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    Waking up in a place he didn’t recognise with injuries he doesn't recall, Jazz already knew he was in it for the long run. At the very least, he knew these fundamental rules:

    He was Jazz, he was an Autobot, and Optimus Prime was his leader.

    Now, he just wished he could figure out who Optimus Prime was supposed to be.

    Alternatively, Jazz wakes up with no memory of who he is, and decides that instead of coming clean about it, he's going to pretend he didn't have amnesia in the first place. This can only go well.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Sans has put in the bone work.

    For fifteen years, he's raised Papyrus.

    Not even counting the time loop.

    And now some pretentious ancient bones want to have a say?

    Oh hell no.

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    Said "ancient bones" are mortified.

    How were they supposed to know the short depressed skeleton was barely two decades old?!

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    22 Jul 2025

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    Starscream finds a sparkling.

    It’s not his.

    And it’s not a sparkling. 

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    07 Mar 2026

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    "I'm your father," he replies gently.

    "F-ather," Damian repeats clumsily. He knows what the word means, but he can't associate it with an experience. Now that he thinks about it, he has zero experiences to draw from. His mind is an empty void. He does not know who he is, aside from his name, and he does not know what he is supposed to do.

    "That's right," his father hums in agreement. "I'm your father, you're my son, and now you're home." 

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    16 Oct 2024

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    Harry had only wanted to get the Hoover Dam tour over with, he didn't know what he did wrong. Why did that mysterious cube turn him into a robot? Had everyone known there was a huge laboratory underneath the dam? And what was going to happen to him now?
    Poor Harry felt lost in his little Sector Seven cell. But it wasn't all bad, at least he had Lord Megatron there to protect him.

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    20 Dec 2022

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