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the starving ghosts of yesterday by Sinister_Queer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Sep 2025
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To say that Shen Jiu survived Qiu Manor is to misconstrue the events which followed afterwards.
The beast that burrowed free of the rubble did not survive. It is something new, made from the death of Shen Jiu.
(aka: shen jiu's guide to coming back wrong and eating your ex-boyfriend*)
(*only a little)
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12 Mar 2026
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Natural Enemies by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2026
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Bursting onto a moonlit clearing, Yue Qingyuan sees it. Him. A tall, slender shape, his lower half a long and winding snake’s tail, the scales a dark and gleaming green and the body of it thick and solid. The upper half is human, all pale skin and long dark hair falling like ink. As Yue Qingyuan watches, the demon before him lets go of the mauled, bloody husk of an innocent mortal, raising his head to watch Yue Qingyuan from across the clearing. Bright red blood smeared all across his lower face, his eyes gleaming in the moonlight as he meets Yue Qingyuan’s gaze directly.
“Xiao-Jiu,” Yue Qingyuan croaks, frozen where he stands a dozen feet away.
Shen Jiu takes one look at Yue Qingyuan, and he is suddenly painfully aware of his white and black cultivator’s robes, his spiritual weapon sheathed at his side, the hilt in his hand.
“Don’t--” Yue Qingyuan starts, but Shen Jiu turns to slither away into the tree line before he can finish. The demon, fleeing the righteous cultivator.
Yue Qingyuan looks at the dead man that Shen Jiu leaves behind, and he lets him go.
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Yue Qingyuan finally finds his childhood friend again.
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- Part 30 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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12 Mar 2026
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“Yo, man, word on the hallways is… you went on a date! That true?!” Flambae’s voice blares through the line, loud, teasing, dramatic as hell. Even over comms, his accent is impossible to ignore.
“You jealous or something? Look, if you wanted to grab dinner all you had to do was ask,” Robert shoots back, dry as always.
“Yeah… hah. You're not my type.” Flambae sounds weirdly uncomfortable, almost embarrassed, and Robert’s eyebrows lift slightly. He’s never heard the man hesitate in his life.
“Girl, that’s the biggest lie I’ve heard!” Prism laughs before he can even respond. “You’re actually saying you’re not into a sad little twink like him?”
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12 Mar 2026
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I love your mind dear, I love our life here by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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After years of being neglected, ignored, having all of dad’s failures projected onto him, Robert Robertson the Third took control back in the only way he knew how.
Burning the whole damn thing to the ground.
Now a villain, life is actually pretty chill. He’s got a cute dog, a sturdy warehouse, and oh right, a firebrand hero he is completely, utterly, pathetically, maddeningly obsessed with. A hero who plays the moral high ground but always somehow ends up on his knees, at Robert’s mercy.
Damn, life is good.
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11 Mar 2026
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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11 Mar 2026
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Flambae goes on a date. Robert is not impressed.
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- Part 2 of the dreaded flambert situationship
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11 Mar 2026
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a freeloader, a roommate, or a secret third thing by kj_crwn
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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Robert fills up the glass he's been trying to remove a questionable stain from and empties it in a fluid movement over his shoulder, enjoying the indignant squawk it produces before all noise ceases. Blessed silence.
"You gotta stop doing this near the sources of water," Robert comments lazily, turning around to lean back against the sink. He smirks at the sight of Flambae. Dripping wet, and eyes wild. Pathetic.
"Just you wait until I set you on fire in your sleep," Flambae says through gritted teeth, fingers twitching as if he's trying to summon his fire despite the water impairing him.
"Bringing kinky shit into the bedroom already?" Robert quips. He crosses his arms, not cowed in the slightest by the other's larger frame.
or; Flambae's apartment is destroyed during the attack. He forces his way into staying at Robert's instead.
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11 Mar 2026
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As it turned out, Robert really was Flambae’s type.
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After dealing with Shroud once and for all, Robert Robertson finds that it's hard to have a personal 'thing' going on when your, ahem, person of...interest...is as subtle as a fireball. Romance isn't dead, it's just locked behind HR's code of conduct.
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“...Hell yeah this some Britney, bitch! This one is for Robert—where is he—there he is! Robbo at the bar! Yeah! Luckiest fucking fucker in all of Southland! ‘Cause guess who fucking fucked him—oh yeah, back to the chorus! Uhn uhn…”- Language:
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11 Mar 2026
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"Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.
Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.
"Sure. I can't die."
Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
_______________________________________Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.
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11 Mar 2026
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"What?" Robert is too tequila-soaked and, consequently, flammable for this right now. "What are you talking about?"
"Ooh, I don't know, Bob-Bob." Fire shimmers over the tips of eight digits. "Maybe the fun little fact that you're fucking Mecha Man??"
Oh. Oh shit.
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In which Flambae finds out Robert is Mecha Man while fighting alongside him against Shroud, and Robert has to take him on a date about it.
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11 Mar 2026
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“The scar is small, at least,” Pomfrey says, pulling the bandage snug around the cleaned wound. There’s a pity in her voice that makes Severus want to throw up again. “It will be easily covered.”
Dumbledore catches him inspecting it, as if mesmerized. “You are lucky to have survived at all,” the Headmaster says.
Severus does not say I don’t feel very lucky because it is stupid and obvious. Instead, he says unsteadily, “I want to press charges, sir.”
Pomfrey stills, tightening the bandage to the point of discomfort.
