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    Wyatt gave Harris a fun idea for a social media video, Harris didn't mean to start a war.

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    The Centaurs play the paper game!

    [there is now a companion fic featuring the comments section of each video]

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    25 Mar 2026

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    His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.

    Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.

    Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Pop Base@PopBase

    Ottawa Centaurs Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander stun in new photos from the annual NHL Charity Gala earlier tonight.

    lucy @hockeyhusbands81
    Replying to @PopBase

    IS SHANE HOLLANDER WEARING MESH?,./,,?./?

    Eli @what_the_puck
    Replying to @PopBase

    Hey so like why are they naked

    BANGTAN LOCKDOWN @hollzy875

    OKAY THEY LOOK SOOOOO GOOD but WHO in the world managed to convince shane hollander to wear a mesh shirt?????????

    kira @ilyasleftsock
    Replying to @hollzy875

    idk but i hope they get a raise bc holy shit

    or, Shane Hollander wears a mesh top to the NHL Charity Gala and breaks the internet.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Hayden: Babe.
    Hayden:...do you think Shane could be gay?

    Jackie: Definitely.

    Hayden: Wait, seriously?

    Jackie: Yeah, I’ve suspected for years.
    Jackie: But why do you think so all of a sudden?

    Hayden: Okay, we have to come back to that but.
    Hayden: I got a message from him that I don’t think was meant for me…

    Jackie: What did it say?

    Hayden: You’re going to make me type it out?

    Jackie: Hayden, you’re thirty years old. Type out the message. It can’t be that bad.

    Hayden: Something about missing a cock desperately.

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