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Carrots & Potatoes by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
- Explicit, Mature
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
- Series in Progress
23 Mar 2026
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox/Vox's Assistant (Hazbin Hotel)
- Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
- Mention of Vox/Val/others
- Vox & Vox's Assistant (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor & Charlie Magne | Morningstar
- Angel Dust & Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
- NOT Charlestor
- Velvette/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor & Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
- Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
- Alastor & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
- Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Niffty
- Alastor's Shadow/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Minor or Background Relationship(s)
- Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
- Charlie Magne | Morningstar
- Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox's Assistant (Hazbin Hotel)
- Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
- Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
- Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
- Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
- Clara (Hazbin Hotel)
- Odette (Hazbin Hotel)
- Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
- Original Hazbin Hotel Character(s)
- Travis (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox
- Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
- Imp Minion #2
- Exorcist Angels (Hazbin Hotel)
- Coral
- Ethan | Vox's Assistant (Hazbin Hotel)
- Past Child Abuse
- Past Rape/Non-con
- Attempted Rape/Non-Con
- Violence
- Blood and Gore
- Sex
- Anal Sex
- Oral Sex
- Rough Sex
- Gay Sex
- Shower Sex
- Drunk Sex
- Tentacles
- Sadism
- Masochism
- BDSM
- Minor Character Death
- Abuse
- Assault
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Recreational Drug Use
- Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction
- Alcohol
- Vox is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
- Depression
- Heartbreak
- Top Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
- Kidnapping
- Slow Burn
- Hypnotism
- Needles
- Alastor Is Not Okay (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox Not Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
- Threats of Violence
- Threats of Rape/Non-Con
- Vox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor Not Being A Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Period Typical Bigotry
- Past Violence
- Suicide Attempt
- Medication
- Smoking
- Period-Typical Racism
- Romantic Fluff
- Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Soft Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Blood and Injury
- Self-Indulgent
- Voyeurism
- Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
- Flirting
- Romance
- Masturbation
- radiostatic
- Nudity
- Romantic Comedy
- Awkward Romance
- Alastor is a Tease (Hazbin Hotel)
- Morning Cuddles
- Backstory
- Vox is a Mess (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor Loves Alastor's Mother (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox Is Not Okay (Hazbin Hotel)
- Past Abuse
- Past Domestic Violence
- Drinking
- Patricide
- Drunken Flirting
- Drunk Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Drunk Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Panic Attacks
- Teasing
- Implied/Referenced Abuse
- Non Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Explicit Sexual Content
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Injury Recovery
- radioSILENCE
- RIP Moonshine
- Vox is a Little Shit (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor is a Little Shit (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor is Bad at Flirting (Hazbin Hotel)
- Cooking
- Domestic Fluff
- Banter
- Mentions of Mothman
- Implied Relationships
- Violent Thoughts
- Sexual Tension
- Alastor is a Brat (Hazbin Hotel)
- Truth or Dare
- Be Careful What You Wish For
- Possessive Behavior
- Biting
- Blood Kink
- NOT Vox WITH Assistant...exactly
- Vox's Assistant Has a Name (Hazbin Hotel)
- One-Sided Relationship
- Past Lives
- Awkward Flirting
- Demon Deals
- Disney References
- Protective Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
- Major Character Injury
- Torture
- Imprisonment
- Jealousy
- Cheese
- Valentino Bashing (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor is Bad with Technology (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox is So Done (Hazbin Hotel)
- Fluff
- Unresolved Emotional Tension
- Alastor and Vox AREN'T bad at feelings... FINALLY
- Vox is Insatiable
- Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Cock Tease
- Shirtless
- Sexual Fantasy
- Scars
- Body Worship
- Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
- Marijuana
- Hand Jobs
- Forehead Kisses
- Body Modification
- Biting Kink
- Bottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- First Time
- Blood
- Coming In Pants
- Cannibalistic Thoughts
- Human/Monster Romance
- Slow Dancing
- Vox is a Brat (Hazbin Hotel)
- Light Sadism
- Light Masochism
- Naked Cuddling
- Showers
- Bathing/Washing
- Alastor Has a Tail (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
- Past Torture
- Fluff and Angst
- Frottage
- Come Eating
- Scratching
- Possessive Sex
- Demisexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Enthusiastic Consent
- Implied Sexual Content
- Alastor Can't Control Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
- Implied/Referenced Drug Use
- Alastor Hates Dogs (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox Loves Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Possessive Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Good Cook Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Serious
- Not Serious
- Angst and Feels
- Past Sexual Abuse
- Just referenced past!
