craftymiddlehorses
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The Fisherman and the Golden fish: Mer!Stede edition by craftymiddlehorses
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 May 2024
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Ed is a fisherman and his husband Izzy berates him all the time. One day something unexpected gets tangled in Ed's net, whatever could that be?
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Ed's been going around wrecking weddings and maybe he runs into someone we know while he's doing that. Cue some stark revelations that might give him something else to chase after ;)
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Wanna go to the dance with me? by craftymiddlehorses
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
16 Mar 2018
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5 Times Jonah tried to ask Rip to be his date to the dance or rather 5 times Rip was an oblivious idiot who has no idea what's going on and 1 time he wasn't that anymore.
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Of chicken soup and ramblings by craftymiddlehorses
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
04 Jun 2017
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Rip and Jonah have been roommates for a while now and they have been hiding their feelings for each other in fear of what the reaction of the other might be. This all changes when Jonah gets sick and starts rambling in his feverish state.
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Hit The Bottom by The_Lady_smaell for Lady Laran
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 May 2013
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Tony is used to being able to get out of situations because he is 'Tony Stark: Billionaire,Genius, Playboy, Philanthropist.' But happens when all that is stripped from him and he truly 'Hit's the bottom? Will anyone be able to see beneath the mask before it's too late or will Tony succumb? And what the hell has Bruce been hiding from him? *See inside for warnings. Eventual SciBF's*
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03 Feb 2026
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Watching Steve sit alone that first day- even with his ex and her new squeeze crowding his table- former King of Hawkins High with his bruised up face and puppy dog eyes, and apparently, knight in shining armor tendencies, Eddie never stood a chance.
It's Jeff, in the end, that finally badgers Eddie enough to let Steve be dragged over to their table- into Hellfire, and Dungeons & Dragons, and hopefully right into Eddie's arms- after Steve intervenes to stop Jeff being harrassed in the halls.
Now Eddie just needs to figure out what he's going to do with all of it.
Aka a hellfire adopts Steve fic, because give the boy some friends (and a boyfriend).
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10 Dec 2025
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my mind is a place that i can't escape your ghost by seawall
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, SFTH - Fandom
09 Jul 2024
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"When we get out of here, we are going for a drink."
Cliff splutters and twists his fingers into the fabric of his jeans because it's rare that he catches anyone's attention, let alone someone as forward as Marie-Claire.
alternatively: i've watched the cardboard stegosaurus far too many times, and decided i needed to know what happened to these silly little characters before and after the play. and now they're all i think about ;-; i love them so much <3
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20 Jun 2025
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Mary Allamby has great reasons to hate the fucking ocean, but this sits above all others: when she's 19, her ship is raided by fearsome pirate Benjamin Hornigold, who insists that one of his crew choose someone from the crowd for nefarious reasons. Edward Teach chooses Mary, but instead of assaulting her like he's commanded to he keeps her safe all night, forging a deep friendship and a sizzling chemistry that will burn on for more than two decades.
Bonded by shared trauma, Ed meets Mary again ten years later on the eve of her arranged marriage, and she begs him to give her something real to remember throughout all the coming years of suffering social expectations.
They all meet again fifteen years later, when Mary's now-departed ex-husband Stede brings home his newfound love, Ed, to meet the family...
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05 Apr 2025
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this mounting wave will roll us shoreward soon by KiaraSayre
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Sep 2023
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Stede learns to be a sailor, a pirate, a Captain, and, just maybe, the kind of person he wants to be, all on the way to finding Ed.
(The kind of person he wants to be will end up committing mild insurance fraud, exploding a ship, doing some light indirect murder, and making some truly questionable choices while on laudanum, but that will come later.)
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- Part 2 of let what is broken so remain
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24 Oct 2024