ToastTheInkling



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  1. Summary

    Vox refuses to believe he's worth caring for as he tries to drag himself out of the slump he'd been in since the incident.
    Alastor doesn't know how to let people care about him in fear of being hurt, he's got a plan going on though... probably.
    Lucifer is clinging to any attention he can get and getting quickly attached to anyone who shows him even the slightest kindness because he's not used to it.
    They're all doing great. Obviously.

    //Post season two AppleMedia because they've taken over my brain.
    ///Vox POV unless otherwise specified.

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    Liz knew Loki had liked her in a way she couldn't reciprocate for years. They didn't hide it very well, if they were even trying to.
    Since she freed them from Thanos, they'd followed her anywhere she went. They were good friends, bloodshed and chaos were good things to share after all.
    But she didn't feel emotions the mortal way. Not quite. Everything was muted, distant.
    Until she got in over her head and tried to fight the watchers. And they restricted her powers as punishment. Made more human.
    Mortal emotions were... a lot for someone who had gone through life without them. Confusing and overwhelming.
    But- it opened doors she thought she would have to ignore. And the best way to learn was to do wasn't it? Face things head on?
    And they had lost time to make up for now.

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    When you have two up-and-coming vigilantes fighting crime in the same city, it's only a matter of time before they run into each other. The last thing Matt wants is an untrained teenager out in the streets doing what he does, so he's gotta train him up a bit, right? And Matt got to him just in time, too because some new mercenary happens to come to town...

    Matt, Wade, and Peter shenanigans. Matt is bullied into adopting a cat. Wade loses a hand. Peter gets a cool new job. And then things go downhill from there.

    Fic title is from The Crane Wives, check them out <3

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Paradox rubs his eyes. "My higher-ups giving you that TemPad was a mistake," he groans. "You were only supposed to use it for emergencies."

    "This is an emergency. I need your help."

    The man stares for a second then gives a bark of unhappy laughter. "My help?"

    "Yep. I need to find Logan. You can look him up and tell me where he is, and I'll be out of your perfect coif faster than you can say 'Waystar Royco.'"

    "Mr. Wilson." Paradox folds his hands and looks square in Wade's eyes. "Everything I have learned about your love life today has been strictly against my will. Even if I could help you locate your hapless paramour, I would rather have my balls ardently fondled by a lobster than be involved in this for one second longer than I have to be."

    (In which Logan tries to deal with a problem the way he's always dealt with it, Wade finds himself in a situation he doesn't understand, mutual misunderstandings fly wildly, and Mary Puppins saves the day.)

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    18 Jan 2025

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    Alastor is wondering what exactly sex is.
    Lucifer is delighted to provide answers.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Vox had had a simple plan: Take advantage of Alastor's absence to make a connection with the Hazbin Hotel. There was only one problem - apparently, Alastor wasn't actually gone. And he also hadn't expected Lucifer himself to get involved.

    But Vox was surprised to learn that he actually had a lot in common with the King of Hell. He found him charming, and they both seemed to enjoy each other's company. Alastor, for reasons he can't quite comprehend, is not pleased with this development. And now Vox has found himself caught between the Radio Demon and the King of Hell. But maybe he's right where he wants to be.

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    22 Feb 2026

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