- Romantic Friendship
- Carrots
- Potatoes
- Well aspargus and potatoes actually
- Truth
- Lies
- trust us
- Angst and Romance
- Drama & Romance
- Attempted Sexual Assault
- Not Actually Unrequited Love
- Blood and Violence
- Sexual Humor
- Mildly Dubious Consent
- Touching
- Light Petting
- Heavy Petting
- Consensual Somnophilia
- Self-Acceptance
- Period-Typical Homophobia
- Relationship Discussions
- LGBTQ Themes
- Acceptance
- Pillow Talk
- Kissing
- Affection
- Affectionate Insults
- Pajamas & Sleepwear
- Lazy Mornings
- Vox can cook
- Alastor is hungry ;)
- Quote: Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls (Titanic 1997)
- Anal Play
- Nipple Play
- Hurt/Comfort
- Angst and Fluff and Smut
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Some Plot
- Shut Up Kiss
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Flavored Lube
- Resolved Sexual Tension
- Idiots in Love
- Top Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Bottom Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Shhhh... don't tell Vox
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Multiplicity/Plurality
- Vox Loves Sharks (Hazbin Hotel)
- Domestic Boyfriends
- Coffee
- Mind Control
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Loss of Control
- Loss of Identity
- Angst and Drama
- Weird Plot Shit
- Self-Worth Issues
- throwback thursday
- Gentle Kissing
- Possessive Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Healthy Relationships
- Non Sex-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Pet Names
- Alastor's Love Language is Acts of Service (Hazbin Hotel)
- And Vox knows it
- Background Relationships
- Charlie Magne | Morningstar Wants Alastor and Lucifer Magne | Morningstar to Get Along
- Alastor is So Done (Hazbin Hotel)
- Minor Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
- Cinnamon Roll Charlie Magne | Morningstar
- Charlie Magne | Morningstar Has Daddy Issues
- Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Lives at the The Happy Hotel | The Hazbin Hotel
- No Alastor/Charlie Magne | Morningstar
- Everyone Needs A Hug
- Lucifer Magne | Morningstar is a Little Shit
- Wound Care
- Situational Humiliation
- Pain
- Alastor & Charlie Magne | Morningstar Friendship
- Parent-Child Relationship
- Mentor Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Domestic
- 'That weird tentacle thing'
- Sailor Moon Sailor Stars
- Alastor is Charlie Magne | Morningstar's Parent
- Shopping
- Family Bonding
- Dungeons & Dragons References
- Secret Messages
- Niffty Being Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
- Protective Lucifer
- Awkward Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
- Alastor and Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Bickering
- Good Parent Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
- Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Needs A Hug
- Chains
- Nichtophobia
- Contracts
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- Quote: Ruthlessness Is Mercy Upon Ourselves (EPIC: The Musical)
- Velvette is So Done (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox Has a Crush on Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Good Friend Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
- Velvette Being Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
- Snacks & Snack Food
- Velvette & Vox Friendship (Hazbin Hotel)
- Fashion & Couture
- Fluff and Humor
- Found Family
- Song: Baby Shark (Pingfong)
- welcome to the show
- Show Business
- Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
- Bad Jokes
- Comedy
- Hand Feeding
- Kink Shaming
- Mating Cycles/In Rut
- Deer Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Obsessive Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Jealous Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Unresolved Sexual Tension
- Sea
- Bugs & Insects
- Stabbing
- Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Loves Charlie Magne | Morningstar
- Enemies to Friends
- Frenemies
- Candles
- Bubble Bath
- Romantic Gestures
- Song: Fly Me to the Moon (Frank Sinatra)
- Vox is Soft for Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor is Soft for Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Service Top
- Body Paint
- Human Alastor/Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Healing
- Understanding
- Safewords
- Supportive Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Comfort
- Top Vox/Bottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Emotional Sex
- Passion
- Neck Kissing
- Sensual Play
- Safe Sane and Consensual
- Alastor Loves Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Happy V-Day!!!
- Vox is Down Bad (Hazbin Hotel)
- Loss of Virginity
- Sensuality
- Tenderness
- Hot Sex
- About Damn Time!
