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I Come Not to Praise Caesar by DesdemonaKaylose, jabberish
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Oct 2022
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Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.
They become best friends.
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- English
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- 39,339
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 461
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22 Mar 2026
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Light in the Darkness by EchoKazul
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
18 Feb 2026
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Leo finds himself facing questions he had hoped never to face.
Can one ninja while blind?
Will he still be able to lead his brothers?
Will they still want him to?
And, most importantly, will he even ever find them again?
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- English
- Words:
- 116,677
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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- 2
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- 659
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07 Mar 2026
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Jazz narrowed his eyes at the mech. Something about him was almost familiar. He stared hard at him, wracking his processor. His frame was way too fancy to be a common mech, maybe he was on Council? But he kept tabs on all the Councilors and didn’t recognize him. Maybe a Tower mech, or a- Wait. His optics widened with shock and he took a startled step back as realization hit him like blaster fire.
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Based off of @falcofalcx 's post on tumblr
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- English
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- 102,830
- Chapters:
- 28/?
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05 Mar 2026
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I'm All Full Up on Yesterdays, Don't Sing Me No More Blues by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
02 Dec 2021
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Jazz turned in his seat, cube at his lips, just in time to spot the white pursuit vehicle steaming and panting in the doorway. “Jazz of Staniz,” the enforcer shouted, “surrender the matrix and come quietly!”
Jazz knocked back his drink. “Well!” he said to the open-mouthed bartender, “time to split!”
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- English
- Words:
- 42,479
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 443
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- 1,494
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- 502
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03 Mar 2026
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Rest Easy by Largishcat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
08 Oct 2022
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Ratchet spent his first week with the Decepticons putting hands back on empuratees.
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- Part 6 of Author’s Favorites
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- English
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- 40,895
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 169
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- 1,562
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28 Feb 2026
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A Secret Louder Than War by OtomeGirl4Ever
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
15 Feb 2026
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Thundercracker and Skywarp have always been inseparable—but some bonds are meant to remain unseen.
When the two Seekers volunteer for a mission no other Decepticon wants—over a year stationed at a distant, isolated base to intercept Autobot transmissions—they return changed. Quieter. Sharper. Heavier, as if something followed them home.
Skywarp is no longer the playful shadow haunting Thundercracker’s wings. Thundercracker watches everything, trusts no one. And neither of them will speak of what truly happened during that long absence.
Rumors begin to spread through the Decepticon base. Whispers of cries echoing through empty corridors in the middle of the night. Sounds that shouldn’t exist. Something small. Something alive.
Megatron must never know. No one can know.
Because some secrets are worth starting a war over—and some are worth destroying the world to protect.
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- Part 12 of Comments Requests
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18 Feb 2026
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From Within Freshwater Waves by EmpressGeek
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
28 Jan 2026
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Aliens have been invading the earth for nearly ten years. In order to combat the monsters erupting from the ground and falling from the heavens, humanity made their own monsters. However, despite best efforts humanity has been pushed into isolated strongholds across the planet, mecha teams set to protect them, the lives and the resources with in. Little did the people of Detroit Sanctuary that with in their precious lake rested a new hope that crashed landed decades ago.
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Or the Mecha Pilot Jazz au, but it's taking place in a strictly TFA-like universe.Bookmarked by Sententiously_Sarcastic
14 Feb 2026
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FirstAid has had the misfortune of being trapped inside the death box. The haunted Mecha where many a pilot came out either horribly disfigured or out of their minds.
VORTEX
FirstAid had to clean the cabin of the pilots unlucky enough to be assigned to the cursed machine. So many times he’s lost count by now. Enough, that he knew the stubborn creases and cracks that blood liked to stick to.
And the mecha wouldn’t… or hadn’t killed him off. Yet anyway.
(Based off @Keferon’s mecha au on Tumblr! I encourage you to read other people’s little snippets and short stories based on this au, they’re great! I had a lovely time reading them)
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- English
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- 8,290
- Chapters:
- 4/10
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08 Feb 2026
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08 Feb 2026
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Human and cybetronian lifespans are such wildly disparate things. Deadlock struggles with this newfound knowledge.
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06 Feb 2026
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Nothing like getting trapped underground with nothing but a concussion and your crush for company.
