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Death Becomes You by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Original Work
07 Feb 2026
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A failed egocide led to a disabled youth sharing their body with a god they hardly believe in. Now they must navigate university, child-raising, dying, and Death at the same time...
...wait, what do you mean they can't do homework anymore? What do you mean they can't talk anymore? What do you mean Thanatos has to?!
Oh, shit. They can't tell anyone about this, can they?
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This story was formerly known as "Thanatophobic Thanatophile". The title is subject to change again. As of 2025-11-26, content warnings are now formatted differently - you choose whether or not to see them.
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Afterwork Afterglow by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret) for tired_pigeon
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
25 Jan 2026
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Achilles, Megaera, and Zagreus take care of each other's hair after a day's work.
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A gift for tired_pigeon for The Lounge's 2025 Holiday Gift Exchange. Also posted on Tumblr!
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How does one defeat Death... by Thanathicca (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
15 Dec 2025
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...in a game that’s never been won before?
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Cover art for imperare sibi maximum imperium est, the 22nd century Thanatica AU.
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- Part 5 of ISMIE
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 98
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imperare sibi maximum imperium est by Thanathicca (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
02 Oct 2025
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1 September 2165 will be remembered as a momentous day that rattled the scientific world and upended what humanity thought was possible.
On this day, Thanatica Laboratories completed its greatest project yet: the AVA, a robot that carries within it the sum of a human being. It is a rebirth most marvelous. A breakthrough like never before.
And most sacrilegiously, a Focus for none other than the soul of Daniil Dankovsky, the man who dreamed of defeating Death.
Ad Vitam Aeternam.
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A 22nd century Thanatica AU with some illustrated chapters.
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- Part 1 of ISMIE
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Cruisin' for a Bruisin' by nachrichtenDance (TopfSecret) for DaveKatAteMySoul (mrs_sakuma)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Sep 2025
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Drone Season 2025 entry for DaveKatAteMySoul. Alternate title: Bruise Cruise: The Musical. Betaed by SpringForIt.
Cruisin' for a Bruisin' is a story where Cronus acts all casanova-like, but his peak's only first base. And Kankri, a snack who actually has been a freak, will give him his very first taste. She'll schoolfeed him the joys and pains of concupiscence - not just hands-on, not just bulge-and-nook-on, but also songs-on! With solos, duets, and more, this sex-scapade will take you to a stage never seen before!
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Lapis Lazuli, former art teacher in Little Homeworld, accidentally became the first Gem thanatologist and Human funeral director amongst their species.
How did this happen? Of corpse, there's only one way to find out: dig in, folks.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 71
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 76
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in other words, hold my hands by TopfSecret
Fandoms: Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction
26 Jun 2025
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Frank's hands are nimbler, and more calculated, than you expect. The quick draw of a cigarette when he's on his Summit, the slow drag on a saloon song - he knows his rhythm, unseen by the audience, yet they sway to his songless tune all the same.
And you? You get to experience it firsthand.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 583
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 81
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Thanzag Week 2025: Adorabloodthirsty by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret), nachrichtenDance (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Homestuck
12 Jun 2025
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Cele6rat1ng Than2ag Week 2025 with doodles of these two dorks! (Plain text: Celebrating Thanzag Week 2025 with doodles of these two dorks!)
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Day 3: What if the Underworld knew Homestuck?
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- English
- Words:
- 0
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 377
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Too Close to Home by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
15 May 2025
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"Than, I'm sorry if this hits too close to home, but... how did Sisyphus capture you?"
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A Hades Game fan comic about Thanatos's terrible, no good, very bad home visit.
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Pathologic Classic (Мор. Утопия) Main Theme Piano Arrangement by Thanathicca (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
05 May 2025
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This is a song (not just) for a person who has managed to work a miracle and defeat a seemingly unvanquishable foe.
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A piano cover of Pathologic Classic / Мор. Утопия's main menu theme. Arranged and played by Thanathicca.