- Sleepy Cuddles
- Wake-Up Sex
- Rutting
- Breakfast in Bed
- Blow Jobs
- Vox is Whipped (Hazbin Hotel)
- Sentient Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor Has a Deer Penis (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox's Anatomy (Hazbin Hotel)
- Horny Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Horny Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Porn with Feelings
- Kink Negotiation
- Dom/sub Play
- Curious Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox Has an Alastor Kink (Hazbin Hotel)
- Kink-Favorable Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Electricity
- Impact Play
- Vox Has Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
- Multiple Orgasms
- Requited Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Post-Coital Cuddling
- Aftercare
- Cheek Kisses
- Scheming
- Evil Plans
- Plot
- Plans For The Future
- Near Future
- Far Future
- Vox Has a Praise Kink (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor Has a Pain Kink (Hazbin Hotel)
- Wire Play
- Licking
- Alastor Has Deer Traits (Hazbin Hotel)
- Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Shhh... don't tell Vox
- Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Inappropriate Use of Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
- Foreshadowing
- Alastor and Vox Have a History (Hazbin Hotel)
- Abandonment Issues
- Past Trauma
- Marking
- Communication
- Stubborn Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Breakfast
- Humor
- Hand Kisses
- Gossip
- Minor Carmilla Carmine/Zestial (Hazbin Hotel)
- Submissive Top Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- I Will Go Down With This Ship
- NOX.
- Words:
- 308,538
- Works:
- 67
- Bookmarks:
- 68
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a crooked touch (Astarion x m!Tav) by eyes_of_the_lamb
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
- Mature, Explicit
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
- M/M
- Complete Series
16 Nov 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Rape/Non-Con
- Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Male Character(s)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Original Male Character(s)
- Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
- Gale (Baldur's Gate)
- Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate)
- Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate)
- Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
- Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
- Abdirak (Baldur's Gate)
- True Soul Nere (Baldur's Gate)
- Withers and companions appear briefly
- the whole gang's here
- yes even Scratch and Volo
- Others are mentioned
- Jaheira (Baldur's Gate)
- Rolan (Baldur's Gate)
- Cal (Baldur's Gate)
- Lia (Baldur's Gate)
- Z'rell (Baldur's Gate)
- Araj Oblodra
- Others Appear - Character
- others appear briefly
- Arabella (Baldur's Gate)
- Raphael (Baldur's Gate)
- Balthazar (Baldur's Gate)
- Yurgir (Baldur's Gate)
- Dame Aylin | Nightsong
- Thaniel (Baldur's Gate)
- Ketheric Thorm
- the whole gang
- Withers mentioned
- Isobel Thorm
- Withers (Baldur's Gate)
- The Emperor (Baldur's Gate)
- Orin the Red (Baldur's Gate)
- Gandrel (Baldur's Gate)
- Ulma (Baldur's Gate)
- Danis (Baldur's Gate)
- Bex (Baldur's Gate)
- Enver Gortash
- All the Companions
- Nym (Baldur's Gate)
- Sorn (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion's Siblings (Baldur's Gate)
- Lathander
- Dolor - Character
- the gang's all here - Character
- Romance
- Pining
- Vampire Bites
- Blood Drinking
- Blood and Gore
- Obsession
- Masturbation
- Painplay
- Sexual Frustration
- Voyeurism
- Wet Dream
- Explicit Sexual Content
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Hand Jobs
- Desperate!Tav
- Dominant!Astarion
- Porn with Feelings
- Frottage
- Grinding
- Tav has a death wish
- Astarion is just dead
- Protective!Tav
- Guarded!Astarion
- Mildly Dubious Consent
- Blood
- Knifeplay
- Coming Untouched
- Tav has a history
- and Astarion wants to know everything
- Abdirak does not get any
- a lot of fucking banter
- Tav understands consent
- Astarion really doesn't
- Blood is a turnon
- Physically no one is a virgin but emotionally? yes.
- Sadomasochism
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Blow Jobs
- Oral Sex
- Face-Fucking
- Blood Kink
- now it's time for the fun tags
- Tav falls first
- Astarion doesn't catch him
- Tav is a masochist
- Shadowheart would like to remind you that cleric healing is not intended for sexual purposes
- what if asking for a kiss was the kinkiest thing you could do
- egregious use of sex as a metaphor for death
- counting the times Astarion says darling: the deadliest drinking game
- are you in pain like I am?