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05 Feb 2026
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There are a thousand things Jazz regrets.
Saving Prowl will never͙ be ọ̈nḙ of̽ thẻ̱mͅ, rē̲ga͇͛rdl̨̑ess̡̈ ő̱f ̡́ţ͞h̬̓e ̫̓c̜̉o̪̕n̩̄s̖̠͋̕è̹͓̃q̝̈́̋͟u͓̖̽͂e̛̞͔͒n̹̱̆̏ç̞̝̓͐͊e̳̻͓̔͑͝s̻̟̫̄̉̓.̢͇̿͝.͈̙̕͠
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05 Feb 2026
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A Faithless Man Believes by gardengalaxy
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, Pacific Rim (Movies)
15 Feb 2026
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Jazz does not expect his day to start with an invasion of the Titan colony, Saturn's largest moon.
He certainly does not expect to be dragged to the breach-portal itself and rigging it to blow.
And does he really have to say he's taken by surprise when that portal takes him across the galaxy, face to visor with the oddest Jaegers he's ever seen?
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- Part 1 of My Transformers Fics
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04 Feb 2026
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Would You Still Love Me if I Was a Worm? (But for Real Though) by GiveMeTheLore
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
31 Dec 2025
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Jazz had been prepared to die in a million gruesome ways and fight for his life in a million more when he agreed to do this. Jumping into the alien portal spitting out the giant death machines they'd been fighting for the last two decades wasn't really a great idea after all. But they were out of passive options, so he'd said all his goodbyes, made the government promise to put his death to good use if he didn't come back, and sent it.
Of all the things, ending up stranded in a desert and blindly following a group of sinfully rich alien pilots (because they definitely didn't speak any Earthen language) was not one he had planned for.
At least they also seemed to be dealing with the same giant evil alien problem as Earth.
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03 Feb 2026
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Jazz is one of the first mechs on the scene of the destruction of Praxus to perform search and rescue operations. He finds a survivor.
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01 Feb 2026
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The Kaiju that have been periodically invading Earth are showing up from somewhere within the Solar System; it's Jazz's job to investigate.
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Mecha Pilot Jazz AU where the MDPP decided that hooking Jazz up with a thousand sensors in the form of little wings on Bebop's back and launching him into space will be a good idea. It is not.
They forgot the translator.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 11/?
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30 Jan 2026
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Home at Spark by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
22 Jun 2025
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Jazz is a pilot of tons of metal in the vague shape of a man. He kills alien monsters. Then he meets
more aliens... Who are also tons of metal in the shape of men!a bunch of foreign mecha pilots. He works for a multi national force, okay? Running into a group of Mecha pilots who don't speak your language isn't entirely unexpected after accidentally falling through a breach or two! Where is he, anyway?- Language:
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- 21,236
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- 17/?
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- 503
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29 Jan 2026
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Ways in which Jazz from keferon's Mecha Pilot Jazz AU could figure out the Cybertronians are the mechs instead of pilots inside them. (and vice versa)
(The chapter subtitles list was getting too long. I'm moving the first 20 to the actual chapters.)
21: A derailed discussion
22: Before I figured out Megatron
23: Life of the party
24: Diplomatic immunity
25: Tactically
26: Being too cute (added a detail to notes Sept 12 2025)
27: Inconsiderate neighbors
28: Sole candidate
29: Getting proactive
30: Heat wave
31: First aid
32: Second aid (follows from first aid)- Language:
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- 32/?
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27 Jan 2026
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To Fight Aliens, We Domesticated Other Aliens by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
22 Mar 2026
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“Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.
The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?
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Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.
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- 14/15
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25 Jan 2026
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“Jazz?”
“Prowl.”
“What are you saying?” Prowl asked slowly.
A sigh left the human. “We don’t get much time.” Jazz claimed softly. “Being real honest? Humans are lucky to make it just one vorn.”
There was a heavy silence that followed that proclamation.
“What?” Prowl finally managed to say.
“Uh,” Jazz muttered, almost indecipherable.
Prowl stared a moment longer before rebooting his optics. They sharpen; wings flared. “Get out.”Series
- Part 1 of Ravage's Mecha AU
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25 Jan 2026