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There’s a ghost haunting the 141 common room. At least, Soap is about 80% sure there is, which is, in fairness, realistically about as sure as anyone could reasonably be about spooks haunting their workplace. He’s not stupid, he knows no one else is going to believe him if he brings it up. The scorn if he suddenly starts harping on about ghosties and ghoulies.
None of that negates the fact that there definitely is one though. Probably.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
19 Jun 2025
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Perfect iconic 11/10 ghoap with bad jokes and affection PLUS a happy ending! (Spoiler: Ghost unbecomes a ghost lol)
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What the fuck.
Soap brings his hand closer to his face, squinting hard. Making his already pounding headache worse. This isn’t real. Has to be a prank. For some reason, Gaz must’ve sneaked in here. Funny guy.
He’s heard—even seen it, once—the stories. It’s rare, but real, or at least an elaborate hoax, spanning countries and hundreds of years.
People brought together, Fate intervening. Everyone is supposed to have one, a red thread leading and binding them to the person they’re supposed to spend their life with, though Soap isn’t sure how true that is. No one falls in love once. But it’s not just for love, as he heard it. Maybe this is that. He’s not in love with Ghost. Wants him, sure, crushing…not something he wants to admit to in the cold light of day, but okay.
It’s not love.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
18 Jun 2025
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380k words of angsty fundemental misunderstandings and poor communication skills, BUT they are also SO horny for each other. They are trying SO hard to be 'normal' around eachother that they accidentally miss 'homoerotic subtext' by landing feet first in the 'accidental blowjob meets extreme self loathing'. Literally just thinking with their dicks plus 'don't ruin the friendship' plus being literally feral for each other (see knife/blood kink etc). Real Freak4Freak behaviour tbh.. (soapgaz etc ships are fun and flirty but in the 'gotta kiss your homies goodnight' vibe. )
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How do you tell a dog from an SAS sergeant?
Soap's been trying to think of a punchline, but so far, all he's got is a dog’s gotta shit in the woods and bury it slightly more often than an SAS Sergeant.
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When Soap meets the man he’s set to wed, he’s surprised.
Which says a lot, frankly.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
02 Feb 2025
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He wades in it now, eyes still open, fixed on the speckled ceiling, begging himself not to crave bomb blasts and artillery fire in his childhood bedroom. Although…there might be something beautiful about it all, Johnny supposes, those noises in the thick. The gasps in between discharge that say: I’m here, I’m a part of this song too.
After a near-fatal injury, John MacTavish finds himself back in his hometown in Scotland. Fresh off an untimely discharge, he's forced to cope with disability, his dysfunctional family, and the lingering knowledge that there are some things he's just not ready to leave behind...
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- Part 1 of silver and gold
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
17 Dec 2024
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Very good! Very realistic in terms of 'all people have flaws' and 'family can be complicated' while also being fundimentally a story about healing and that healing is never a full return to before the hurt.
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There’s a teddy in Soap’s bed; a beaten-up, old brown bear. Well-loved, if the state of the fur is any indication. Ghost lets out a choked laugh, mostly at his own expense. He wishes he was there, suddenly, wishes he was by Johnny’s side as he walked through the doorway and realised that his childhood room was waiting for him like a time capsule. Wishes he got to see the embarrassed scrunch of his face, the way the tips of his ears would flush red.
Soap has a whole second life, outside of the SAS. He’s got a mother, and a poorly-decorated bedroom, and a bear. All Ghost has is a flat that will be the same it is today as it will be the day he dies, like he was never even here at all.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
22 Nov 2024
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Iconic powerful realistically happy ending for ghoap also you can feel how much love ghost has for johnny even before he realizes himself 11/10 good whump hurt /comfort
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An ongoing series where two touch-starved men figure out how to take care of each other in ways that no military field guide ever covered. Thankfully, when you already trust a person with your life, letting them see you at your most vulnerable isn't nearly as hard as it sounds.
Non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, a little angst, and a lot of comfort.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
06 Nov 2024
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Somehow infinitely more intimate and soulmate level relationship whump while platonic-passing than literally any other fic ive read. Jesus is this series GOOD eating
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I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long,) by llamallamaduck for Hallowtide
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2023
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The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.
Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.
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- Part 14 of Set in Batman-verse
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- English
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- 23,980
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 39
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- 1,063
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
19 Nov 2023
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Family You Made (Go Back, Do it Again) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 May 2022
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He’s nine again– nine and new and knows so many things now so rather than try to go back–
He thinks he has the chance to make things right.
The bright blue trainers he puts on are a pair he hasn’t worn in forever, something he never thought about after he grew out of them (will grow out of?) a year from now, and sets off into the night and into the rain.
The plan he has in his brain is not really a plan, moreso just a couple of half thrown ideas and maybe five steps into building back the life he had in the most painless way he could.