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- Part 1 of Pianologic
- Part 3 of The Topf Secret Cosplay Vault
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Pathologic 3: Quarantine Main Theme Piano Arrangement by Thanathicca (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
05 May 2025
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A song will be played, for a scientist thrown into the jaws of Death, hoping against hope to defeat Death.
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A piano cover of Pathologic 3: Quarantine's main menu theme. Arranged and played by Thanathicca.
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- Part 2 of Pianologic
- Part 4 of The Topf Secret Cosplay Vault
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Pathostuck: A Homestuck Plague Simulator by nachrichtenDance (TopfSecret), Thanathicca (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic, Homestuck
13 Apr 2025
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Meet the medicullers:
The Bachelor - a learned jade-blooded man who spurned the brooding caverns to become a thanatologist,
The Haruspex - a Menkhu, surgeon, and bronzeblood-of-sorts, the only one of his people able to leave the colony for his studies, and
The Changeling - a saint, a demon, a miracle of the steppe; twin sisters of blood lime and candy-red.
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A Pathologic x Homestuck crossover - the Sand Plague happens in the Alternian Empire. Not a fic, just a collection of art and notes. Also, it's not just the healers in here - everyone will eventually be drawn! ;D
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After the plague, Bachelor Clara Dankovskaya brings her long-lost brother on a train to the Capital, where they reopen old wounds and rip themselves new ones.
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A Healer Swap AU short story.
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It's the Troubadour's - Cronus Vantas' - lucky sweep! Her Passionate Condescension has given him and his band a most prestigious invitation: to perform for the Orphaner on his flagship for an entire voyage.
(But of course they have bigger, more revolutionary plans than just performing!)
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A Bloodswap AU story set in the ancestor era. Can be understood without reading the previous installments.
Inspired by "Found a Treasure More Precious" by Lizardlicks, "Tiger, Tiger" by Petra Erika Nordlund, and “Küss mich jetzt im dunklen Garten (Dies ist dein Geschenk an mich)” by semusepsu. Please read series notes for full chronological order!
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- Part 16 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
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Zagreus's Codex of Self-Portraits by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
23 Feb 2025
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In a rare stroke of vanity, the Prince of the Underworld discovers that the image-capturing device given to him by the crafts-master can not only provide to him still pictures of the world, but also of himself.
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Silly Zagreus cosplays made from clothes in our closet. Enjoy!
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- Part 2 of The Topf Secret Cosplay Vault
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 19
- Hits:
- 404
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The Defier of Diamonds by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret), pericopter (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Steven Universe (Cartoon)
21 Feb 2025
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The Black Coat shall someday assume the form of limb enhancers held dear by a technician whose tale is yet to be spun, who shall see the flaws of her leaders and find her own strength.
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What if Xinth, the Black Coat, had the Aspect of Peridot?
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Weakness begs exploitation. By the providence of the One Who Waits, thrumming within the Red Crown, the Lamb sees them all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 409
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 36
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Last Words: The Piano Arrangement by HouseOfHadeh (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
12 Jan 2025
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This song heralds the arrival of Thanatos, incarnate of death.
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A piano cover of Thanatos' theme, "Last Words", from Hades OST, plus transcript. Original music by Darren Korb. Piano cover arranged and played by HouseOfHadeh. Part 1/3 of "May the Last Words You Hear Be His", a tribute to this deathly, lovely song.
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- Part 1 of May the Last Words You Hear Be His
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Polyhaberdasher: A Pathologic Closet Cosplay Collection by Thanathicca (TopfSecret)
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
10 Jan 2025
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Exactly what it says on the tin - this is all of our Pathologic cosplays, made of things from our own closet. Some are serious, others are cracky. Enjoy!
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- Part 1 of The Topf Secret Cosplay Vault
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(Plain text: Last Date of Eighth Grade)
JADE: (looks down, her voice small) If that went well… if Vriska actually liked me instead of just being a jerk because she hates me… what about our faith? What if… what if we’ll go to hell?
DAVE: (deadpan) I’d say sitting next to Vriska for the entirety of a semester is already like being tortured in hell.
JADE: (mock scandalized) Dave!