- Exhibitionism
- Dubious Consent
- Tav has intrusive thoughts
- Astarion doesn't understand consent
- banter as always
- will they or won't they
- Possessive Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Masochistic Tav
- they're constantly lying to each other
- and i mean constantly
- Astarion has 8 strength but he thinks he has 20
- these two desperately need a safeword
- Mind Control
- Sexual Coercion
- Trauma
- Tav and Astarion are hooking up
- and it's not going well
- death and sex are the same thing right
- Tav's in love
- Astarion is puzzled and concerned
- Combat is Foreplay and Sex is Aftercare
- they're making each other worse
- Tear Drinking?
- Crying Kink?
- I Don't Even Know
- Temporary Character Death
- S&M
- doing the githyanki creche wrong
- Withers isn't infallible
- Astarion reaping the consequences of his actions: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
- there's love in the air
- or maybe just a lot of blood
- Under-negotiated Kink
- Don't Try This At Home
- Astarion has sexual trauma
- and every other kind of trauma tbh
- blink and you'll miss it Scratch content
- it starts cute and then it gets so heavy you're welcome
- Tav's bedroom knife is back
- Orgasm Delay/Denial
- Light Dom/sub
- Fluff and Angst
- Established Sexual Relationship
- Suicidal!Tav
- improper wound care
- Crimes against fashion
- the gang has breakfast but Astarion's already had his
- the sex is on and off but the banter is constant
- Tav is a himbo and everyone looks out for him
- tfw you've been banging a man for weeks and you have no idea if he likes you
- elves can sleep if they want it's in the rules
- Suicide Attempt
- Anal Sex
- Sadism
- Masochism
- dear gods these men are not thriving
- this is the peak of the "make each other worse" era
- the peak so far
- Tav needs the sun and the shadow-cursed lands are not kind
- Astarion is helping the only way he knows how
- and it's not pretty or good
- but if it works it works
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- Drug Use
- Aftercare
- Psychological Trauma
- No Sex
- just feels
- no sex but it's sexually charged
- nonsexual dubiously consensual cuckolding
- don't worry just go with it
- why should the dom always have to handle aftercare
- Role Reversal
- so many bodily fluids from so many different people dear lord
- Self-Harm
- Self-Hatred
- Panic Attacks
- Power Dynamics
- Bathtub Sex
- The boys are filthy and Jaheira's sick of it
- Tav is a sub to his core
- it's getting harder to lie to each other
- and themselves
- that awkward moment when your friends demand to know if your dom is abusing you
- Tav's friends love him
- someone else might too
- Blood and Injury
- Groping
- submissive tav
- Dominant Astarion
- OR IS HE
- masquerades within masquerades
- who's manipulating who again?
- Tav wants to protect Astarion
- Even from himself
- doing Moonrise Towers sort of wrong
- the ol' "distract the guards by making out" trick but whoops Astarion made it super kinky
- these idiots still don't have a safe word
- Torture
- Body Horror
- Assisted Suicide
- Whump
- Hurt/Comfort
- Established Relationship
- Tav and Astarion are having another spat
- heroism is its own punishment
- Tav accumulates trauma
- he's going to feel this one for a while
- there's a big damn rescue
- level up screen noise
- Tav's friends are this close to an intervention
- tfw you don't mind being tortured you just don't like your torturer
- Psychosis
- Angst
- 7k words of lying in bed and talking
- it all takes place in one room
- the gang finally has that intervention but it might be too late
- the anti-Durge version of "that Act 2 camp event"
- Tav finally understands that everyone loves him
- the boys kiss three entire times
- I'm Sorry
- Choking
- Flashbacks
- I'm not saying the narrator is unreliable
- but if he tells you there's a bridge over there
- it probably doesn't exist
- riding those good intentions all the way to hell
- Tav's at the PTO cap
- the party leaves Astarion to babysit
- things are better but also worse
- the inherent homoeroticism of letting a man bite your neck
- Tav is irrepressible thoughts of death Barbie
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Canonical Character Death
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Grief/Mourning
- and the hits just keep on comin'
- the house of healing? sounds like a nice place to oh shit fuck this is terrible actually
- Tav wants to keep his boyfriend happy
- but happy is more than a buff on Astarion's character sheet
- these boys need to DTR stat
- Substance Abuse
- Tav doing Tav things
- Tav makes an indecent proposal
- two of them actually
- Astarion accepts despite obvious confusion
- Raphael rubs his hands together in the background
- some things just won't stay buried
- you can keep shoveling dirt but your arms are gonna give out eventually