Maybe, he thinks, maybe this plan can start off with the family he misses– because he’s sixty and most of them too injured or too old or too dead–
Call him selfish but he misses them. He would rather find them than get himself back into that lonely existence he called a life before he woke up at nine.
Dick makes do because that’s all he can do really.
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Dick gets sent back in time, but don't worry, he's got this. (Probably)
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
22 Sep 2023
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Jason's angry that Robin manages to terrorize Gotham's underground so he goes to kill Robin. It doesn't work out for him. Because Robin's shift is not what anyone would expect.
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- Part 1 of Honey badger don’t care
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- English
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- 1,721
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 135
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15 Sep 2023
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Scientific Method by vogon_poet
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2021
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It’s not like he’s surprised a magic school exists— that’s probably only a seven on the scale of “crazy things Tim Drake has seen”. No, Tim’s just surprised he’s enrolled.
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- Part 1 of Scientific Method
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- Chapters:
- 46/46
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01 Sep 2023
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the way it goes by pennneminem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
22 May 2023
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It’s, surprisingly, Alfred that kickstarts one of the worst days of his life.
Or: Tim doesn't realize how not okay he is until he suddenly does. The fallout is bad.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
06 Aug 2023
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Cathartic, with semi-ambigous but hopeful/happy ending. Its about not feeling seen as a person, and how sometimes the people you love can't love you back in the way you need. Its about the world wearing you thin by its tragedy, eggshell weak, waiting for the thing that'll crush you. Its about how clumbsy hands break you apart but they never realize, leaving you in their wake. Its about how you can't predict who will stay to pick up the broken peices and who won't, can't, are choosing someone elses shards to hold.
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“Replacement.”
Tim freezes, gaze still locked on Jack’s prone, silent form sprawled out on the floor, and pulls the phone back to look at the number.
It’s kind of funny, he thinks hazily. Of course he would accidentally kill his dad and then mistakenly call Jason, of all people.
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
05 Aug 2023
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The one where Tim thinks he's killed his dad and dissociates. Great whump/hurt/comfort (jason and dick are 11/10 brothers)
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Tim Drake has been missing for five months.
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- Part 1 of Just Breathe
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- English
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- 50/50
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- 9
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
16 Jul 2023
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“I see you have a new addition to the family,” Bella says, smiling at the group pushing their father along toward the plaza stairs.
“Yeah, we stole him from his backyard,” Jason tells her brightly.
“average billionaire adopts 1000 children a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average billionaire adopts 0 children per year. Orphans Bruc, who lives in cave & adopts over 1 child each month, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
16 Jun 2023
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Tim is prepared to take the steps necessary to ensure that Bruce will not feel obligated to adopt Tim when a comatose Jack Drake inevitably dies. But what could be better than preventing Bruce from ending up with a son he doesn't want? Bringing back the one he does.
Jason agrees to the Replacement's stupid, stupid plan to invite some strange adult man he's never met to come live with him, if only to keep the idiot alive long enough for him to serve his purpose in the Great Red Hood Revenge Scheme.
Might this new roommate situation have an impact on either of their worldviews? Surely not...
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- Part 1 of Say The Word, We’ll Go Home
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- 46,480
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
27 May 2023
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a what if, where tim finds jason to be his fake uncle for the most unhinged 'invent a fake uncle so bruce doesnt feel guilted/obligated to adopt tim after jack dies' plan. Iconic. Tim is feral moronic genius, but no one realizes until its nearly too late
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Tim Drake stops stalking Gotham’s nocturnal wildlife when she goes to college. Unfortunately, they don’t return the favor.
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
25 Apr 2023
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I c o n i c fem!tim grows up as normal as she was never going to be. Accidentally gets not-adopted by waynes/ivy/harley/her thesis advisor, is overall trying her best, and is just a little hypercompetent gremlin. Also iconic Fem!never-a-bat!tim x fem!jason..
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buy back the secrets by sundiscus for cairosene, remux, regional_catastrophe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”
Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.
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- 6/6
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18 Apr 2023
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hit me like a shooting star (so i can make a wish) by Ms_Trickster for starsonthewalls
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Dec 2021
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“He broke my camera!” Tim wails, incensed. “Not a crack, not a dent; it’s nothing but a pile of glass because he broke it!”
“And his ankle,” Robin adds.
“And my ankle!”
“...I accidentally hit him with my car,” Batman reluctantly offers when Dr. Thompkins raises her eyebrow at him, causing her to choke on her next breath.
(Or: One evening while birdwatching, a ten year old Tim Drake gets run over by the Batmobile.)
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Bookmarked by Lilfunny
21 Mar 2023
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Batman accidently hits baby tim with the batmobile. Cue tim's concerns: broken camera > possible broken ankle. Ft Baby Jason as Robin
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Sing your notes, play your part by persephonesprince
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Apr 2021
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Jaskier has a little creature problem and a messy past that he is having issues keeping from Geralt.
Chapter and fic titles are lyrics from The Amazing Devil.
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