puddingparamour



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 6

    Tags
    Summary

    To say that Shen Jiu survived Qiu Manor is to misconstrue the events which followed afterwards.

    The beast that burrowed free of the rubble did not survive. It is something new, made from the death of Shen Jiu.

    (aka: shen jiu's guide to coming back wrong and eating your ex-boyfriend*)

    (*only a little)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    513

    12 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

    Tags
    Summary

    Bursting onto a moonlit clearing, Yue Qingyuan sees it. Him. A tall, slender shape, his lower half a long and winding snake’s tail, the scales a dark and gleaming green and the body of it thick and solid. The upper half is human, all pale skin and long dark hair falling like ink. As Yue Qingyuan watches, the demon before him lets go of the mauled, bloody husk of an innocent mortal, raising his head to watch Yue Qingyuan from across the clearing. Bright red blood smeared all across his lower face, his eyes gleaming in the moonlight as he meets Yue Qingyuan’s gaze directly. 

    “Xiao-Jiu,” Yue Qingyuan croaks, frozen where he stands a dozen feet away. 

    Shen Jiu takes one look at Yue Qingyuan, and he is suddenly painfully aware of his white and black cultivator’s robes, his spiritual weapon sheathed at his side, the hilt in his hand. 

    “Don’t--” Yue Qingyuan starts, but Shen Jiu turns to slither away into the tree line before he can finish. The demon, fleeing the righteous cultivator. 

    Yue Qingyuan looks at the dead man that Shen Jiu leaves behind, and he lets him go. 

    -

    Yue Qingyuan finally finds his childhood friend again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    558

    12 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Yo, man, word on the hallways is… you went on a date! That true?!” Flambae’s voice blares through the line, loud, teasing, dramatic as hell. Even over comms, his accent is impossible to ignore.

    “You jealous or something? Look, if you wanted to grab dinner all you had to do was ask,” Robert shoots back, dry as always.

    “Yeah… hah. You're not my type.” Flambae sounds weirdly uncomfortable, almost embarrassed, and Robert’s eyebrows lift slightly. He’s never heard the man hesitate in his life.

    “Girl, that’s the biggest lie I’ve heard!” Prism laughs before he can even respond. “You’re actually saying you’re not into a sad little twink like him?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,232
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    1,409
    Bookmarks:
    255
    Hits:
    19,922

    12 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After years of being neglected, ignored, having all of dad’s failures projected onto him, Robert Robertson the Third took control back in the only way he knew how.

    Burning the whole damn thing to the ground.

    Now a villain, life is actually pretty chill. He’s got a cute dog, a sturdy warehouse, and oh right, a firebrand hero he is completely, utterly, pathetically, maddeningly obsessed with. A hero who plays the moral high ground but always somehow ends up on his knees, at Robert’s mercy.

    Damn, life is good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    1,495
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    11,186

    11 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

    Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

    “So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

    “Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

    “I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

    -

    or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,752
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    262
    Kudos:
    1,505
    Bookmarks:
    338
    Hits:
    20,077

    11 Mar 2026