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Alastor hisses at the sharp pull of his hair, but sneers down at Vox and his still slightly messy shoulder, his tail wagging languidly side to side.
“I’m only cleaning you, Victor~”
Vox practically snorts as his laughter rings out, echoing in the bathroom. His grip on Alastor's hair loosens but doesn't release completely. "Yeah, sure ya are. Most people use a sponge, asshole," he says and flicks his tongue out to lick the deer's lips. "You're killing me, Bambi, but what a way to go..."
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- Part 65 of Carrots & Potatoes
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How to Mount your Television by Simon_Sayez for Wickedfool
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2026
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Vox is sentenced to Rehab Hotel after his not-so-little... incident.
His body is missing, and he's little better than a toy for others' amusement. Which might not be a bad thing afterall...
Charlie is a bit stressed and doesn't always pay attention to where she sits.
It's really all Vox's fault for not taking advantage of a golden opportunity, practically served up to him on a silver platter. So, why not make use of something so carelessly discarded?
After Vox screwed the pooch on his first plan, Alastor comes up with a new one to deal with his embarrassing annual problem.
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- Part 5 of Hazbin One-Shots
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~Carry More than Just my Secrets by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Mar 2026
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“Is there a reason you like to carry me this way, Victor?”
Vox studies their reflection in the mirror. With Alastor's thin frame and more delicate features, and Vox's own broad chest and toned but slightly bulky muscles, they looked a bit like the cover of one of those smutty romance novels. A hero and his damsel in distress.
Chuckling softly, Vox shakes his head at the thought. Alastor is most certainly not some defenseless maiden, and he is no hero. "Maybe because I'm an idiot? Cause I have this delusion that I could protect you and that you'd actually want me to? I know. It's stupid."
“And what do you think I would need protection from, Voxy? Are you offering some kind of bodyguard just in case SOMEone decides to try to get revenge for their fallen leader?”
Alastor was right, in more ways than one, about what Vox had seen looking at the two of them. Vox knew he would never be able to carry his lover like that, the one time it mattered most to him. Not a slutty version of a Renaissance princess and a dashing, half-exposed pirate, but flowing white satin and a crisp black tuxedo. Some dreams died hard and ripped fresh wounds on their way down.
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- Part 64 of Carrots & Potatoes
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"Be a good little doe for me, and I'll hurt you in all the right ways..."
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- Part 63 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Wet. I’m wet…need it off….
He’s so heavy and relaxed…does he really need to shake the water off of his fur? It’s a hard instinct to fight, but Alastor ends up forgetting about it in Vox’s arms, too tired to do so.
Vox carries Alastor to their bed and carefully lays him down, wrapping the towel around him tightly secure, before drying his own body off and crawling into bed as well. He sets an alarm for 6am on his internal system and begins powering down his screen as he wraps his arms and legs around his personal venison burrito. "Sweet dreams, Bambi," he mumbles against Alastor's hair, snuggling close as his screen goes completely dark.
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Eepy cuddles and a wonderful way to wake up ;)
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- Part 62 of Carrots & Potatoes
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Carrots & Potatoes by Lunangela, Simon_Sayez
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Mar 2026
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The ‘Radio Demon’ was never as frightened, as fragile as this; in his memories of the smiling, dead man from his past, his old friend was always so abrasive, so eager to laugh at him and put him down as if he was beneath him, somehow … maybe this was a moment where he should show some softness; if he taught Alastor he could bring both pain and comfort, then maybe, maybe he’d come closer to becoming the pliant pet he knew he could be.
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Everything he could've wanted, was his. He's come into his crown; the throne was his, Heaven and Hell were his, Alastor was his. So why does he find himself becoming lost in the mirrors from his past, and the memory of Alastor from before?
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19 Feb 2026
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“Double bass,” Vox murmured into Alastor's ear, static darting over his waist where blue claws gripped him tight. Vox's signal was warm, soothing – but filled with a certain restless energy, his good mood buzzing against Alastor's skin.
Alastor nodded, prepared for the strum of strings when they joined the melody of the band as his steps followed Vox's. He was content to let the other man take the lead – for now. Particularly given the fact that Vox was keeping an eye on things for them, smoothing out Alastor's nerves before they even properly managed to twist themselves into a panic.
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Months after the events that saw Alastor's deal broken, Lilith brought low and his freedom secured, Alastor still has some things to deal with. It was bad enough when he couldn't stand to walk into an elevator - but to be afraid of live music? Something must be done.
Luckily, his clever Picture Box has been thinking up a solution.
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- Part 17 of RadioStatic One Shots
Bookmarked by Simon_Sayez
23 Jan 2026
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Alastor and Vox walk out of Blanche with a lot of questions. As well as one singular quest: find supplies so they can go back to the very important business of...
How does Vox put it?
Oh, right. 'Fucking like Catholic rabbits'.
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Bookmarked by Simon_Sayez
22 Jan 2026
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It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;
FUCK
OR
DIE
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Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.
Right?
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- Part 12 of RadioStatic One Shots
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15 Jan 2026
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Every Tuesday they play, every Friday they date, every other Wednesday they have lunch, and occasionally on Saturday Alastor spends the night again. That’s the deal and Vox doesn’t mind a schedule as long as his sexual needs are met. Alastor thrives in a controlled environment and the freedom to do as he pleases. Two vastly different overlords have found that it’s nice to have a piece of cake on occasion. Especially when there is no pressure to take a bite. Either way strings are securely anchored in a structured relationship that suits them just fine.
Prologue for Every Given Tuesday and final installment of this series.
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- Part 6 of Tuesday
Bookmarked by Simon_Sayez
15 Jan 2026