Sententiously_Sarcastic



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    I Come Not to Praise Caesar by ,

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    16 Oct 2022

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    Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.

    They become best friends.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Light in the Darkness by

    Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)  

    18 Feb 2026

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    Leo finds himself facing questions he had hoped never to face.

    Can one ninja while blind?

    Will he still be able to lead his brothers?

    Will they still want him to?

    And, most importantly, will he even ever find them again?

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Primes Are Not Born: They Are Made by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    18 Mar 2026

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    Jazz narrowed his eyes at the mech. Something about him was almost familiar. He stared hard at him, wracking his processor. His frame was way too fancy to be a common mech, maybe he was on Council? But he kept tabs on all the Councilors and didn’t recognize him. Maybe a Tower mech, or a- Wait. His optics widened with shock and he took a startled step back as realization hit him like blaster fire.

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    Based off of @falcofalcx 's post on tumblr

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    05 Mar 2026

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    I'm All Full Up on Yesterdays, Don't Sing Me No More Blues by

    Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

    02 Dec 2021

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    Jazz turned in his seat, cube at his lips, just in time to spot the white pursuit vehicle steaming and panting in the doorway. “Jazz of Staniz,” the enforcer shouted, “surrender the matrix and come quietly!”

    Jazz knocked back his drink. “Well!” he said to the open-mouthed bartender, “time to split!”

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Rest Easy by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

    08 Oct 2022

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    Ratchet spent his first week with the Decepticons putting hands back on empuratees.

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    28 Feb 2026