“Remus Lupin would be executed,” Dumbledore says. “The Ministry takes a dim view of werewolves who infect other wizards.”
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10 Mar 2026
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Severus had been ready to die, he hadn't expected to find himself back to a time when he was still to commit his greatest sins. He had not expected Lily to talk to him again.
After two decades spent fighting in a war, it's not immediately apparent to him that somewhere along the way he must've forgotten how to live. With a looming war on the horizon, he doesn't have much of a choice if he wants to protect her.
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10 Mar 2026
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“Ever think about inviting him over to our place?”
“Like… to hang out?”
“Sure. Or like to spend the night.”
“You wanna have a sleep over with Dr. Robby?”
“No. But I bet you do.”
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Trinity crashes Dennis and Robby’s dinner date at the roomies’ apartment. Things are awkward.
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10 Mar 2026
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“I could use a housesitter while I’m out. Just someone to check in on the place, maybe give it a light dusting once a week. Make sure it’s not burnt down or flooded in some freak accident. Of course you’re welcome to stay over, too. It’s my understanding that Doctor Santos’s relationship with Doctor Garcia is… flourishing. And that maybe you’d both do well with more privacy.”
Dennis’s feet slowed as they approached a covered bus stop, finally stilling once they were underneath the metal sign indicating the stop number. “That is true. I mean, yeah, I could drop by, keep an eye on things, stay over on date nights that are always at our place for some reason...”
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10 Mar 2026
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I'm Open (To Falling From Grace) by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Mar 2026
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Yue Qingyuan isn’t sure what changed after his last mission with Shen Qingqiu, but whatever it is, he prays to all his unknown ancestors that he can manage not to ruin it.
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- Part 2 of valentine's day treats '26
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10 Mar 2026
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Robby was beginning to remember why he rarely watched porn. Everything felt so over-the-top and staged. He was desperate, though, so he scrolled idly until he saw a video that made him pause.
It was titled “Virgin Farmboy Gets Fucked X2 (moaning) (threesome) (POV)”. The title wasn’t what stopped him; what stopped him was that on the thumbnail of the video was a very familiar man with brown hair and big, droopy eyes.OR
Robby finds out that Whitaker had a brief stint in amateur porn during his early med school days. He handles this maturely.
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09 Mar 2026
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Someone's Dearest by Taradactyls
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, AUSTEN Jane - Works
07 Mar 2026
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A belated contribution for the Janeuary prompt 'Dearest' as requested by an anon <3
Miss Catherine ‘Kitty’ Bennet was the dearest child of neither her mother nor father. Those positions belonged to Lydia Wickham and Elizabeth Darcy, respectively. Yet Kitty did not mind, because that honour seemed to come paired with being the least dear to the opposing parent.
Kitty, accompanying Georgiana in town for the season and staying with Elizabeth and Mr Darcy in their London home, falls in love... with Colonel Fitzwilliam. But his father has certain expectations of his prospects, and Kitty has some realisations about her family to make. Yet her heart just keeps falling for him deeper and deeper.
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09 Mar 2026
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“You should try writing to her, even if you are not to send them. I find, when I have so many feelings that I am unsure what to do with them, it helps to release them creatively.”
“But you draw, and I’m not much of a writer honestly. Well… most of the time anyway.”
“There are all kinds of writers you know. You believe yourself to not be a writer because there are so many of them already around you, but the world is full of creativity, full of art, full of someone who will always be better at something than you Eloise. Besides, I’m not asking you to publish a book of poetry for a long-lost lover. I’m just saying, try an outlet for once that doesn’t involve smoking on a swing?”
At that she had laughed but she had gone to bed with Michaela’s advice singing in the back of her mind and then had spent many nights when she couldn’t sleep in Scotland doing exactly as she had suggested.
And now Eloise stared at the never-to-be recipient of dozens of letters that hide in her desk drawer that resides in her room at Aubrey Hall and she is none-the-wiser and oddly calm and beautiful for someone who has been stuck with sheep for the last year.
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- Part 1 of With Love
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07 Mar 2026
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Busker Kidnapped by Sugar-gege: the Result will Shock You by Godotfound
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan collided not with the solid ground but with a soft silky fabric. A wince came from above him and he blinked up. A boy stared at him, pale eyes wide as coffee dripped down his pretty face.
Shen Yuan grimaced, forcing himself back onto his knees.
"Oh— Oh no, I'm so sorry! " He waved his hands back and forth unsure of where to start.
The boy continued to stare. The coffee hadn't just spilled on his face, Shen Yuan realized with a sinking heart. It had splashed across the elegant set of hanfu the boy was wearing. These weren't just some cheap set you might find online. This looked like real embroidered silk!
"You poor thing," Shen Yuan rustled in his pocket looking for anything he could use. He withdrew a rumpled but clean tissue and started to pat the boy's face. "Totally my fault alright? Let me pay for the dry cleaning. Actually let me buy you a whole new set of clothes, hm?"
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Shen Jiu reverse transmigrates and meets his exact type of man: dumb.
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07 Mar 2026
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After a failed attempt to secure Lord Debling sees Cressida Cowper once again seeking a husband on the marriage mart, Eloise is hopeful that their new and tentative friendship will continue through the rest of the season. Her hopes are rapidly dashed when Cressida appears at her door, distraught and asking for advice.
A request that sends Eloise into an emotional tailspin all her own.
Set sometime after the first four episodes of season 3 but I have tried not to include too many spoilers just in case some are here after the first episode!
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05 Mar 2026