heartbeatsinreverse
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (13)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (8)
- The Adventure Zone (Podcast) (1)
- Empires SMP (1)
- Vampires SMP (1)
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not quenched until i drown by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse) for strifetxt
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
31 Dec 2025
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Grian marches into Cub’s office, sits primly on the edge of the desk, and says, “I want you to eat me.”
“Okay.” Cub says, eyes flicking up from his paperwork.
Or: Grian wants to be eaten. Negotiations ensue. Some light cannibalism occurs. A good time is had by all.
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the body says proceed and i proceed [collage] by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse) for strifetxt
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
28 Dec 2025
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A webweave for Bloodletting: From the first blush of belief in mercy, to the moment of betrayal.
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settle into your position by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse) for Ten_of_Swords
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Sep 2025
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There is a beach, somewhere, with gentle waves and eternal sunset. Here, it is always warm. Etho, Grian, and Cleo are trying to find a way out.
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say it again [COLLAGE] by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse) for comment_day
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Jun 2025
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A webweave for the INCREDIBLE fic "The Mimic; or, Pounded in the Cloaca by the Foolish-Yet-Handsome Warlock Who Doesn't Know I'm His Patron". I really think the title says it all on that one
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as the dawn breaks by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse) for ahautism
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Jun 2025
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Martyn wakes up King Ren with an unexpected (but enjoyed) handjob. (Also, the conceit is that this is a Shakespeare play, so it's in iambic pentameter. The sexiest poetic form, obvs.)
Series
- Part 1 of Shakespeare? in MY Battleship?
Recent series
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Shakespeare? in MY Battleship? by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse)
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Jun 2025
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Shane experiences a Autistic meltdown after the scene in Vegas which leads to their story being completely different.
Bookmarked by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse)
30 Mar 2026
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Incredibly kind story; read this on bad days
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He was gone. What was the point?
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And then the tar below Owen splits, like a mouth, like the parting of waves, tunnels down and down and down and down and… is that… light?__
In which Owen wants to take care of what is his, Legs wants to take care of everyone else before "taking care" of himself, Cleo would like everyone to stop screaming, Pyro would like to have One (1) positive relationship please, and Avid would like to grind Pyro into a fine paste.
Meanwhile, Pearl is having another adventure, Martyn wonders why this red witch keeps bothering him, and a necromancer rises to power.
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After a mishap with a unique tome, Apo, Legs, and Avid are rendered unnaturally clingy with each other.
Their forced proximity causes secrets to be shared, emotions to be heightened, and betrayals to be unknowingly averted.
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- Part 5 of this really was a vampires
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Bookmarked by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse)
03 Feb 2026
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a duty to others, a duty to you, a duty to the dead by audioEidolon
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
21 Feb 2026
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"My, you have been busy," Scott said, and Legundo did not look at Scott's eyes— shut them in fact, when Scott grabbed his chin and forced his face forward. He could smell that cold breath now, like a funeral parlor, and pulled away with a grimace, hand moving to his belt—
Scott snatched that up as well, and with a twist and a surge of inhuman strength, pressed Legundo flat to the table. His breath left him in a rush, and Scott laughed.
Scott was shorter than Legundo, and much lighter as well. The only thing keeping him planted on the ground was his own body weight, and Legundo had the advantage of leverage.
He still had a hand free. Legundo grabbed on to the collar of Scott's elegant coat, and put a knee into the vampire's stomach. He had the satisfaction of seeing surprise in Scott's eyes— before he was handily thrown clean off of Legundo, and over the far side of the table.
He would not get the element of surprise again.
(Or; Legundo gets bit by EVERY Vampire at some point or another, for varying reasons.)
Bookmarked by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse)
03 Feb 2026
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Could not possibly be more perfectly up my alley, I am going to reread this 500x
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Avid convinced himself to go back to town six times as he stumbled through the underbrush, tripping over rotten logs and smacking his face into needled branches. But each time he turned to go back (because being alone in these woods was stupid) he saw Sausage avert his eyes, Martyn shrug with an apologetic wince, and Drift stare at him silently.
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Avid doesn't go back to Oakhurst.
Bookmarked by salemoleander (heartbeatsinreverse)
25 Jan 2026