, and then swings it down. He ignores the muffled scream that comes with it.
(Just a sleepybros one-shot)
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31 Mar 2026
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“My gold.” Techno spoke, thousands of voices echoing in his words. Whispering and chattering. His calloused hand reaching up, dragging along the blood that was dripping from Tommy’s neck. Dripping down and burning away in the flames consuming the roots that held him.
The same hand that had fed him and given him shelter, as involuntary as it had been, was gently placed at the back of his skull. Techno’s thumb pulling across the golden earring that now felt like an anchor dragging him below the surface of a pool of magma.
Wearing Techno’s face, the Blood God grinned at him.
Tommy did not regret punching him.
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Td;lr: Tommy unwillingly takes refuge into the hold of a banished god.
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- Part 1 of God's acre
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25 Mar 2026