- Past Sexual Abuse
- Dissociation
- the boys are not okay
- no one is dealing with their trauma appropriately (or at all)
- the tables have turned but not in a fun way
- spellcasters are Tav's second worst enemy
- no prizes for guessing the first
- that awkward moment when worshiping your lover starts to get a little out of hand
- Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
- everyone wants a piece of Tav
- Lathander wants a do-over
- fellas is it gay to defy your god for your ex-fwb
- Astarion is struggling big time
- but they do three whole conversations in this one
- they're getting better i swear
- they both deserve a turn on the pining carousel
- It's only fair
- Sex Toys (kind of)
- Nipple Torture
- Light Sadism
- Light Masochism
- Teasing
- Sexual Tension
- god's favorite princess is so sick of the boys and their issues
- Astarion's all "look Tav no hands"
- misuse of magical artifacts
- poor Wyll
- Tav handles the self-same trial about as well as anyone could expect
- but somehow Astarion struggles more
- what if the Shadowfell was worse than it was in the game
- so many callbacks count em all
- Self-cest
- Hate Sex
- Rape/Non-con Elements
- Mind Rape
- Biting
- elf ear kink for real this time
- Character Death
- this one has its own playlist
- we took our time getting here but today's the day
- nobody can fix Tav
- (except the one person who hasn't tried)
- unless he kills himself first
- spiderman pointing meme
- if it works it works
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
- we finally got here lads
- it's my version of the confession scene
- it's been a long night
- are you ready for the dawn?
- Tav leveled up again
- and gained the power of friendship
- Astarion goes through all the stages of grief
- nobody's fixed but goddamn are they ready to start healing
- Tav also learned "snark" and "righteous anger"
- the paladin oath fuckery continues
- tfw you come back from horny jail all self-actualized and your friends are like "hello who's this"
- "no wait really who are you and what have you done with Tav"
- 10k words of talking
- 4k of it in bed even!
- it all takes place in Last Light
- Tav has The Talk with the gang
- twelve almost-uninterrupted hours of sleep
- wait you can clear the bloodless debuff?
- the boys have no idea how to just... date
- tav: wtf am i supposed to do with all this blood in my body if you aren't using it
- new day new tav new kink discovered: platonic kissing
- Fluff
- Forehead Kisses
- Morning Kisses
- so much kissing dear gods
- like someone stop these boys please
- Astarion can make a fun sexy game out of anything including his trauma
- not therapist approved
- is that a little bit of role switching I spy?
- a little bit of domesticity
- as a treat
- fellas is it gay to date a vampire and be fwbs with a god
- tfw you booty call god and he leaves you on read
- Orgasm Denial
- Chronic Pain
- Cuddling
- first date with tav: ptsd in a graveyard
- second date with tav: traumadump behind a waterfall
- tav is the heavyweight champ of sad/wet/horny
- they both have hardcore abandonment trauma
- "you're gonna leave me aren't you"
- "not if you leave me first"
- aggressive making out ensues
- Seizures
- Tav is doing his best
- he's trying really hard guys
- Astarion gets possessive and a little bit feral
- maximum paladin oath fuckery
- homoerotic sparring practice by the campfire
- Astarion is still a manipulative bastard he's just doing it for love now
- tfw the love of your eternal life is basically a malfunctioning tamagotchi
- Clothed Sex
- Dry Humping
- Coming In Pants
- Making Out
- the boys are sleep-deprived and scared and horny
- the emperor doesn't ship it
- oops they have incompatible trauma oh no
- meanwhile shadowheart is having a moment
- isobel and aylin are basically on their honeymoon
- and astarion is jealous
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- when tav was a young boy
- his father took him into the city
- to see an interplanar circus
- rip tav and his coulrophobia
- hey it's that guy we haven't seen for 200k words
- let's kill him
- ship of theseus but it's leaky and named tav
- tav's got that exhibitionist streak but Public Displays of Emotion? no thank you
- Crying Kink
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- tav goes home
- astarion's like "damn bitch you live like this"
- "your reflection / your bitter deception"
- is that a glimpse of long-awaited astarion pov i see
- remember kids this is the anti-durge storyline
- they're doing trauma healing in their own roundabout way
- Be patient with them
- unconventional talk therapy
- tav is barbie again but it's different this time
- playing mind games with tav is everyone's favorite pastime
- no solving problem only horny
- sleepover at the brothel! what could go wrong?
