chompz
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"You don't have to bring up trashy porn plots every time you want to have sex, you know," Pope says, pretending to be more annoyed than he really is. "You can just ask for it."
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They roll around on the covers, playfully shoving and cursing until Pope pins JJ down by the wrists and JJ’s legs curl around his waist. Suddenly, nothing’s funny anymore.
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jungkook:
ok
what other options do i even haveyoongi:
taehyungjungkook:
pardonyoongi:
stop blowing up my phone and just fuck taehyungor: in which jungkook's problem is met with an unexpected solution
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mingi:
we still dont have a lochongjoong:
yunsangyeosang:
I SAID NOwooyoung:
ill pay you twoyeosang:
noyunho:
well… -
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wooyoung:
i heard you thinking it…
and hyung i am NOT in the closet im not even gay so how about you go be gay somewhere else i am literally a homophobesan:
wooyoung cut the shitwooyoung:
LEAVE ME ALONEin which wooyoung is in denial for some reason
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Now you know that I love you. Is it dumb believing you might love me too? by MoNsTeRsAmOnGMeN
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
08 Sep 2025
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“You’re not slick, sugar pie.”
Nico stiffened. “What?”
“That little shadow trick.” Will’s tone was maddeningly casual. “Cute, but not foolin’ me.”
Nico didn’t answer. His jaw was tight, eyes fixed on the table.
Will sighed, his voice softening. “I know you’re not used to eating regular meals. I know it’s hard. But your body’s not gonna heal if you keep skipping. You’re runnin’ on fumes, and one day you’re gonna pass out, and then I’m gonna have to carry you to the infirmary in front of everybody, and you’ll hate me forever.”
“That would be accurate,” Nico muttered.Bookmarked by chompz
21 Jan 2026
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Mike is waiting for Will in the basement, a look of suspicious, nervous excitement on his face. He cleared the table and laid out upon it are two card games.
"Now, I know you’ll resist," Mike blurts out, stepping toward him. "But I think this will be good. For both of us! For when we... you know,” Mike trails off, “When we get partners.”
Will scoffs, stepping closer to inspect the titles.
Spill or Sip and Truth, Dare, or Strip.
Or: Mike suggests a spicy card game to help Will loosen up before college. It works a little too well, and suddenly they’re gambling with unresolved feelings, and clothes, that were meant to stay in place.
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15 Mar 2026
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cleric seeking paladin (locked your love in a screenshot) by falloutboi
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Mar 2026
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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Dungeons & Dragons.
Stranger: rp? i rp as a cleric!! pref for paladins but not picky :-) open to explicit (i’m 20), but wanting plot driven. i have prompts
You: Hey :)
You: Paladin here. Also open to explicit and also 20. What kind of prompts do you have?
In which Mike has a thing for sassy clerics and D&D roleplay on Omegle.
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11 Mar 2026
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if i told you how much i think about her (you'd think i was in love) by acarnivalbear, angelsfizz
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Feb 2026
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“You should’ve seen the way you ran in here, man. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you move so fast.” His roommate takes a long pull of the joint dangling in his fingers. “You’re fuckin’ whipped, bro.”
Mike knows he looks stupid, unable to control the way his eyebrows furrow and his lips curl in complete confusion. Then his roommate rolls his eyes and makes a gesture like he’s cracking a whip, complete with sound effect. His cheeks heat up, the realization suddenly dawning on him.
He thinks Mike was on the phone to his girlfriend.
He thinks Mike has a girlfriend.
He thinks that Will is Mike’s girlfriend.
Everyone at college thinks Mike has a girlfriend. There's just one problem. The 'girlfriend' in question is Will Byers. Mike's best friend. Platonic with a capital P. He's so screwed.
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09 Mar 2026
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r/DnD
u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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04 Mar 2026