WheelCoveredInEyes

Crude drawing of a flaming wheel covered in eyes, over a darkened background of mossy cobblestone from hit video game "Minecraft"



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  1. Summary

    Short QSMP fic snippets I posted on tumblr once upon a time, uploaded to AO3 for your convenience.

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  3. Summary

    Short quick pieces set in the QSMP Purgatory interlude.

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  4. Summary

    Dream SMP daemon AU. (With some other His Dark Materials elements sprinkled in as well.)

    Stories do take place in the same universe and reference each other, but are relatively stand-alone - you don't have to read them in order, you can skip stories, you can just read one.

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    Newt runs a simulation given three constraints:

    1: Newt wants to clone a kaiju
    2: Hermann does not want Newt to clone a kaiju
    3: Newt is going to clone a kaiju anyway

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “No,” is the first thing Elias ever says to him.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    People do not bring Jonathon Sims tea. Martin Blackwood, newly-minted archival assistant, has apparently not received this memo.

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    06 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.

    “Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”

    “Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”

    “Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”

    Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it!

    Updates weekly on Puppet Mondays.

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    26 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    [1hr 15m 25s]
    How Dirk and Roxy first meet: 12-year-old Dirk Strider has been alone his whole life and is completely done. He's willing to reveal his location to the Empire as long as it means something has heard him. But before he's inevitably vaporized by killer drones, a voice interrupts his transmission:
    > STOP what u r doing
    > do not send anything else
    > DO NOT try 2 contact me I will contact u
    ...So now he has to deal with that, somehow, instead.
    [Written by WheelCoveredInEyes.]

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    11 Jan 2026