- tav's sick of all these menacing vaguely flirty villains jesus fucking christ
- Action/Adventure
- Suspense
- get in losers we're rewriting act 3
- it sure does suck to be the main character
- the gang infiltrates a wedding animorphs-style
- sudden jarring genre shift warning
- tav doesn't cry in this one but he probably should
- does it count as a date if you're on a stakeout
- tfw a god gets tired of being your side piece
- The pain train is leaving the station
- Horror
- Canon Rewrite
- Spoilers for Act 3 (Baldur's Gate 3)
- BDSM
- Depression
- Suicide
- Oops! All Hurt
- Tavstarion is endgame but we're taking some detours
- do you trust me?
- for when you want that "doomed by the narrative" flavor without actually... well anyway
- Not A Fix-It
- It's Actually More of a Make-It-Worse
- the ship might be sinking but they're playing our song
- Eventual Comfort
Summary
“Make it hurt, then. Kiss me like you want to kill me.”
“I can do that.”
Two broken stars in a decaying orbit, passing closer and closer together until the inevitable, devastating collision.
Or, Tav is fucked up and down bad for Astarion, who doesn't quite see the appeal (but he's getting there). Sexual frustration, sloppy handjobs, a heavy dose of masochism, and way too many failed Insight checks ahead. Tav falls first, Astarion falls harder (eventually).
Or, a tragic-but-hopeful romance told through a series of incredibly ill-advised sexual encounters.
If you want to read a story where Astarion is sweet from the start and Tav is here to fix him, this isn't the one. If you want to read about two terribly broken men spending a good long while making each other worse before they make each other better, this might be for you. If you thought the in-game romance was a little too easy and it should have been ten times more painful and difficult to convince Astarion he's worthy of love, this is definitely for you.
Set during the canonical events of Baldur's Gate 3.
- Words:
- 438,225
- Works:
- 33
- Bookmarks:
- 660
Bookmarked by Esnoufleik
08 Jan 2024
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fell for your prey, didn't you? by DedeDrabbles
Fandom Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
- Explicit, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- F/M, F/F, Gen
- Series in Progress
15 Jan 2024
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s)
- Astarion/Female Charname (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Tiefling Character(s)
- Shadowheart/Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate)
- Karlach/Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate)
- Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
- Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate)
- Original Tiefling Character(s)
- Gale (Baldur's Gate)
- Volothamp Geddarm
- Withers (Baldur's Gate)
- Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Auntie Ethel (Baldur's Gate)
- Mayrina (Baldur's Gate)
- Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
- Trauma
- Chaotic Neutral meet Chaotic Good
- Strangers to Lovers
- POV Alternating
- Love As A Weakness
- I Can Fix Him/I Can Make Her Worse
- Fluff and Angst
- [Farquaad Meme] The Vampire Has Fallen In Love With The Nun Princess!
- Fluff and Smut
- Not Porn with Plot per say. Plot with Porn?
- Anyway it's in Ch 12
- Comedy
- Gossip
- Friends Catching Friends Catching Feelings
- And Making Fun of Them For It
- Wyll POV
- Shadowheart/Lae'zel & Mizora/Wyll is VERY VERY Background so don't get too excited
- Non-Explicit Sex
- Humor
- Sexual Humor
- Sexual Tension
- Drunken Confessions
- Jealousy
- Failed Attempts At Making Partner Jealous
- Obsessed with the way Astarion says "you were my first" like you stole his virginity
- I had to change the rating because I talked about boners. I'm sorry.
- Flirting
- Awkward Flirting
- Virgin Character Learning to be Sexual: The Fic
- Unresolved Sexual Tension
- Unresolved Sexual Tension that turns into Resolved Sexual Tension
- Arguing
- Hurt/Comfort
- Angst
- It's The Hag Sidequest Ya'll
- The Clashing of Moral Codes
- [Farquaad Meme] The Vampire has fallen in love with the chaotic good Nun!!
- Sharing a Bath
- Comfortable Nudity
- Teetering On The Edge of Confession but Not Quite
- Ear Piercings
- Unsafe Piercing Practices
- Do Not Follow The Parent Trap Ear Piercing Protocol
- implied Karlach/Wyll at the very very end
- Cheesy descriptions of Vampiric Romance
- Fluff and Humor
- rated t for sexual references
- Friends to Lovers
Summary
Following the story of Mimin and Astarion. Chaotic Naughty, meet Chaotic Good.
- Words:
- 117,647
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 87
Bookmarked by Esnoufleik
13 Dec 2023
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The Thirsty Bard by BL_brainrot
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
- Explicit
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M
- Series in Progress
09 Nov 2023
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Halsin/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion/Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion/Halsin/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Minsc/Tav
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
- Minsc (Dungeons & Dragons)
- Anal Sex
- Rope Bondage
- Enthusiastic Consent
- Porn with Feelings
- Tav is Horny
- Sweet/Hot
- Light Dom/sub
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- No Spoilers
- (No Major ones at least)
- I might write a sequel
- Top Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Bottom Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Threesome - M/M/M
- Blow Jobs
- Top Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion Mostly Watches
- Smut
- Shameless Smut
- Tiefling Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Halsin Has a Big Dick
- I should probably go to horny jail
- Halsin is Thirsty
- Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
- Rimming
- Hand Jobs
- Short & Sweet
- Astarion deserves love
- Mild Praise Kink
- Tav hates being quiet
- Inappropriate Use of The Weave
- Magical Vibrators
- Gale disapproves
- Double Penetration
- Rough Sex
- PWP
- Possessive Astarion
- Possessive Sex
- Spanking
- Blood Drinking
- Dirty Talk
- Praise Kink
- Tav's ass needs a healer
- Words:
- 21,408
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 42
Bookmarked by Esnoufleik
17 Oct 2023
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Hungry Gods by DeadPoet
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
- Explicit
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- M/M
- Series in Progress
20 Oct 2023
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Gale (Baldur's Gate)
- Us (Baldur's Gate)
- Tara (Baldur's Gate)
- Elminster Aumar
- Gale's Mother (Baldur's Gate)
- Dom/sub
- Vampire Ascendant Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Wet & Messy
- Blood Drinking
- Blow Jobs
- Public Sex
- Dominant Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Submissive Gale (Baldur's Gate)
- Gale is somewhat a God
- Dominant Astarion
- Submissive Gale
- Us is the best kitty
- Gale is a good boy
- Top Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Bottom Gale (Baldur's Gate)
- Gale is Asterion's spawn
- Minor Character Death
- Ascended Astarion
- Dark Consort Gale
- Rimming
- Consensual
- Safe and sane left the building crying
- Evil Astarion should be his own warning
- Dom Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Sub Gale (Baldur's Gate)
- Gale: God of Ambition and bad descisions
- Dark Consort! Gale
- Gale wants to be good
- Asterion is quite happy being an evil bastard
- They Make Each Other Worse
- Gale thinks he has a choice
- Torture
- Romantic Gore
- Look. Gale's descent into madness? This is it. It's done. We're all mad here.
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
Summary
“He was so eager to do anything to gain forgiveness. So desperate. And at the same time so dispendable. I knew the feeling well. He was enslaved. Groomed. Used. My master at least gave me the dignity to not pretend to love me. To not make me believe that this was normal. I loved him then. Gale. And I knew that there wasn’t space for anyone but Mystra. Anything but that strive for power for something to set him free and give him dignity.”
Nothing survived ascencion. Not quite as it had been. No guilt, certainly. No shame. Not the pain and scars and fears, Cazador had instilled in him for two centuries.
But something was there and it did not feel like an echo or a warped memory. It felt evolved. It felt like something that had grown teeth.“I think” Astarion said and it was in a whisper, because all secrets should be whispered, “I love him still.”
- Words:
- 26,628
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 50
Bookmarked by Esnoufleik
04 Oct 2023
